I've got the mayor breathing down my neck

>I've got the mayor breathing down my neck
>you're off this case detective

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you're off YOUR case

>you're a loose cannon, detective, but you get results!

>you don't get to bring friends

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm really made me think

>turn in your gun!
>now your OTHER gun!

you sound like my goddamn ex-wife, polaski

>you can't fire me
>i quit

you wanna name? how about smith & wesson, tough guy? that do anything for ya?

>meet your new partner
>it's a woman or a colored fellow

>That's it, you're demoted to janitor duty

>We're gonna handle this by-the-book!

>This coffee tastes like piss

or a dog. cop dog saves the day

>I WANT YOUR GUN
>AND YOUR BADGE

>I'm giving you one more chance detective but this time I want it done by the book.

I want to see some role reversal on this one.

>Chief: We're gonna go renegade on this case! We're gonna rough the suspects up real good! We're gonna violate civil rights like refugees violate innocent European girls! We're gonna blow up at least one - no, make that two - buildings! Fuck the mayor!

>Hotshot Detective: You do things your way, chief, and I'll do things mine...by the book! *fills out requisition forms, requests a search warrant, contacts other agencies for interdepartmental assistance*

>SO WHAT'S THE PLAN B?

>sir it IS piss

>THAT WAS PLAN B!!!!

>what's the signal?
>you'll know

>get put off the case
>continue investigating anyway

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Testing

>something explodes
>"I guess that was the signal!"

>RUUUUUNNNN!!!!!

>...
>IN ENGLISH

I've never understood that Pepe. Is he hoovering popcorn into his mouth?

hes so startled hes trowing the popcorn everywhere

I think he laughed so hard that he convulsed and ejaculated his popcorn into the air

>I can hack it buts its going to take some time
>do it
>ok, lets dance

>You ran his limo off a cliff
>You broke the necks of 3 of his body guards
>And you drove a bus through his front door

>Captain I have proof he's the head of an international drug cartel

>I don't want to hear it! You're out of here!

>*captain is thrown out of the window by detective*

>That makes two of us

>I'm two days from retirement
>My daughter is graduating from college
>And once we make this final bust, me and my wife are sailing around the world like we've always wanted

>dies within the next 30 seconds

>I don't care! That gun is against regulations! In this department, we go by the book.
>*detective shoots book*
>Bye, Book

I understood that reference

MMMEEENNDDOOOZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>I can hack it but it's going to take some time
>How long?
>20 minutes
>You've got 10!

>villain unveils his master plan at a dinner party

>Ice sculpture centrepiece starts shaking
>detective bursts out
>"Ice to see you"
>kills everyone there besides main bad guy
>main bad guy offers him a salmon puff
>it's filled with knockout gas

Batman?

>AND THE OTHER GUN

McBain?

these threads are always really funny and i wish i could contribute to them but ive never seen a movie lol =/

It's ok senpai I've never seen one as well, just pick some rare line someone posts in these threads and spam it in following threads.

I don't think you understood what OP wanted to do with this thread

>Who's in charge here?
>I am
>Not anymore

>Finally, it's over
>No, it has only just begun

>CIA and FBI are more busy fighting each other than solving the case

>*BOOM*
>Bye, book!

>You're thinking about her, aren't you?

>the other gun too

>...your other badge

>character threatening the villain with a gun

>"Oh yeah? Shoot me!"
>character pulls trigger, nothing happens
>villain grabs the gun and pushes character away
>"It works better with the safety off"

>what is your height
>[await answer]
>I didn't know they stacked feces that high

>"I'm going to retire next week and live peacefully enjoying the heck out of my grandsons, sons and lovely wife"

Little Susie's growing up.

really makes you think

>[name]! HEY! HEY [name]! IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE I'VE GOT ALL THE HORSES!
>HEY [other name]! LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE RIVER!

>think of my children
>you don't have any children

die hard?

>my wife's grandson

Name ONE movie

I was thinking of Scream, I think it's in a Die Hard movie somewhere too

Pretty much.

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>FBI is incompetent as fuck
>CIA is really doing shady stuff behind the scenes
>bad guy is able to escape but that one FBI hero dude somehow outsmarts him
>CIA leaves

Or a triceratops

>This job never gets any easier...

>We're homicide detectives. Mind if we have a look around?
>You got a warrant?

>That's it, you're coming downtown!

>We can't just break in, we don't have probable cause!
>Did you hear that? I think I heard someone scream! *kicks open door*

>My god. . . what is this city coming to?

>Shows suspect completely circumstantial evidence
>Suspect becomes enraged and confesses

>Are you the good cop or the bad cop?

>Who wants to know?
>*shows badge*

>Book him.

>Where were you on night of the murder?
>I was at home.
>Can anyone verify that?
>No, I was alone.

>Cuff him.

>No more lies! Where were you on the night of the murder?
>I-I was with my lover. I didn't tell you at first because I didn't want my wife to find out.

>I'm gonna' sue this entire department for harassment!

>While you're interrogating me the REAL killer is still on the loose!