Suicide Squad is the definitive proof that critics are biased as fuck against DC

Suicide Squad is the definitive proof that critics are biased as fuck against DC.

Don't get me wrong - SS is a hot mess. But it's no worse than the low points of Marvel movies, like Iron Man 2, Thor 2 or Avengers 2. Yet those hover around 70 % on rottentomatoes while SS barely has 25 %.

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BvS deserved its criticism but Suicide Squad is so much better in every way! I loved it so much and really want to see it a second time (BvS didn't seem to have much replay value to me).

It had an absolute trainwreck of a plot and the brother was a slighlty less trainwreck than Doomsday.

2 words

HONKA HONKA

the brother and Enchantress were WAY better than Teenage Ninja Turtle Doomsday.

I loved every time Enchantress talked to her brother - the sound design and the language they spoke.

No user... it is 1 word but said twice. Also:
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Doomsday from BvS m8

>critics dont like DC so they must be bribed, how else could they not like this masterful film?

Nine Lives did awful too, are critics biased against cat movies? No, but if it was a DC film you'd say it was despite it being shit

did anyone know that Doomsday literally looked like a ninja turtle?

this.

i mean they're not even being subtle about it anymore. it's like we get it! marvel is democrat, dc is republican, these guys need to stop entering politics into these movies they all have an agenda just look at ghostbusters, why cant they just enjoy the fucking movies

I liked the movie...
But marvel has built these characters.
The reason critics like Iron Man 3 is because they have so much repor with Tony stark.

DC can't develops a character to save their life except for Diablo and they killed him!!

Nothing you just said made any sense. Nolan's Batman films, which are also DC, are rated highly. Are you going to say "the critics werent biased until man of steel"?

This movie is Ant-Man tier garbage. I hated Iron Man 2, but it's still way better than Suicide Squad.

>ant man
>garbage

Are you fucking serious? Antman is actually one of the best Marvel films

the one thing more overrated than marvel,

nolan. the critics cant hate him

those movies are average at best but they should have 100% compared to suicide squad

Ant-Man had absolutely nothing going for it, it was painfully generic in every way.
>unfunny
>bad acting
Nothing memorable, they just followed a standard capeshit formula to churn out another movie.

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Are you deaf
It was the same voice effect they use for big bads once a damn week, not creative
Plus the way they dubbed the sound of Joker's voice was fucking shitty, I noticed it in the scene with him in the helicopter

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Really that's what did it for you? The sound "design"?

>DC's best can't compete with Marvel's worst

>capeshit
Who cares

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This is you

face the problem

this universe's joker was just ruined and that's a mighty heavy blow

Naw. He was fucking awesome. So was Harley.

This movie wasn't honestly as horrible as reviews make it out to be, I enjoyed it, Sup Forums is just retarded and likes to continuously shitpost about the low rotten tomatoes score. Can anyone really take that site seriously when reviewers are obviously biased (Ghostbusters)

The flash cameo was neat and Diablo was one of the characters with a better arc, his Aztec demon skull form was pretty cool

I'm actually tired of the Joker, Batman has other villains. Yes, the Joker is iconic but fucking hell he's been in so many movies, its stale. There's a reason the Green Goblin isnt in the next Spiderman film, and its because its time for something else

Yeah, that much is obvious. Also this fucking trend of jumping on the bandwagon and beating the everliving shit out of a 6/10 movie like it's the worst movie in existence really speaks about modern journalism and movie criticism. 25%? What about the make up? The costumes? Sound design? Cinematography? Atmosphere? The story was a mess, but shit, a movie isn't just the story.

Oh blow it out your ass, like Snyder deserved any acclaim on his shitty to mediocre movies

Suicide squad followed an overused formula too, yet that deserves praise

You just don't understand how movies work. Quality aside, Marvel movies are all coherent and properly paced. SS was disjointed to the point of incoherence, and felt like it was edited by test audiences. WB is desperate, and they are sabotaging all their efforts. Ayer's original cut of the film probably would've gotten fine reviews.

When will delusional comic book fans realize nobody gives a shit about their retarded manbabby comics? As far as the general audience is concerned the comics for most of these characters don't even exist. Critics also don't give a fuck, they're not part of your stupid fanboy war. Large swathes of the audience doesn't even know which heroes are Marvel and which are DC.

Your eternal butthurt will never cease to be amusing though.

