Now that the dubst has settled, was his card really the best?

Now that the dubst has settled, was his card really the best?

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Let's just drop all pretence of discussion. I hope this is one of those truly pathetic dubs threads where literally nobody gets anything, they're always funny.

Let's see Paul Allen's dubs

>Aquisitions
Learn to spell, Paul

I don't like the typeface t b h

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too late

REPEATING DIGITS ARE MY ANTIDRUG

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>44

Wow, really makes you, HOWEVER, she's KATANA, she's got a KATANA, check 'em, for you, there's a devil in star wars, big guy, but who was phone, CIA in Westeros, Jonsa fags pls gtfo, how can Marvel even compete, pure kino, BLACKED.

Just getting everything out of the way.

Here we go! UFO! CHECK EM DUBBOS I MEAN CHECK EM DUBBERINOS AMIRITE
AMIRITE!

Yeah.

IT'S STARTING.

:)

Kill yourself.

Very nice.

Sorry friend

Well, it did have a watermark.

Pretty good, but consider these

they all looked the same...

Luis Carruthers was GOAT.

was getting dubs part of your plan?

WEW

I liked Byrce more. His card appealed to me more. Allen is second though

LADS

The fire rises

sorry

LAD*

w e w

If dubs then Suicide Squad is kino of the year and everyone's moms freak.

So did he actually murder all those people?

You worthless fucking pleb are you for fucking real right now?

youtube.com/watch?v=aZVkW9p-cCU

Look at Patrick's card. look at the variation in size and placement on the numbers in the phone number at the top left, see how the 555 is distinctly lower than any number on either side, look at the 1 in 212, it' basically a fucking capital i, see how the 6 is about 50 feet above the rest, how the 2 on the very end is tiny and pathetic in comparison.

Now look at the name, notice how the initial letter in Patrick, Vice, and President are bigger than the rest of the letters in the word, while in Bateman the letters are all the same size, look at how Patrick is in normal font, while the rest is all slightly bolded.

For the company name, the & is crammed up tight against the second Pierce, and they misspelled Acquisitions.

Finally in the address we see the same number problems we saw in the phone number, varying sizes and heights and more 1's that look like i's.

Walk into traffic you fucking fetus there's a world of difference between Patrick's garbage ass shit and Paul Allen's well formatted work of art.

If dubs paul allen's card was best and we can stop posting these threads

Does Bateman only use his business cards once in the movie? (Giving one to the detective)

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MOM'S

Kek, dc fags on suicide :^) watch

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dubs?

Dubs status: checked

Here's a 7

4 you

If dubs then mods have to sticky this thread.

Of coursh

WEW

Dubs and niggers rule the world and all the wyte wimminz

Not today, person of african descent.

Check out this 5.

Dubs and all niggers drown in camel cum.

You guys know this thread is just like 5 people constantly chekcing the other's dubs while trying to get some too, right?

Bateman's has the best text hierarchy but otherwise looks completely amateurish

Even accounting for the over-trendy sans serif and the tacky small caps on his first name, Bryce is the clear winner

Ur a dumdum nigger

Check these babies out

Paul Allen has the best card.

OP here, if you can't contribute to the discussion of repeating digits and tasteful font then you can leave please.

Dubs and you fuck Lena Dunham in the ass so hard it triggers her gag reflex and she starts projectile vomiting and shoots off your dick in a rocket blast of shit.

You know nobody gives a damn?

Also, check 'em!

EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW AND LOOK AT THE REPEATING DIGITS AT THE END OF MY POST NUMBER

wew

Got dubs instead

Qué chidos dobles

Oh boy. How about these numeros dobles?

Dubs and god is kill

Man this thread is shit, nobody's getting dubs

Not today, Satan.

Fuk u god die

Check em lads

Why do you autists care so much about some dumb repeating numbers?

Guys teach me how to get dubs i know there's some script u have to run pls.

11's? The weakest of doubles.

it would have been crazy if this post had gotten dubs
you're a natural, m8

I heard this is a dubs threads.

Check my 777

Niggers fucked my dubs. :(

Thanks, this is my first dubs thread so I wasn't aware. Have a 3 on me!

Ayooo are these your dubs white boi?

Wow. Awful.

Dubs are nice but consider TRIPS

Naw I think I found them myself you subhuman black african nigger

>mfw dubs haters btfo
suck my dubs, you faggots

hahahahahahahaha looks like you're stuck jerking your singles (again)
I hate dubs and I never want to see a post with dubs ever again

faggot

nice try satan, better luck next time

good form

my bad! i meant 88

checked

BATEMAN'S GONNA FREAK

benis

10/10, I'd wager you're Bret Easton Ellis himself

Nope, just someone with style. When you get out of your mom's basement and into the business world, these things matter.

everyone's already gotten doubles, fuck this shit

Getting dubs is so easy it becomes boring after a while.
Pfff... Check em....

>tfw you get two dubs in a row
feels good

dubs are overrated anyway

WOW A 1/10 CHANCE OF SOMETHING HAPPENING HAPPENS FREQUENTLY 'T THAT AMAZING

FUCKL DUBS

Thats my fetish

I live on the second floor, cunt.

says the man with dubs

Czecked

>I'm mad because I've never gotten dubs

Paul Allen > David Van Patten > Timothy Bryce > Patrick Bateman
You know its true