Things plebs will say

>This is too depressing, I don't like it

>This is too bright and colourful, I don't like it

>It's fun because it doesn't take itself too seriously

Kek

>People who say ''Film is supposed to be entertainment!''
>People who have 2001, Seven Samurai, Citizen Kane, other pleb shit on their top lists
>People who have seen 1 film made before the 50s and think they have taste
>People who like Wes Anderson and think they somehow have taste
>People with most movies on list made in last 20 years
>People who have no foreign language movies listed
>People who have movies from Nolan, Tarantino, Aronofsky, Kubrick, Refn,Snyder on their list
>People who have any comic book movie listed

I could go on, Sup Forums is a bottomless pit of plebbary.

> it has too many quips, I don't like it

>Stop complaining! If you don't like it then don't watch it!

>It doesn't have quips, i don't like it

>What's happening?

based

>I just like to turn my brain off and be entertained
>I was confused the whole time, I didn't know what was going on, it was rubbish

>I don't hate movies with subtitles, I want to watch a movie, not read it
>These rubber suits look so stupid and obviously fake
>Why don't the words match up with the characters mouths?
>This CG is horse shit. Looks like a video game.

>The story was incoherent

>It's called suspension of disbelief!

>Hey, did you try these crab legs?

Would you like to explain that comment?

There are simply too many notes

>I don't like it, all the characters are mean

Name a good movie, faggot. Let's see how pleb you are

>Who's that?

FUCK YOU BITCH PAY ATTENTION

>I disliked it because it disrespected the source material

>>This is too depressing, I don't like it

one can only be so edgy for so long until adulthood hits. my entire life is a tragic comedy so pardon me if I want to escape it for 2 hours.

l'ascension du chavalier noire

Found the moefag.

Do I know you?

>This is too boring, let's go back to smoking meth

Correct.

>people who make lists

>if you don't like this, you must hate fun
>plothole

>This isn't funny
>Where are the jokes?
>Why aren't they smiling?

My siblings literally said this when I watched Black Mirror's White Christmas with them


Jesus Christ, they can't appreciate art unless it's fucking capeshit

thats valid, though. speak with your money.

>it's all style no substance

>this hasn't aged well

>does it hold up?

>art
>capeshit

>its supposed to be bad!

Its sorta correct

no depression doesn't mean mean no plot

I bet you see a Kubrick film on a list and sperg really hard.

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> It was all style, no substance

>I only like comedies that have sophisticated humor

> there are too many men in this what are they gay xD

i fucking hate women

name one parody film where this doesn't apply.

>___ was cringe

>This is too mean spirited so it's bad
>I can't relate to anything so it's bad
I don't give a shit if people don't enjoy something for any reason but if they claim it's bad because they dislike it they can drop dead

>X is too scary, I hate scary things
>Y has big explosions and he jumps from a motorcycle to a helicopter it's so cool you have to see it
>In Z when he like shoots the guy in the head and says have a nice day what a badass!

a fantasy adventure, when suspension of disbelief is applied, provides a fun, fantastic ride
>it's unrealistic

a real-life type movie that has all these unrealistic annoying characters and coincidences where suspension of disbelief has no pay-off
> i like it because it's realistic

>implying dawn of the dead isn't Snyder's masterpiece and a staple of pure fun cinema

yeah just stick to your dude weed lmao films buddy. That will make you feel better.

>>People who have any comic book movie listed
I've got Hellboy on my list motherfucker, what you gonna do about it cunt bitch

I've never understood this argument, how are you supposed to know if you like something if you don't watch it?

>What's your rush, user? We're only missing the previews.

accurate

>"I like super hero movies"

>People who say ''Film is supposed to be entertainment!''

It is supposed to be.

>People who have 2001, Seven Samurai, Citizen Kane, other pleb shit on their top lists

2001 isi a fantastic movie.

>People who have seen 1 film made before the 50s and think they have taste

as opposed to people who watch ancient garbage and claim they have “good taste”

>People who like Wes Anderson and think they somehow have taste

He’s made some good movies.

>People with most movies on list made in last 20 years

Of course people are going to like stuff that’s contemporary.

>People who have no foreign language movies listed

Sorry, ENglish is the global language. Get with the program.

>People who have movies from Nolan, Tarantino, Aronofsky, Kubrick, Refn,Snyder on their list

Pulp Fiction is a great movie, so is Batman.

>People who have any comic book movie listed

See above.

>"if I make it black and white people will think it's more artistic!"

Does reddit know you're away from your post?

>Its too slow

>Nothing happens

Use your head, people say that in response to repetitive complaints. Hate-watchers in denial.

>So they just talk and walk around? That's boring.

>I didn't like this movie
Why not? What didn't you like?
>Well I mean I just don't get it, I was confused the whole time

Or whenever they complain about some "false detail" ruining their immersion only to later be proven wrong about it. And if you can get a response out of them to see if they acknowledge it their reply is
>Well if the show itself couldn't convey that then it's still a fault on them

I like discussing things here rather than AVclub or Hitfix. You guys shitpost a LOT but it doesn't bother me half as much as those kind of faggoty remarks rationalizing their shortcomings, and the fact that they're completely earnest in their defense.

>he le reddit
>ha, got eem

>it had no plot

This is mostly true, except for:

>It is supposed to be.
Says you. Is art in general meant for entertainment? I wouldn't say so.

>Pulp Fiction is a great movie, so is Batman.
>People who have any comic book movie listed
>See above.
wew lad

Non-verbal pleb behavior bothers me more, like when there's a poignant moment or a moment of humor and they stare at you to gauge your reaction. After noticing this I'd just force out a laugh, but they still fucking glance at me. I stared back at them once and waited for them to make a comment but they just kept staring until I couldn't bear it and turned my eyes back to the screen. Help me curb my autism, are they just trying to bond with me or do they suspect I'm not being earnest?

Ask them to elaborate
>For one thing it insists upon itself
Ask them to elaborate
>Look I don't want to argue with you, let's just agree to disagree