>El Diablo turns into the Diablo 3 Witch Doctor
>Killer Croc says hip black lingo like "shawty"
>Captain Boomerang does the MOST IN CHARACTER THING: LEAVES THE FUCKING TEAM and proceeds to IMMEDIATELY COME THE FUCK BACK (GET IT????? HAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY)
>Killer Croc crawling into the water like a retard
>The power of friendship and love is ultimately what saves a team of villains

This movie is abhorrent

Even worse is the people on Sup Forums who are going to ironically call this an intellectual delight to the senses

fuck

You're literally retarded if you think Ant Man was a good movie, by any standard. It was shit, and you have bad taste.

Honestly better than most marvel movies, kill yourself white boi

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This. The girls in my audience too seemed to find them very cute together

stay mad.

>The power of friendship and love is ultimately what saves a team of villains

Meanwhile, in MarvelLand, ultimate evil is defeated by holding hands with a talking raccoon and thinking good vibes NO THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE THEY WANTED YOU TO CHOKE BACK THE TEARS AT THE POIGNANCY

>implying i give a fuck
It's still a terrible movie, you're still a retard.

LOOK AT MY TEETH LMAO

Ant man was comfy fun tier and I expect Dr Strange to be true mind warping kino

>Immediately assuming that because I think one is retarded, I think the other is okay because of le ebin brand names

COMICSHILLS

F U C K O F F

Agreed. I would like to see a reincarnation of scarecrow or mr. freeze.

Guardians of the Galaxy wasn't pretending to be a gritty, edgy villain movie. It was supposed to be a kinda sappy story about strangers coming together and becoming friends. With Suicide Squad it feels like they missed the entire point of villain protagonists.

I don't buy into conspiracy theories or some shit, however the hatred for this was seriously over the top. They even straight up lied about Batfleck giving CPR to Harley to make a case about it.

One thing is to review a movie and say you didn't like it, another is giving laughably rage-fueled reviews. They're comedy gold.

Just saw it.

Not a great movie, structurally a mess, but has it's moments, and a few standout scenes.

I do think critics are a pile of shit though.

I'd agree that it's better than Iron Man 2, Thor 1 and 2, Ant-Man, Incredible Hulk, and Age of Ultron. All awful fucking movies.

Dr. Strange seems like it will be the most visually impressive Marvel movie since Thor. Outdoing that fantastic entry to Asgard sequence will be tough though.

>It was supposed to be a kinda sappy story about strangers coming together and becoming friends.

Okay...I get it. It was SUPPOSED to suck.

kewl

It was the backlash film so critics who were too afraid to give GB a bad review could get back from cred

literally every reviewer I follow who praised gb were giddy with snark over how much they didn't like ss

>why are you hating this movie, it's practically the same quality as Iron Man 2 and the Thor movies
Damn, are these the standards DCucks have?

>them elf titties

Yeah but what did Suicide Squad do to them to provoke such insane reaction. You can just go and say "yeah, didn't like it" and not make huge autistic articles about how it's the worst thing ever happened to the planet. At some point any semblance of credibility was lost.

I'll go to your house and fuck you up faggot, how about that?

This movie is incredibly sexist and demeaning to Margot Robbie as an actress and a woman.

Look at this dog
You're acting like you're better than this dog
Do you see this dog?
You're not better than this dog

thor 1 is unironically one of the best marvel movies

how does it feel to be fucking wrong about everything lol

>Killer Croc crawling into the water like a retard

Yeah that part made me feel awkward.

What? He did mouth to mouth in the movie and then Harley turned it into a kiss. What am I missing here?

>You can just go and say "yeah, didn't like it" and not make huge autistic articles about how it's the worst thing ever happened to the planet.
You could, but most of the people want insane rants and OPINIONS from journos so they can feel closer and more personal to the guy doing the review.

The person doing the content is more important now than the content itself.

Movie criticism is more lenient than ever, especially now that capeshit is the big thing instead of on the fringes. The movie is extraordinary gentlemen bad, if it was it was put out 10 years ago half the people involved wouldn't have a career afterwards.

Some reviews pointed it as one of the lows of the movie as it was comic book pornography, erotic asphyxia, and Batfleck took advantage of Harley. And you can clearly see that the guy was just about to give her CPR and she was the one grabbing him and shove her tongue down his throat.

Actual retards.

You forgot the best part of all

>THE ENTIRE FUCKING SATCHEL BOMB SCENE

the hatred isn't some mass conspiracy, it's a result of months of "You WON'T BELIEVE what Jared Leto did on the set of suicide squad!" and other edgelord click bait retardation backed with the full support of Warner Bros.
They set up and sharpened their own guillotine.

