HOW?? IN THE NAME OF LORD KINO I DEMAND ANSWERS!!
Hello?
Xavier Collins
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Brayden Myers
I've been waiting months for this.
Xavier Gray
DUDE
Blake Allen
DUDE WIENER LMAO
Joseph Jones
It's critically acclaimed.
Landon Miller
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John Nguyen
>lurking a minecraft server waiting for a raid
>people are chatting in public chat
>everyone is talking about that movie and wanting to see it
>they say it will be the best movie ever made
...
>most of them are like 8yo-15yo
>slaughter them all during the raid
At least I can get some satisfaction out of this shit.
Benjamin Stewart
>lurking a minecraft server
you are either 10 years old, an autist or a pedo.
fuck off
Julian Roberts
>he plays minecraft
>he plays minecraft online with random people
Don't try to distance yourself from it
Nicholas Taylor
HOL UP
>pulls up jeans
SO SO YOU BE
>takes a swig of some nigliquor and chases it with grape soda
HOOLLL UPPP
SO SO YOU BEE SAYING
>shoots and rapes 3 of his neighbors daughters
HOOLLL UPPPPPPP
SO YOU BEE SAYING THIS IS
>steals 4 cars and trues to drive away with all of them
HOLLL UPPPPP
SO YOU BEE SAYING THIS IS BETTER THAN MOS, BVS AND SS COMBINED??
>shoots 6 cops and complains the arrested him out of racism
Ryan Jenkins
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Isaac Jenkins
I fucking knew this movie would be comedy kino when I first heard about it. It may be stupid, but it looks funny as fuck.
Asher Watson
Carson Peterson
>Implying this won't win best picture
Isaac James
The script was leaked before and no, it's just shit
Benjamin Taylor
>fuck
Cursing and dubs WOW!
Anthony Lee
DUDE CGI DICKS LMAO
Michael Morgan
>Muh kid
You have to go back to 9gag, buuud
Oliver Watson
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Jacob Lewis
>Plays minecraft in 2016
Kevin Nelson
what server
Leo Lopez
>potential to make a decent animated horror movie
>fuck that, just load it with sex jokes
Brody Green
Damn, I guess you could say these critics got a belly full....of laughs!
Wyatt Perez
wow my head is also le full of fuck!!!!
Cooper Gutierrez
With the amount of shit that Rogen/Franco duo pumps out, it's basic odds they'd make something decent sooner or later
Isaiah Watson
Samuel Roberts
I bet the movies jokes will be worse than this
Angel Stewart
The one for /vg/.
kek too easy, kid.
Cooper Anderson
Moms gonna freak for sure
Chase Taylor
> 8 reviews
this is one of the tomato reviews:
SAUSAGE PARTY is what would happen if everyone at Pixar had syphilis.
don't get too excited yet you morons
Carter Rodriguez
>Goddamn fucking shit, I guess you could fucking shit-ass say these cocksucking critics got a dude weed belly full....of fucking laughs!
t.Seth Rogan
Xavier Perry
9gag called, they want their edgy big boy back
James Sanders
Sounds about right
Aiden Cruz
Real men get syphilis
Hudson Myers
>it's a sloth episode
Josiah Cooper
This is Sup Forums, you should probably go back to your hugbox, kid.
Carson Hughes
This...is the face of 9gag...woah...
Jaxon Price
I would watch this but Seth Rogan's delivery actively cancels out any fun in a scene.
I can go from a face-hurting belly-laugh to deadpan in an instant when he starts talking.
How the fuck did he ever get work?
Brandon Cook
for future reference nigliquor is hennessy
Joseph Myers
>Rogan