Watch Passion of the Christ

>watch Passion of the Christ
>wow this is a cool story
>look it up
>it actually happened

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except it didn't

fuck christfags

Well there was a dude named Jesus who was crucified

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>Watch Exodus: Gods and Kings
>Wow cool story
>Look it up
>Wtf it actually happend

>watched walking with dinosaurs
>Wow that's a cool story
>Looked it up
>It actually happened

there is no historical proof of it ever happened, or him ever lived.

>watched Apollo 13
>Wow that's a cool story
>Looked it up
>It actually happened

I see you failed history, m'neckbeard

>While scholars have criticized Jesus scholarship for religious bias and lack of methodological soundness,[nb 7] with very few exceptions, such critics generally do support the historicity of Jesus, and reject the Christ myth theory that Jesus never existed.[14][nb 8][16][17][18]
>(You)

>being this retarded

>watch Dumb and Dumber
>Lloyd mentions something about a "moon landing"
>look it up
>it actually happened

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>watch star wars
>wow this a cool story
>look it up
>it actually happened a long time ago in a galaxy far away

Sup wronggit

Watched Apocalypse Now
It actually happened
It ain't me starts playing

>watch Schindler's List
>wow this is a cool story
>look it up
>it actually happened

Lots of people were crucified back in the day

>Watch Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens
>whoa this is neat
>look it up
>It's true. All of it.

>crucified
The cross is actually a false idol that was adapted from the ankh of ancient Egypt. Jesus never died on a cross. That would not be a justifiable death in his or his father's eyes.

Also:
telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/7849852/Jesus-did-not-die-on-cross-says-scholar.html

Take from that whatever you will.

Bait

>watch waterworld
>wow this is a cool story
>turn on the news
>its actually gonna happen

Most believe he was crucified. This guy must be an exception.
The fact he was crucified demonstrated he pissed off the Romans more than the Jews though.

Scholars attribute varying levels of certainty to other episodes. Some assume that there are eight elements about Jesus and his followers that can be viewed as historical facts, namely:[10][82]

Jesus was baptized by John the Baptist.
He called disciples.
He had a controversy at the Temple.
Jesus was crucified by the Romans near Jerusalem.[10][82]
Jesus was a Galilean.
His activities were confined to Galilee and Judea.
After his death his disciples continued.
Some of his disciples were persecuted.[10][82]

Heh

When I was a kid, I used to think Goldberg was a big guy.

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>watch Idiocracy
>wow this is a cool story
>look it up
>We're in one

Nah, Fox News says is just a myth with no proof watsoever

We are to believe that Floyd was just behind on the news. But Hollywood is telling you in your face that Floyd, a dumb shit, read the paper and believes it.

Why aren't there any accurate movies on the moon landings?
We have movies about real spies and cover ups. We have documentaries on serial killers and police corruptions. But no historically accurate astronaut movies on the moon landings.

really like this new meme

wtf? is this real?

>That would not be a justifiable death in his or his father's eyes.
Literally the point

>watch Alien
>this is a cool story
>look it up
>MU-TH-UR says it actually happened

>it actually happened

hahaha

>Goldberg

delete this

>watch holocaust documentary
>look it up
>it didn't actually happen

It did though.

this whole thread

Do you believe it was faked?

He existed, he was a skilled charlatan and a magician, and somehow managed to get his cult to immortalize him as a religion.

Do you believe that Socrates existed?

>However, certain scholars, particularly in Europe, have recently made the case that while there are a number of plausible "Jesi" that could have existed, there can be no certainty as to which Jesus was the historical Jesus, and that there should also be more scholarly research and debate on this topic.[19][20]
now go away.
could be one of the mentioned above.
No, he is created by Plato.

I know it was faked
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ifx0Yx8vlrY

m.youtube.com/watch?v=HBhzRY6UuVA

m.youtube.com/watch?v=-2FTZhyuJy8

Fun fact: some astronauts became alcoholics

>he is created by Plato

fun fact: it wasn't faked

>No, he is created by Plato.
FUCKING RETARD JESUS YOU CAN'T MAKE THAT SHIT UP

Actually yes we know.
Jesus of Nazareth wasn't prophesized. The announced messiah was to be called Immanuel and be from Bethlehem. If the early christians made up the messiah figure they would have called him Immanuel of Bethlehem. The name Jesus of Nazareth wasn't connotated to the messiah in any way for the jews and in fact the fact that he was known as of Nazareth made for some theological trouble for the christians (with the census) and such.
The only probable explanation is that the christians referred to a then known person called Jess of Nazareth and claimed him to be the messiah.

i was waiting for this

I mean they used real sets and actors. Not CGI crap of today

>They don't know about Socratic problem.
Source to your bullshit?

On what? Jesaja about the prophecies.
The argument itself comes from Dawkins

no, i agree.

The passion as we know it was a play created in the middle ages to instigate hate against the jews

>it actually happened

The movie happened, sure, since you watched it. The story the movie is based on? Pure unadulterated fiction, start to finish.

>stupid fucking people will be the death of us all

so was Jesus like that homeless guy in the New York subway spewing crazy shit but 2000 years ago and people believed him?

It was atheists that created the atomic bomb.

Exactly.

Sorry, it didn't.

>real sets
like the moon, you mean?

>real actors
you mean highly trained astronauts?

>watch Downfall
>damn, feel a bit bad for this guy
>look it up
>WTF I love Hitler now!

m'sir

Literally doesn't argue that Jesus doesn't exist, you retard. If anything it shows that any one of them could have been the Jesus people went on to worship.
In one of the sources cited the writer literally writes
>am I inclined to believe that Jesus existed? Yes, I am.

Those who believe the Jesus myth theory are hypocrites of the highest degree.

If they really dont believe the existence of Christ, they must deny the existence or life of many other historical figures.

The problem is that Christ is documented in the century of his death unlike many other historical figures (alexander the great). His movement is documented as growing after the time of his death within that century. Jewish and roman historians documented him in that century.

Remember that many Jews were converting to christianity at the time and people were losing sons to the faith. Dont you think that if the Jews knew the person who was being worsjipped was a myth, they would have debunked his followers or at least documented it? Instead, they documented him and included him in their religious literature.