It's a "Someone tries to convince Riker that everything he knows is a lie" episode

>It's a "Someone tries to convince Riker that everything he knows is a lie" episode

How many of these were there exactly?

Alternatively:
>It's a "Riker gets kidnapped" episode

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>It's an "officer who practices martial arts as a hobby defeats an inhumanly strong and tough warrior who earned his rank through personal combat" episode

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I watched that episode yesterday.

I really wanted to see him fuck the two Klingons

Crazy Riker died for our sins..

>How many of these were there exactly?
just one IIRC

Riker episodes are the best episodes.

that's cause he's the main character of the whole franchise.

>It's a deanna troi gets raped episode

That Rike is based AF.

1 in a million chracters would fuck over the entire universe.

>It's a Wesley/Data save the day episode

>inhumanly strong and tough
Worf got the shit kicked out of him all the time, there's no sign the Klingons actually have any brute strength to them, they just like to jump in.
>earned his rank through personal combat
They made the point that Klingons could challenge their superiors for their post, but not that this was the only way to advance. Later we found out officers got approved by a panel and we saw several examples of family ties mattering more than personal prowess.

Is the mystical star baby that gestates and is born in less than a day technically rape?

In an instant a bigger than life Troi occupied the viewscreen. The
nude woman had obviously been gang raped; she seemed to be dripping
great streams of cum out of all three of her holes. Troi was
surrounded by a forest of erect cocks jutting out of black uniforms-
Klingon cocks. The only sounds were the Klingon sounds of lust- low
and deep- and the counselor's faint moans as she gagged on a huge,
Klingon cock. Her face clearly conveyed the agony and degradation she
was experiencing, an impression increased as the camera panned in
until the counselor's cum smeared, bruised, cock filled face filled
the wide screen, her huge brown eyes pleading with them for help.

"Captain", said Commander Data, "This does not appear to be a Star
Fleet conference.

"I can see that, Mr.Data! Thank you for again stating the obvious!",
grunted the annoyed Captain as he tugged at his uniform jacket. Why,
he wondered for the million time, can't Starfleet make a uniform that
fits. " What can you tell me that I cannot see for myself?"

"The transmission is coming from INSIDE the Neutral Zone, Sir."

"Hmmm"

Captain!", Shouted the horrified Commander Riker, " We must do
something!"

"Quite Right, Number One." Said Picard, " Make a note. No more long
trips in scuttlecraft. Everytime someone does that, this is the sort
of thing that happens. Romulans kidnapping people, the time continuum
getting screwed up... I wouldn't stand for it any longer."

"But Sir..Deanna?"

"Oh, her!" mused Picard, " Well Number One, I always found her
very... annoying; never liked her. Always droning on about "I sense
no deception" and such dribble. Useless.....And that Mother of hers!
She's certainly not worth risking war over. Leave her where she is.
It looks as if she has finally found a position which suits her."

>it's a Alexander/Worf/Lwaxana ruin the show episode

That was a fucking awful episode

name one good episode with Lwaxana in it?
pro tip....

>It's an Odo transforms into major Kira's double sided dildo and proceeds to watch her and Jadzia Dax fuck one another episode

It's the Alexander has a mudbath threesome with two Troys episode.

would nude scenes ever be appropriate for star trek?

>It's an "O'Brien must suffer" episode

So guaranteed sci-fi comfy tv, confirmed?

The Kira actress was known for going to Renn Faires and getting Mad Rutty, fans started dubbing her "The Whore of Babylon"

Its a Tuvok/Neelix episode

>it's a Picard goes on vacation episode

>It's a grand nagus\moogie episode

I've once made a huge mistake of watching this episode at the end of an acid+dxm trip. One of the most fucked up experiences I've ever had. Right there with watching Scanner Darkly in the same condition, but not nearly as pleasent

Data has sex with Tasha in episode 2 or 3 of S1. He says he's fully functional. Can Data even orgasm? Does he ejaculate? Or he's just basically a very sophisticated dildo\sex toy?

Fully functional, user.

>FULLY
>FUNCTIONAL
>tfw Data fucks all the cadets while you shitpost on chinese imageboards

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does anyone know any good sites to watch tng, ds9 for free..i have tried project free tv but it seems like they are keeping trek on lock down...

It's not gonna be HD remaster but watchseries is still live

picard episodes you mean

>It's a Trip and T'Pol sexual tension episode

thanks

Bald pedophile pls

youtube.com/watch?v=I4jX9F_wVRs

>final episode is Riker & Troi masturbating to their own series

ENT got absolutely fucked

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>It's a Weyoun interacts with others episode

DS9 had the biggest number of awesome characters. I hope they release that documentary soon.

"Hi I'm Jeffrey Combs, I'll be playing every character in your show from now on"

>it's a Wesley episode
>it's a Yar episode
>it's an Alexander episode
>it's a Worf's love life episode (why did they bring these over to DS9)
>it's a Troi episode
>it's a Lawaxana episode
>it's a Beverley episode
>it's a Lore episode
>it's a season 1 episode
It's almost like they were trying to make a shitty series

Lore is based tho

>it's a Yar episode

Name a single bad Yar episode

>You will never have an entire fictional alien race completely rewritten just to keep you around in a television series

Fuck, the weight of Combs' acting and presence must have been something golden to the DS9 writers and execs.

All of them.

Hows about you go to hell

eric roberts must hate this guy

>it's a Denise Crosby leaves TNG to grow and expand her career while publicly demeaning the show and saying it's below her but instead just crashes her career into the sea like a Malaysian pilot and has to beg the showrunners to give her scraps in small recuring roles episode
Pathetic, desu.

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but TNS is the best star trek series, user.