What would today be like if Seinfeld were it made?

What would today be like if Seinfeld were it made?

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Seinfeld would exist as it does, and today would still be today.

The same because diversity rules don't apply to kikes because they're the ones who enforce them on everyone else.

jerry get ipad

The question you meant to ask was, "What would Seinfeld be like if it were made today?", and the answer is, it wouldn't.

Jerry seems pretty based though
He's against PC culture and forced diversity bullshit

Jerry wears a chastity cage at all times, Elaine is given 7 honorary phds for being a woman of color.

Terrible English aside, there's an entire Twitter account that posts episode ideas for what a modern version of Seinfeld would look like.

Look it up. They're pretty funny

It's a Kramer gets a sex change episode. He will no longer be a big guy.

Elaine is white, there was even an episode about this.

thatd be hilarious...

those arent my pronouns jerry....

she's a jew though so they'd find a work around

Curb

The fuck am I supposed to look up?

Do you seriously not know how to use Google?

Literally the first result when you google "Modern seinfeld twitter"

twitter.com/seinfeldtoday

Fucking retard

Jamelfeld.

Jerry winds up blacklisted from society for questioning the circumcision.

Less phone-reliant plot lines.
About it.

look up "jerry get ipad"

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fucking learn english you dislexic fucking retard

Source for this?

Elaine, for one, would be totally unbearable. She'd probably also be black.

>all these people not getting the joke

It's a George learns how to use photoshop episode.

if jews wants everyone circumcised and they know it does this to the brains then why do they themselves get it done? Shouldn't they want all gentiles circumcised and dumber and themselves not?
also
>significant trauma
>changes brain configuration
no shit

Man I really didn't want to jerk it today

"He's a nigger Jerry! A fucking nigger!"
Cosmo Kramer

How's that stroke working out for you, OP?

>cutting part of dick off causes trauma
NO FUCKING WAY. Imagine, day by day children are subjected to this torture because parents are ignorant and Jews are Jews.

It's like zombiism, it's a mental disease, a meme, that spreads by cultural contamination.

>"soo whats the deal with this uber thing"
>"is it a taxi or a guy who works eats and lives out of his car?"
_______________

>"so whats the deal with these dating apps"
>"the other day i was on one and i decided to go out on a date with one of these women"
>"as it turns out it was a man dressed as a women"
>"not that theres anything wrong with that"
__________

i bet you guys can come up with some better ones

All these ideas and more have been done, there's like a dozen twitter accounts dedicated to churning them out on a daily basis.

Jery get iPad
Elan form babby
Kram get cansur
Gorge gay

kek

these are funny

In the episode where George stares at the NBC boss's daughters cleavage, the girl is only supposed to be 15. They couldn't dare do that today.

Why the fuck did I laugh at this

Because you're literally new as shit.
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Jerry hello

is that the episode where jerry comes down with bronchitis so Kramer fills in for him at the club?

(George and Jerry are hanging out at the diner)
>George: "....So I was walking home from work and I saw Kramer on a date with a fat girl"
>Jerry: "So what?"
>George: "So, Kramer could do so much better. Thats what"
>Elaine walks in: "Hey, what are you talking about?"
>Jerry: "Kramer's dating a fat girl"
>Elaine keks
>Kramer enters
>George: "Look! Its the chubby chaser himself"
>Kramer: "Hey now, Kate's not fat, she's THICC."
>Jerry: " 'THICC'? "
>Kramer: "Yeah, us high testosterone men like THICC"
>Jerry rolls his eyes or something

>elaine not being a massive sjw who talks down to george for fatshaming

Does every goddamn thread on Sup Forums have to have anons bitching about PC culture and SJWs within the first 10 replies? Is this all you fuck nuts think about? The fact that you have literally endless potential havens on the Internet to be as racist or politically incorrect as you want to be is proof that this isn't a real problem and you're all whiny cunts.

If it weren't for you assholes bitching about it, it wouldn't even be a problem. Absolutely nothing has changed in movies or tv. Media is just as raunchy and politically incorrect as ever. If you can just generally avoid thinkpieces and social media outrage on the Internet, you'd never notice the difference between Seinfeld's era of tv and now.

I hope this is pasta

I guess this is why Jews are so neurotic, and Arabs so hostile.

JERY GET KORAN

which means he wouldn't be allowed to make his show