You're literally too stupid to form a real opinion, Ant Man is objectively bad, and you're stupid for thinking it's decent.

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Doesn't excuse the frothing at the mouth though, especially if you're a professional and get paid for this shit.

Leto is better than Ledger by far. He might be better than Nicholson.

Wow, that is fucking retarded. I'm not going to lie, that scene gave me a stiffy, but a child with half a brain could figure out what was going on. This kind of shit needs to be screencapped for when people say there isn't an agenda among critics.

This sounds like Whitehouse
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There was one thing about this movie I have to give credit for.

It is one of the first Capeshit films to make me uncomfortable. The scene when the brother uses his real form for the first time and the soldier transformation scene got me. I feel really uncomfortable whenever any media depicts somebody being transformed into a unthinking drone.

>objectivity

You don't even know the meaning of that word, just like you don't know anything about filmmaking.

Youtube reviewers are not professional reviews, they get their kicks from being fake extremely angry over everything, it's always been this way.

I havn't really been looking mind you but I have yet to a see any written reviews (that are not posts from facebook, twitter, Sup Forums, or reddit) devolved into frothing at the mouth insanity.

Yeah but the kiss that did it is pretty hot though.

I don't see how someone can like Deadpool but dislike this. People love to seem intellectual just by spouting whatever critics say

My thinking is that they like Marvel style super hero films. They want something that's fun.

>"Why is everyone shitting on my movie? AAAAAH SAVE ME WARNER BROTHERS

Meanwhile, the dumb cunt Jeremy Jahns sucks the cock of the entire movie claiming that Leto's Joker was anything but awful and the video has 1 million views and almost all upvotes

inb4 dumb DC shills call me a marveldrone because if I hate one capeshit I obviously love the other capeshit

So basically they want transformers but without the social stigma of liking a transformers movie

>I feel really uncomfortable whenever any media depicts somebody being transformed into a unthinking drone.

This happens to me when I watch Trump rallies.

O SNAP

I refused to see Deadpool because the trailers were so fucking annoying to me
>NOT YOUR AVERAGE SUPER HERO MOVIE, HUH?
>I DO THINGS... A LITTLE DIFFERENT
>WISE CRACKS
>THINK TWICE *PUNCHES BAD GUY*

You're right. If you liked Deadpool, it follows that you should like this garbage

I read Vox and Rolling Stone yesterday, those were straight up faggot reviews complaining about Harley's ass and muh soggy knees mostly.

Didn't they try to say he raped her or something?

i see a fellow late show writer is here, what's up

Yes.

Did they outright say "Fuck this movie it's shit get bent fucking dc shitlords AHAHAHAHA this is what you get"?

Not really talking about validity of arguements here, but whether the movie is being met with extreme hatred and disdain from professional reviewers.

Thanks for Correcting The Record. 10 cents has been added to your account.

some reviews got stealth edited after people on twitter called them out on blatant shit like thewrap and variety

Deadpool's trailers were horrid and didn't reflect the quality of the movie at all. I had written it off as a cringy movie full of reddit-tier humor after seeing two trailers for it, but word of mouth contradicted that first impression so consistently that I eventually went to see it and was pleasantly surprised.

By contrast, Suicide Squad was exactly as bad as the trailers made it look.

I don't know if I'd call him better, but he's definitely unique. Ledger's Joker was much more controlled, focused, and very much sane. Leto's Joker feels more like unpredictable chaos.

As much as I like Nicholson, his Joker was basically just Nicholson in grease paint.

In case you haven't seen it yet, OP.

It's worth your time.

>Suicide Squad is the definitive proof that critics are biased as fuck against DC.

True.

But there's also another thing going on. Some critics have just decided that they want to wage war against all super hero films because they hate them.

I don't get it. SS actually had a bit of character study to it, so much so that the actual CONFLICT-RESOLUTION had to be pretty rushed. They paced it badly and the character development ended up being forced, but it was definitely a step in the right direction.

those marvel ones were atleast watchable though granted they were shitty.

I was fed up with BvS 30 mins in and bored of Suicide Squad about 25 mins in.

people I spoke to found it surprisingly enjoyable. it was a fun movie.

marvel make billions from their movies

stay mad

Face it m8s, if the movie is capeshit but not from Marvel, is going to get panned no matter what they do.

Batfleck solo may be fucking Citizen Kane reshooted plane by plane and still would get rotten reviews. Reviewers don't like capeshit, they like the first Iron Man movie, the eleven times Marvel has done it