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wake up and see this.

wat do?

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Snuggle and go back to sleep.

Spread her buttcheeks and stick my nose right in there

IT WAS ALL A DREAM

Wonder why we slept with the fucking light on or blinds up

cum in that space between her lips and hold her nose for a second or two, forcing her to swallow my load. sneak back to my room.

Close my eyes, smell her hair, and remember this moment forever

get the fuck out of there and dodge her calls.

That's not even Biggie. That's the guy playing Biggie in that shit movie about him from 2009

>girls fart in their sleep

kiss her before getting up and going to work

piss on her

This. Inhale as hard and as long as possible until I cum.

Hello there. It appears the thread you started doesn’t have anything to do with television or film, whatsoever. This is quite strange you see, as television and film is the very identity of this board, and it just so happens that your thread does not comply with the implied norms of this board. Therefore I will ask you politely that you remove this thread as well as any post proving its existence.

Thank you, an active member of this community.

what i do in all my relationships: surprise her with breakfast.

This hurts me to my core.

this board is for memes

kick her out along with her "refugees"

this board is for waifus

why

ejaculate on her face and hair. The more you get into her hair, the longer you will last on her.

>kick her out along with her "refugees"

women nurture and protect, its what they do. it tells you how good of a caring wife she would be.

this board is for reddit

he's never slept with a woman. Never enjoyed the peri-menstruation puffy face and heavy lids of 'morning face'.

hes a numale

this board is for BANE?

Rev up that Zyklon B t-b-h

I WANT TO SNIFF HER BUTTHOLE AND HER ARMPITS AND FEET

I NEED A GF

RIGHT

NOW

REE

i bet she nurtured that refugee dick ever so gently

go on what would you do after youve done your sniffings?

Probably cuddle with her then make us some omelettes with hash browns and French press coffee

This is true. And since most of them are shaved, their farts smell horribly.

close her mouth so the morning breath doesnt ruin the moment.

>not the webm
The still image is fine but the webm gives my heart a boner.

Stinky girls are fine
Shaved girls are a travesty against humanity

wow not even put your penis in her pusy or bum or mouth hole? not even rub it agsint her body? are you gy?

I'd stick it in her bergina and her mouth so she can clean off my donger but mostly I just want a gf because I miss the intimacy, not the sex

Go on then. Knock yourself out.

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>JOI

n-no thx

>mfw i actually fapped to this before

Stop coming to Sup Forums and live a happy life of regular sex and start a family.

Turn around, I don't want her stanky morning breath of death blown in my face

>the tendency of women to "nurture and protect" is why Europe is now filled with terrorists

Why are people who are biologically opposed to logic allowed to vote?

>JOI
I'm not a cuck. Thanks for thinking about me, tho.

you can tell black people apart?

Goddamn, is she part black or something? It looks like her ass is covered in a sheath of nappy nigger hair

>miss
kys normo

There are plenty of poor people and orphanages in the US, some are even filled with white kids. Why did she have to travel to the Mediterranean and aid future rapists in enriching Europe just to "nurture and protect"?

gtfo

I thought jews weren't white though :^)

Cum in her mouth

force-feed her a bowl of eggs

>abbreviateing "kill you're self"

hello, reddit

Somebody post the webm

>wake up and see this
>wat do?

>part lips
>insert BBC

Probably punch her in the face, unless she was here the night before

Those feet look terrible. I bet she doesn't even smell stinky or have any body hair.

sniff those feet
faggot

Those toes look ugly as fuck and disproportionate. I'm sorry if I have aesthetic standards in line with the last 8,000 years of human civilization, fagtron

Wake up and see this.
What do?

push her off the bed and delete my search history and all my files as she gets up

>I'm sorry if I have aesthetic standards in line with the last 8,000 years of human civilization
>wants body hair
oh just kill yourself

>implying women didn't have body hair in ancient Sumeria or Hellenistic Greece

sorry you have the gay gene, reddit

>wake up and see this

wat do?

I literally don't understand how any guy could possibly prefer a shaved pussy that gets uncomfortably scruffy after about 2 days to a glorious blonde bush. Don't understand.

are you saying you wouldn't lick them clean?

start crying ;___;

wonder why I fucked a fat chick

...

i wanna suck

would sniff

I hate Milana threads

gosh imagine just licking alices pusy on a live stream and having her pee on your face and stuff like that mmmmm

Oooooh it's her. The AT&T hi-test goddess.

Can't wait to see her fine ass during every commercial break this college football season!

He doesn't know what it is to see her wake up and to be greeted with a genuine smile of pure happiness because you're the only thing the qt wanted to see first thing in the morning

The loser haha

>come into thread for Milana
>there's barely any Milana

Later fags

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>JOI
>cuck

keep watching other males pound women on your computer screen.

congrats for not knowing how women work whatsoever. have fun getting cucked

What's she's chewing on?

>Gum for dat bad breff

>women nurture and protect, its what they do. it tells you how good of a caring wife she would be

the greatest compassion you can have in life is the compassion for your own people

she's a jew
I'm white

she's telling white countries to ignore their own for the sake of foreign hoards.

fuck this fattie.

>fuck this fattie
If only I could.

this

Ask her why she put on makeup before bed