ROBOT WARS LIVE THREAD #2

Who will join Carbide and Shockwave in the final?

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MORE FLIPPING

>de gay

#BRINGBACKMIKE

#FUCKOFFDOUGE

The fuck is with this guys eyes?

WEEAB BOT PLEASE LADS

Weeb-bot was a mistake.

Shit weapons.

KING B-TFO

guy looks like steve merchant. fucking mentalist

is fatfuck our guy?

>these fucking accents

>Door to your garage prison opens
>Lunatic with a blowtorch walks in

>we never got to see Razer bow to the crowd again

i hope the virgin wins

>stealing my meme

Alex is OUR GUY

Is it in the contract that you have to be balding?

He has 100% murdered a prostitute.

>ANGEL OF THE NORTH

Post yfw you are welcomed to the North East by this wonder of the world.

i like fat robot rain man but i want to see a pincer do well

Why do Brits have such shit genes?

Do they have robot fighting events around england? Where are they?

*BANGS ON GLASS*

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>le pit meme

>pit drops on it's own

FIXED

Id say diet is probably actually the biggest factor here really.

I dunno, Robot Wars is an actual show but it wouldn't surprise me if there were illegal underground battles.

PIT NIPPER

I wrote a story about the angel of the north for standard grade

It was about nuclear silo located underneath it
the nukes flew out the centre of the fucking structure

Jesus, fuck the pit. Heaven forbid we have any fucking fun.

They just cut between the button press, they were right next to it after we saw the pit open.

Diet doesn't make your hair fall out

FUCK THE PIT

FUCK FLIPPERS

That's the problem, it is lovely watching someone's hand crafted crushing tool shred a robot to it's electronic. Just those fucking flippers get them first

>FORCING UNIVERSITY PROFESSORS TO GIVE THESE SHITTY SOUNDBITES

>illegal

there's an actual circuit if i recall, with some overlap with the us scene

they need to lower the restrictions on bots or something, this series hasn't been great

>tfw no /180/ until September (excluding ITV events)

>Filler

Lucy should enter her dinosaur. Would be better than a fucking wooden robot.

>illegal underground battles.

All over the place. Look up Big Nipper or TR2 on YouTube.

Cheers.

>showing off fucking scratch

JESUS CHRIST THERE'S A FUCKING DINOSAUR

Standard grade?

>budget cuts at the BBC

Yeah, like on the beginning of Big Hero 6.

>contestant robot with tiny pincers
>gets manhandled by dead metals fuckhuge pincers

I gotta admit, i really want to see the tiny one suplex something

Does he have chicken pox?

>sexing a dinosaur

based judge

I once went to a robot fighting tournament at my local uni. It was for charity and wasn't officially Robot Wars but they had bots that had been in the show.

It's alright it's a female dinosaur

I have to use my Comfy/Hearnsports folder otherwise it collects dust

I went and saw it last year, it's not as good seeing it live, I found.

Those eyes look like shit

like scottish gcses

>literally some old teacher bringing in toys
how about you get rid of the health and safety N I G H T M A R E shit and let us get some nice long battles

pretty sure vitamin deficiency can make your hair fall out actually lad

Bro, Sir Killalot must be expensive

Fucks sake Dara

>pokemon go players howling blasphemies near me
FUCK OFF

>Dual flipper wars
Yawn.

Dan, Tom: KIA

fat cunt BTFO

>SULLYING THE NAME OF DANTOMKIA
#FUCKOFFDOUGE

FUCKING ARROGANT BELLEND

>It's a "flipping robots" episode

I am americunt, where can I watch this?

Reddit the team BTFO.

>pit
>flipper vs flipper
1 minute battles
I guess battlebots isn't so shit now is it? :^)

>flip
>flip
>flip
>immobilized

Yaaaawwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnn

BBC Two

I wish Robot wars was on a Saturday, I'd invite you over and have a few beers with our Robot team shirts on. Imagine the banter.

JUST

HHAHAAHAHAAAHAHAHAHA

>You will never see Cassius 3
>You will never see Chaos 3
>You will never see Gemini
>You will never see Mortis
>You will probably see Glitterbomb and Overdozer again

Kill me lads, please.

>I'M GONNA FLIP YOU
>NO I'M GONNA FLIP YOU

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That's a flag, not an axe

Ban flipperbots

This unemployed fatty team manager of damtomkia is annoying me.

>"BUT I'M IN CHARGE HERE!"

>bum axe
literally the robot equivalent of teabagging

Watch battlebots. This shit isn't worth it

>Jason of Thor jumping at DTK man hitting his robot with a hammer
DON'T SCARE OUR MAN YOU FAT FUCK

That "axe" is fucking embarrassing.

favourite flipper? me? chaos 2 is tempting but i have to go with wheely big cheese

dat banter tho

Which one of those guys spends every night getting pegged by the little Jap?

Puting it to good use

inb4 big nipper nips the nip

He knows about putting people in bin bags

Chaos2 flipperhas the power of a fart

Dara is a big guy, makes them all look like manlets?

Weeabot is FUCKED

The one with no hair

Cassius 3 exists, but Rex boycotted RW in Series 3 after an accident in the pits.

Does that guy have AIDS?

what a shit bot