August 6th, 2016

>august 6th, 2016

it's my birthday :)

Congrats, man

>3 years since i had sex
fucking christ

me too

I'm celebrating by shitposting, but I should go to bed soon. I have to work tomorrow

Ya hangin in there, Sup Forums?

fucking barely
every day the thought jumping off the bridge 5 blocks from my apartment becomes less and less scary to me. and that truly frightens me.

Congrats
You share your birthdate with the bombing of Hiroshima, which basically converted japan from a potential superpower to otakuland

>it's been 210 years with no HRE
Just kill me now.

USA! USA! USA!

>all your friends have moved on
>they all have girlfriends
>some even getting married and having kids
>you haven't even kissed a girl yet
>you haven't even got a real friend left in the world to do anything you really want with

just go outside and talk to people lol

>19 years since i had sex

WHERE DO I GO

>just go outside and talk to people lol

go to the bar bro. just get drunk and mingle.

>21 years since I had sex

69th anniversary of the Hiroshima A bomb

Happy birthday nuke faggot

>apply for job
>"you got an interview on wednessday"
>"something cape up we will email you by friday for another date"
>didn't get anything yet
Thanks for creating a billion new jobs Obama.

no
this year
>brother becomes raging alcoholic, throwing up every night, starting shit every other night
>mom hospitalized for the 3rd time
>gf broke up with me cos of her mental issues getting worse
>half friends moved away, or don't speak to eachother because of drama
>the company father works for gets shut down by the government for fucking up the books, ends getting paid half of what he used to by the company that took over
it just keeps getting worse, lads
I don't want to kill myself yet because my family can't afford it

Look for meet ups online, go to clubs, go to bars, go to shows, talk to real people online (not user), there's tons of opportunities. And if you're not up for that work on your own shit for a while- it is possible to be happy and alone despite what society says.

i'm just lonely lads. i've got two close friends in the entire world and they both have girlfriends and live many states away. my sister is the only person in the world i could say i truly love and she lives literally on the other side of the world. i'm in a new city and i just feel lost. i'm 24 and i feel like i'm a freshman in college. this is hell.

E-mail them again, they like it when you follow them up on shit. A lot of it is mind games.

Same senpai, hbd to us

Nah I don't think that sounds like a good idea for a movie.

Going to a club or bar alone seems like the most pathetic thing you could ever do.

happy bday user :)

I tried it before with another company when they cancelled and they sent me a "We think you are super amazing with a great skill set...HOWEVER" type email after.

And that scarred you so terribly that you'd never try it again?

Im on Sup Forums on a friday night in a wojak thread what do you think.

I get these every week. Still looking for a job with my worthless stem phd.

also this

>stay up til 4 am
>sleep in until 2 pm
>shitpost the whole day
>repeat

i don't know how to stop doing this

Well Jesus Christ, I don't think it would hurt just to try before you bitch about it dude.

Just try it mate, make it seem like you're busy and need to know about the interview time to fit it into your schedule even if you're a fucking loser.

Sounds like fun. Imagine having obligations like family and work.

fuck off cuck

My schedule is sleeping from 3am-10am and shit posting from 10am until about 2pm them a short break for the gym before I resume shit posting until I go back to bed.

>meet girl and develop a massive crush on her over the course of four months
>been friend zoned dozens of times by now and I determined it's because I'm a pussy and I'm not forward enough
>grow balls and tell her I like her and want to take her on a date
>specifically call it a date
>she agrees and acts super excited and tells me she already knows which dress she's going to wear
>tells me shes so excited for the date she even told her mom about me
>go to Macy's and buy a nice shirt
>drive 30 minutes to pick her up
>we get to the restaurant and right as we're walking in I half jokingly say "it's a date, hold my hand"
>"no we're just friends"

kill me

Tomorrow is the first day when I start being successful, I swear it! I mean it this time! I really do!

I won't do anything

>I half jokingly say "it's a date, hold my hand"

jesus christ

Oh man I can't wait to see this in theaters :D

>still haven't had sex
>still haven't done anything meaningful with my life
>still haven't started going to church

but on the good side

>still haven't gotten arrested
>making good money

aw fuck man, that sucks... hang in there

>Realizing every problem I have is an extension of narcissism
>Even recognizing the narcissism is narcissistic, not matter what I'm self involved and impossible to be around

wew lad time to OD

>graduate college last year, have decent job, gf, bf from home moved 1k miles to start life in town with me.

>barely struggling to hold school debt away
>still living check to check despite working at a reputable corporation and getting an almost double raise within a year.
>gf going to grad school for 2 years in 1 week

its worse than it sounds

Having sex in 2016 is the easiest thing to do. I am average and I still get dick

In a sense.

I see death, hatred, and downright fanatic filth nowadays.

I feel numb to it all. It doesn't surprise me.

Humanity was a mistake.

>in love with a girl
>barely talk to her and when I do, it's always me making all the conversation
this existence fucking blows

I take it you're in the USA.

Bugger. If you were in Aus, I'd hang out with you.

>finding someone to fuck your hole is an accomplishment

>tfw i'm going to be 34 on monday

>Has had sex
>He's somehow the cuck

Literally the antithesis of what the word actually means, which just makes you come off as a meme buzzword spouting retard no better than Tumblr feminists

I'm actually good looking, and have had several girls on tinder waiting to fuck me but I'm too much of a pussy to do it because I'm afraid I'll fuck up and embarrass myself.

It's retarded, I know... before the year ends though

Hey so what tv shows are you guys watching lately? I watched a couple episodes of Animal Kingdom the other day and it seemed kind of cool I guess.

Hiroshima day.

>meet insanely cute girl
>she's normal, really into me
>think this is my big break
>she's fucking boring
>she's just really fucking boring

she doesn't have anything to talk about. she doesn't like anythingk. holy fuck she'd literally be everything i ever dreamed of but i dont know how the fuck to talk to her when she doesn't talk about anything

>goes to a virgin central board
>le hurr i had sex 3 years ago so sad ;(

kys

I dont think theres an end

So let me get this straight, you guys deliberatelt know that your lives suck, you have hit rock bottom.

You have nothing left to live for... and so you have nothing left to lose.

Hence, you shit post.

POTTERY

i am. but thanks bud, i'd hang out with you too.

anyone else fell down the rabbit hole of consipiritard life... It's sometimes bleak. even Sup Forums feels wrong

I mean, does she text/snapchat you first? or do you have to initiate everything? I'm fine with a quiet girl as long as she puts in some work, you know?

> have sex again after ten years
> it's fucking terrible, she makes dramatic porn noises, can't even stay hard
> worried my penis is too small, am I doing this right? Maybe I should spin, that's a good trick
> hear days later from her friend that she said I was the best sex she had ever had
> dump her and go back to beating off to 2d Japanese fetish cartoons

Fuck, I forgot about that.

>it's a late night existential self-loathing thread

these are always comfy

>having kids at 24

nah thx

tell me your problems and I'll try to help

she'll contact me first but really never has anything of value to say. it's just hard getting a conversation flowing with her.

...

Shit, it's my birthday too. Happy birthday, user.

i'm a dumb frog poster

sounds like most girls.

My dick is too big and I keep fucking other dude's gf, do I have a problem?

rude. perhaps your social ineptitude is correlated to your perceived superiority to frogposters.

Just tell them you are a newby. It is not hard. the long you wait the more you are worse