If Tom Cruise was a detective he'd be Tom Clues

[Hunter Collins]

if Tom Cruise was a detective he'd be Tom Clues

[Carter Nguyen]

If Tom Cruise got punched he'd be Tom Bruise

[Connor Morgan]

If tom cruise was a needle he'd be tom used

[Eli Kelly]

If Tom Cruise was sad he'd be Tom Blues

[Jaxson Anderson]

If Tom Cruise was in a coma he would be Tom Snooze

[Dominic Miller]

If Tom Cruise was a siamese twin, he'd be Tom Fused

[Sebastian Wood]

If Tom Cruise was a hipster he'd wear Tom Shoes

[Isaiah Anderson]

if Tom Cruise was a spic he'd be Tom Cruz

[Camden Fisher]

If Tom Cruise was honnest he'd be Tom Truth

[Colton Moore]

If Tom Cruise was a conman he'd be Tom Ruse

[Eli Reed]

If Tom Cruise was a boat he'd be Tom Cruise

[Jaxon Phillips]

If Tom Cruise was a psycho he'd be Tom Dubs

[Leo Ramirez]

If Tom Cruise were a prankster he'd be Tom Ruse

[Leo Jenkins]

If Tom Cruise was a plant he'd be Tom Crops

[Charles Roberts]

If Tom Cruise was a troll he would be Tom RUSE

[Brandon Ross]

If Tom Cruise were a globalist banking cabal then he'd be Tom Jews

[Camden Sanders]

If Tom Cruise was a terrorist he would be Bomb Cruise

[Jason Ramirez]

If Tom Cruise was a drunkard he'd be Tom Booze

[Wyatt Wood]

If Tom Cruise were related to Terry Crews, he's be Tom Crews

[Nolan Brown]

JUST

[Dominic Sanchez]

If Tom Cruise got pregnant, he'd be Mom Cruise.

[Ian Barnes]

If Tom Cruise was a cow he'd be Tom Moos

[Hunter Lee]

Oh great its 2007 again

[Jason Bennett]

If Tom Cruise was a late 90s Kids Show he'd be Tom Blues Clues

[Samuel Myers]

If Tom Cruise was Donald Trump he'd be Tom Lose.

[Joshua Thompson]

If Tom Cruise didn't pay his bills, he'd Tom Dues

[Adrian Phillips]

If Tom Cruise was an 80's electro DJ he'd be Com Truise

youtube.com/watch?v=gm7VX2ljp8Q

[Elijah Nelson]

This thread is reddit

sage

[Hudson Sanders]

It's post-meta-ironic maymays, 3deep5u m8

[Henry Price]

who here is /cruisin/ right now?

watching cocktail yify

[Wyatt Adams]

If Tom Cruise was over 600 lbs he'd be your mother.

[Nicholas Martin]

If Tom Cruise a lawyer he'd be Tom Sues

[Jacob Adams]

If Tom Cruise was a small mole-like creature he'd be Tom Shrews.

[Adrian Ortiz]

If Tom Cruise stood on glass he would be Torn Shoes

[Jaxon Torres]

If Tom Cruise were gay he'd be Tom Cruises

[Aiden Hernandez]

if Tom Cruise were a train he'd be Tom ChooChoos

[Nathan Campbell]

If Tom Cruise was a faggot he'd be OP

[Matthew Torres]

If tom cruise were a handyman he would be tom screws

[Jack Martin]

If Tom Cruise replied to this thread he'd be Tom (You)s.

[Zachary Stewart]

If Tom Clues was a gook he'd be Tom Cruise

[Hunter Jenkins]

If Tom Cruise was a girl, he'd be Tom boobs

[Daniel Price]

Good job ruining the thread, faggot.

[Owen Hughes]

Tom sauce?

[Dylan Price]

These threads predate Reddit. Lurk moar

[Gavin Jenkins]

this thread is comedy cemetery sage

[Brandon Miller]

would tom cruise be in front of a mirror he'd be esiurc mot

[Justin Gutierrez]

If Tom Cruise was a rat he'd be Ted Cruz.

[Sebastian Garcia]

If Tom Cruise was a cook, he'd be Tom Stews.

[Luke Barnes]

If Tom Cruise was epic he'd be Tom Dubs

[Owen Wilson]

If tom cruise was an alcohol he would be killed by a hit and run driver.

[Dominic Edwards]

If Tom Cruise were at the Baftas he'd be Too Hot Cruise

[Lincoln Butler]

When Tom Cruise was a toddler, he was Tom Terrible Twos

[Thomas Morales]

If Tom Cruise was a goddess he would be Tom Muse

[Andrew Peterson]

If Tom Cruise was sick he would be Tom Spews

[Lincoln Hall]

If Tom Cruise didn't care he would be Tom Shrug

[Wyatt Roberts]

>if

[Chase Perry]

If Tom saw this he'd be Tom Ewws

[Angel Scott]

If Tom Cruise was a redditor he'd be Tom Cuck

[John Cox]

If Tom Cruise was a Sup Forumsack he'd be Tom Blacked

[Kevin Powell]

If tom cruise was a cow he'd be tom moos

If tom cruise was a beer he'd be tom booze

if tom cruise was part of an union he'd have to pay his tom dues

if tom cruise was an electriction he'd be tom fuse

if tom cruise had IBS he'd be tom poos

[Benjamin Cox]

if Tom Cruise was OP he'd be Tom Faggot

[Adrian Cruz]

If Tom handled the truth he'd be Tom Knews

[Zachary Diaz]

If Tom Cruise was Tom Cruise, He would be Tom Cruise

[Bentley Brown]

haha blacked xD

[Adam Watson]

You guys suck at this

[Ian Flores]

t. cuck

[Jaxson Rivera]

Most of those have already been posted. You're homo

[Brayden Carter]

I miss the days when autist was the insult.

[Christopher Rodriguez]

If Tom Cruise was a secret agent he'd be Ethan Hunt

[Ethan Gutierrez]

If Tom Cruise was a porn star he'd be Tom Screws. Which is a legit 7/10 porn name.

[Joseph Martinez]

More like
Tom Juice

[Eli Perry]

If Tom Cruise was see next spoiler he would be filename

[Nolan Lopez]

/thread

[Andrew Lewis]

impressive

[Ryder Anderson]

...

[Logan Harris]

...

[Hudson Watson]

Fug

[Carson Brown]

Omg you crazy ass dude

[Brayden James]

IMPRESSIVE

[Jordan Edwards]

If dubs then there will never be another kuck thread.

Ever.

[Jayden Morales]

this is why I still browse Sup Forums

[Alexander Scott]

...

[Parker Hernandez]

...

[Elijah Parker]

...

[Joseph Gonzalez]

...

[Ethan Brown]

...

[Caleb Edwards]

Hah.

[Tyler Jones]

...

[Dylan Brooks]

Shiieeet

[Owen Long]

If Tom Cruise was a character in TMNT II, he'd be Tom Secret of the Ooze.

[Brandon Ross]

Kek

[Juan Harris]

not funny

[Adam Long]

neither are you

[Logan Murphy]

my mom says otherwise

[Kayden Lewis]

she lied

[Ryan Cruz]

TOM SAUCE

[Nolan Ross]

Fuckin newfag

[Lincoln Morris]

...

[Adrian White]

Great minds think alike, partner :)

[Blake Thompson]

You didn't get any (you)'s for your shitpost for attention? That sucks bro. Have one on the house!