What went wrong?
What went wrong?
Brody Brooks
Landon Russell
She didn't strangle me to death.
Benjamin Morris
she didn't drown me with her piss
Ryan Hill
She never pissed in my mouth
Isaac Walker
she's not my step-mom
Carson Cox
She didn't fart in my face
Michael Thompson
She didn't kick me in the dick repeatedly until I orgasmed
Adrian Anderson
who is that?
Oliver Gray
Quality thread you faggots.
Ryder Baker
She didn't continuously spank me for 8 hours
Sebastian Roberts
She didn't rape me with her feminine dick.
Xavier Lee
...
Easton White
Thanks for ruining the thread, faglord.
Joshua Morales
nipple surgery
Hunter Jenkins
They don't age well.
Levi Lee
They?
Hudson Long
She isn't in my bedroom :(
Zachary Reed
when was it right
Ian Myers
>inside where it's warm
>outside where it's cold
Nope, definitely surgery
Levi Gray
Could you imagine if Eva had an assisted suicide service?
Depressed anons would line up for miles to be lovingly snuffed by her
>hfw she tightens the silk cord around your neck again while she stares into your eyes, intently watching for the moment when the light behind them blinks out
Leo Murphy
Jews, user.
Nice eyes though.
Samuel Torres
She hit the genetic jackpot with those tits.
Hudson Gutierrez
she didn't have hairy pits in the dreamers
Luke Scott
>(You)
Blake Cook
>virgem
what did he mean by this?
Luke Bell
They got the next best thing since you weren't available
Carter Ward
I never understood waifu threads. I almost never romance in RPGs. I can find a famous actress "hot" but not go crazy over her. I'd get pissed when I heard my female friends talk about "omg x is the cutest actor I want to marry him". But Eva Green, oh boy. If I was autistic I'd definitely call her my waifu.
Michael Peterson
They look pretty much the same. Maybe a little help with the sag. But fuck me I would murder each and every one of you to suckle on those breasts for ten seconds.
Eli Hall
I'd like to think she hasn't touched those tits because they were fucking perfect but those areolas are definitively much smaller.
Daniel Green
Nothing, she and kinnear saved the Penny dreadful's disaster that was the 3rd season.
Noah Cooper
...
Wyatt Gutierrez
>t. virgin
She's in a colder room, you faggot.
William White
...
Anthony Wright
She didn't knee me in the balls
Nathan Jones
I dont understand how tits work the post...
Tyler Wright
She never chained me to her wall and kept me to be used as her personal toilet.
Julian Bell
She didn't straddle me and slap me to the brink of losing consciousness with her massive mommy melons
Blake Lewis
She didn't check these dubs