Is this breakfast kino?

Is this breakfast kino?

>chips

for what purpose?

They're fries you dumb brit

I'm more confused about the popcorn and whether or not all of this was for one person.

No thank you I dont want to have heart attack at 45

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English breakfast beans are disgusting

Ha the egg underneath the fries cracked me up for some reason. What service is this?

>no eggs
>no 'tatty scones
>no haggis

DROPPED

One of the few things in ops pic that is actually ifne

It's popcorn chicken

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>chips
>beans
What kind of verminous waste unironically eats this

The eggs are under the chips. Whoever made this is an animal.

Are those frozen mushrooms with the beans?

when are you snaggle tooth'd fucks gonna learn how to make a real breakfast sausage?

Learn to appreciate chips and beans with grated cheese on top you fucking uncultured swine.

Gross. Id enjoy the hash browns but i dont know where to get them in finland

A finnish breakfast is a beer with maybe a raw egg

Are you 8 years old, you fucking heathen? Shut up. Manchild.

>put together random snacks
>call it breakfast

do brits really do this?

A fry up is pure fucking magic. Particularly if you've been on the grog.

What are those patties under the tomatoes?

Bacon, black pudding, mushrooms, hash browns, fried egg. Anything else is superfluous.

No I'm just well versed in British cuisine. Well it's better than Europe where they have a slice of ham and cheese or America where they have a pop tart.

>implying I'm not British
Child.

Are you supposed to just eat it out of the box? Won't the cardboard soak up the egg yoke? Surely there's a better way of doing this.

congratulations, you're blind AND stupid

All separate and no congealing

are you even in britain user?

>a box of baked beans is a snack

never mind the breakfast, those shoes you're wearing are pure autism. even a six year old child would be self-aware enough to not wear them.

But what if they light up on the sides, user?

well, that would change everything.

what garage did you pick this up from?

Hey fatty.

>Ordering in Buttered toast

why

top fucking kek

OP you dont wash windscreens at stop lights by chance do you?

I mightve bought you that breakfast

:^D

>egg is sunny side up
>shit just dumped on top of it
No, it's unthoughtfully made, you're lucky the yoke didn't break and drip out of the box.

i love pictures like this. my favourite is the one with the smiling girl that says "your friend came over"

yes if the girl gets creampied

otherwise no

>trusting the British with food
>ever

>4 sausages and 4 pieces of bacon but 8 (EIGHT) black puddings
>A fuckton of chips
>Hot food on top of eggs ensuring the yolk hardens all the way through
>Mushrooms mixed in with the beans

I've already sent a letter to the Queen this shit must be stopped

>Tomatoes don't belong
>Hashbrown on the fucking tomato
>Nasty shit at the bottom left. Looks like somebody spit on it.
>Fucking popcorn
>Sausages too thick
>Cheap looking beans

0/10 would not look twice

how can anyone even compete with that? imagine how that thing must feel inside her guts
now imagine your dick inside of her
it makes you not even bother with sex

WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE?

All this yank jealousy...

>if I say it enough times, it will become true

No

Everything you have is from us.

Including every Brit who wasn't a pussy.

Yeah and I bet you're so american you shit mcdonalds and taco bell daily you fat fucking redneck.

Americans have an extra large big big big mac for their breakfast though.

>British adaptation oft the Scottish culinary staple
>It's trash
eric simply eric

who invited the popcorn

Why has this thread happened more than once? Who is getting a kick out of it?

If Brits call fries chips, what the fuck do they call real chips???

wtf I hate Brits now.

Crisps

Crisps, what else would you call them?