>live in small, quiet British town
>someone is brutally murdered every week
Live in small, quiet British town
Chase White
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Benjamin Bailey
it could actually be IRL
if the perpetrators were brown
Aiden Barnes
>be famous detective
>sudden rash of murders whenever you appear somewhere
>implicate someone through contrived circumstantial evidence
>move on to next victims
Marple/Poirot etc were clearly serial killers.
Jonathan Davis
I think they were responsible for a number of towns and villages in the same county.
But still it's probably the only rural county in England with a murder rate equivalent to a Central American city
Leo Walker
top comfy
Lucas Moore
When will they finally outlaw spoons?! I bet all the perpetrators didn't pay their TV licence
Charles Morgan
>investigate unsolved deaths/murders in Philadelphia
>half the black suspects literally dindu nuffin
Samuel Lewis
>Someone
Generally at least 3 people are murdered a week according to the show, sometimes more
Kayden Howard
its the weather. Brings out the worst in people
Daniel Taylor
>Get accused of murdering someone based entirely on circumstantial evidence and supposition
>Instead of just denying it sperg out and go on a tirade about how you did it and why they deserved it