plebs on suicide watch - based armond does it again
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plebs on suicide watch - based armond does it again
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Literally capekino
Armond is fucking based.
King of Sup Forums.
Jesus christ, Sup Forumsedditor
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Do you have any shame or taste in film?
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ROLLAN
kys
A lot on this board only ironically praise Armond White. He is actually a genius. People often criticise him for ignoring the movies to argue sociological points, but movies don't happen in a vacuum. Movies really are a representation of ideological forces, and Marvel's cinematic universe is the very embodiment of cynical market capitalist consumerist culture. If you are a fan of Marvel, you are a slave who loves his enslavement.
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god damn this guy is a walking contrarian.
>dat blatant misuse to try to create revisionism
Sup Forumsedditors are console warriors with an obsessive dislike of dc, like the evanspammer
Rolling
>Marvel's cinematic universe is the very embodiment of cynical market capitalist consumerist culture.
And the rival corporation that tried cashing late into that same model isn't?
Agreed.
Are you implying you're Sup Forums?
nice stealth roll
Rollan, also praise the Armond GodKing of Sup Forums!
How do you know what Sup Forums likes or dislikes?
Rolling
Zack Snyder has a powerful vision that will set us free.
He is the Superman and we are the people who hate and fear him.
rolling for 666
russell help me
Oh I bet they do, Sup Forumsedditor
gee I wonder if he hated it. Think I'll assume he did and move on without reading it
>Zack Snyder has a powerful vision that will set us free.
Here's some powerful Snyder vision going free
Rolling and saging
>obsessive consolewar shitposting
>not Sup Forums
Hi fanboys! Do yourselves a favor and just have fun with movies instead. It's okay to not like something, but don't make hating it revolve around your life.
10-12 please
ok
>>obsessive consolewar shitposting
>>not Sup Forums
I don't know, I've never been to Sup Forums
Based negro does it again.
>yandere criminal gf that sexually bullies you
Are you going to answer my question, Sup Forums scum?
for the sake of based armond
help I can't find my wallet
>illegal twerk
wat
raviolling
rawlin
Everyone knows it. That's like asking people to back up their claims when they say Sup Forums is bad, and the only way they can say so is by going there. Besides, how does the 4th reply in the thread know what Sup Forums is like then?
>y-yuh vee...
Try again.
kek I thought this was a smug denzel washington reaction image for the longest time
I know he's contrarianism incarnate but how much does it hurt him to actually defend capeshit? Was he gritting his teeth the entire time he had to shit out this drivel?
He liked:
>Grown Ups
>Jonah Hex
>G.I. Joe
>G.I. Joe 2
>Battle: Los Angeles
>The Green Hornet
>Clash of the Titans
>Indiana Jones 4
>Transformers 2
>Death Race
>Fantastic Four: Rise of Silver Surfer
>I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
>Takers
>Taken
>Transporter 3
>Resident Evil: Afterlife
>Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
He disliked:
>The Tree of Life
>There Will Be Blood
>Black Swan
>The Social Network
>Tangled
>The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
>The Road
>The King's Speech
>Synecdoche, New York
>Transformers
>Toy Story 3
>Eastern Promises
>Stardust
>The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
>Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives
>Tales from the Golden Age
>Let Me In
>All Marvel movies
>The Dark Knight
>Mother
>The Hurt Locker
>Blue Valentine
>Up
>Hellboy 2
He also compared Hannah to Kick-Ass because they both have a young female character, thinks I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry is a modern classic, thinks Live Free or Die Hard is the best Die Hard, compared The Road to Resident Evil, thinks Clash of the Titans is better than the LOTR Trilogy, prefers Transformers 2 to Transformers, and thinks CJ7 is deeper and more profound than There Will Be Blood.
Will you be answering or just beating around the bush
Rolling for Jillian
Hi Sup Forums
shut up marvel kek
gogogo
you stole my Jillian
wtf is this
>give answer
>get butthurt
>Sup Forums is seriously trying to defend itself and claim it doesn't shitpost about things it hates
>even rehashes his own post just like his videogame hating sentiments and "dcuck" spammers
Wow.
How do you know so much about Sup Forums?
Hearsay. And I have been on every board at least once. Not enough to absorb or get knowledge on v.
Now let me ask you: how do you seem to know about Sup Forums or attempt to induct I am from there? How does the 4th reply know about Sup Forums? Either they go to Sup Forums, or you and the others and everyone else who shits on it simply hear about the bad things.
wow you seem like a real 4channarian
Rollin' for a QT
Nice comeback, visiter.
Also
>implying shitflinging fests between two comic movie franchises aren't right up v's alley
>visiter
Nice reddit taste by the way
hmu
Thanx
>blow someone out of the water
>all they have is petty passive agressive insults
Here, have a fun little baneposting image. All of Sup Forums knows about, no need to feel shame.
Daily reminder Armond hates Nolan (who, just so happens to get positive ratings from all other critics, what a coincidence!)
nolan seems like a cool guy and has fantastic knowledge on film but it doesnt mean his works are that good bar maybe Interstellar
>Bane memes
kek it's Sup Forums alright
KATANA GET
Pure kino
>marvelfags trying to spam a thread
MODS
lmao what the fuck is an illegal twerk
>Mentions Black Lives Matter in Civil War review
yeah, fuck off
>Sup Forumsedditors are console warriors with an obsessive dislike of dc, like the evanspammer
>he says as he spouts Sup Forumseddit approved memes like "capekino"
The fucking gall of you Sup Forumseddit scum. Stay on twitter or kill yourself
Whatever it takes you to leave our art board.
Tyler get
>He writes for National Review now
Why am I not surprised?
KUTANA
I RECOGNIZE THAT SHAPE
that's the point.
Rolling down the street..
I fucking came reading that review. I dont care if he does it ironically, Armond says what I think but written all good and stuff.
I saw Thor 2 in theaters even, but I can pinpoint Guardians of the Galaxy as the exact point I recognized the Marvel sham and how effed up the pop culture is to embrace that
lets-a goooo
He trashed Interstellar pretty hard.
I'm not reading it.
Let me guess. He pretended to love a rotten movie and spouted some pseudo-social commentary gibberish.
Sure
plz lil alien plz
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rollerino
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Kermode is a meme