Hey user! Want to go to the movies with us?

Hey user! Want to go to the movies with us?

I wonder what it's like when they masturbate.

Riddle me this. 2 people that only take up 1 seat. Do they have to purchase 2 tickets for each viewer or 1 ticket for the 1 seat?

How do they even move

I was just reading about them, and they said in an interview that they always buy 2 tickets when they go to the movies because they think of themselves as two different people.

can't even imagine the pain in the ass it would be dating this. Women never agree on fucking anything and they fight constantly, imagine having to give each of them an orgasm. No fucking thanks.

What if one fucks a guy the other one doesn't like? How do they decide what to wear? Do they bump into each other's head when fighting? What if they get pregnant? Do they take turns when wiping after taking a shit?

One of their brains controls one half of the body, and the other controls the other half. They had to learn to coordinate their walking, swimming, running and anything else that requires full body motion.

>that frame
Chloe?

Give them a break m8, they're literally two people mushed together

It's like Pacific Rim

underrated

how old are they now? who took their virginity?

trips of the devil.
What if one really likes anal and the other doesn't?
I bet they get drunk twice as fast.
They get pregnant and one is pro choice and the other pro life.
>mfw One wants to break up with you and the other one doesn't. Then you go to prison for rape.

Which one actually owns the body and which one is the leech?

You coulda just said this

Gold

tfw the kaiju are coming and these people were part of a government experiemnt

What if one of them wants to take a BBC up her ass? Could the other one do anything about it? Which one controls their anal muscles?

>women
>no logic

color me surprised

Now thats one way to avoid no singles policy

>which one is the leech?

You are lmao

Do you think they have a bond that no one else in the world can understand? Or do they secretly despise each other and saw terrible things when they're alone in bed

If I cut of one head will you die?

It grows two more so you have three.

>Organ distribution
>The twins have individual organs in the upper part of their body, while most of them located at or below the level of the navel are shared, the exception being the spinal cord.[8]
>2 heads
>2 spines merging at the coccyx and joined at the thorax by sections of ribs. Surgery was employed to correct scoliosis.
>2 completely separate spinal cords
>2 arms (originally 3, but rudimentary central arm was surgically removed, leaving central shoulder blade in place)
>1 broad ribcage with 2 highly fused sternums and traces of bridging ribs. Surgery was employed to expand the pleural cavities.
>2 breasts
>2 hearts in a shared circulatory system (nutrition, respiration, medicine taken by either affects both)
>4 lungs with the medial lungs moderately fused, not involving Brittany's upper right lobe; three pleural cavities
>1 diaphragm with well-coordinated involuntary breathing, slight central defect
>2 stomachs
>2 gallbladders
>1 liver, enlarged and elongated right lobe
>Y-shaped small intestine, which experiences a slightly spastic double peristalsis at the juncture
>1 large intestine (one colon)
>3 kidneys: 2 left, 1 right
>1 bladder
>1 set of reproductive organs
>2 separate half-sacrums, which converge distally
>1 slightly broad pelvis
>2 legs
wut

they must have a strong bond.

so like does one head control the left arm and one arm the right arm

>fuck the one that likes the guy
>the other one claims rape
>mfw

>Pacific Rim

non pleb here. My gf was actually hyped as fuck for that movie, and when I told her the obvious transformers/eva connections she tried to defend herself with the typical fanboy bullshit like"b-but del toro has artistic integrity, he loves to make movies and doesn't do it just for the money", I could have done a big debate there and destry her but I just replied aking her "if he doesn't do it for the money then why isn't he releasing this on youtube for free", I could see her trying to come up with something and told her that this is pretty much a scam to get mad chas from dumb people like her who like to spend 2 hours of their lives watching shit blowing up with loud noises and basic kindergarden humour, she got upset with me and leaved the apartment, as if that was some sort of punishment for me being "mean" and "rude" to her, fucking lol.

>pic related, my face when surounded with plebs

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No thanks I already have a date :^)

Damn nature you scary

when you hittin who feels it?

They actually have a fairly even split of motor control and they share a digestive tract somehow, apparently they have an overlap in sensory function near the center of their body.

>Abby and Brittany: Joined for Life was shown by the BBC in the UK in May 2013, and covers the period from their finishing college to starting a part-time teaching job.
You think they get paid as one or two people?

why is he lmao?

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top kek

So do they both feel hungry at the same time?
Do they have separate appetites and force themselves not to over-eat?

I wonder if they even can get drunk with that giant liver and 3 kidneys

>They will usually have separate meals, but sometimes will share a single meal for the sake of convenience (e.g. each taking a bite of the same hamburger).

Clearly the solution is DP with their boyfriends every time they have sex. Just imagine both heads giving head at the same time.

this thread just gets more and more fascinating
why cant this be more common so there would be two headed pornstars

samefag

which one does the walking or do they each cordinate a leg?

get two for the price of one at the unlimited buffet. sounds like a deal, m. night famalam.

>Each twin manages one side of their conjoined body. The sense of touch of each is restricted to her body half; this shades off at the midsagittal plane such that there is a small amount of overlap at the midline. Stomach aches, however, are felt only by the twin on the opposite side.[3] They are effective in cooperatively using their limbs when both hands or both legs are required. By coordinating their efforts, they are able to walk, run, swim, and ride a bicycle normally—all tasks that they learned at a normal speed. Together, they can type on a computer keyboard at a normal speed and drive a car. However, their disparate heights (Abby, 5 ft 2 in (1.57 m), is taller and longer of leg than Brittany, 4 ft 10 in (1.47 m))[6] led to difficulty in balancing a Segway, as shown in their 2012 reality series.[7]

they're a lot more entertaining than pacific rim

Is it possible for one of their hearts to stop but not the other? Would the good heart keep the bad heart alive since the circulatory system is shared? Could the one heart support the extra brain if the other heart stopped?

nice legs tho

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I wanna rub my dick between their necks.

>"if he doesn't do it for the money then why isn't he releasing this on youtube for free",
because the only way to get 70 million dollars to make a movie is through a studio who controls distribution you incredibly dumb mother fucker holy shit

>However, their disparate heights (Abby, 5 ft 2 in (1.57 m), is taller and longer of leg than Brittany, 4 ft 10 in (1.47 m))[6] led to difficulty in balancing a Segway, as shown in their 2012 reality series
Should have named it Eileen

>Together, they can type on a computer keyboard at a normal speed
Are they psychic or do they say out aloud what they are typing?

Damn

This may be the hardest to satisfy fetish

I imagine one feels the pussy and the other the asshole.

>2 breasts
>1 set of repoductive organs

all I needed to know. Sign me up, coach

BLACKED when?

there was a blowjob pic i saw of them on Sup Forums ages ago. google it i still see traces from like 2010, you'll probably find it

I bet they both must be used to the smell of their morning shits and just make small talk while in the loo.

what if one dies

they both imagine it's someone else doing it

It would be extremely painful

>breed with it
yeah, good idea

imagine having to shit out two stomachs worth of shit every morning

Sup Forums955164/156ccd5e12/

>one vagina
>everytime you fuck one it's a threesome.

two heads are better than one

i agree

hahaha

>yfw you breed with it and end up having a four headed human baby hydra

Bisexual borderline incestuous threesome, to be specific. Quite hot tbqh.

That would be fucking amazing

I've never heard of conjoined quadruplets

Dude, listen to me

They will obviously have only a single husband, no way it would work other way. So you are getting two chicks, that will compete for your attention. Both will be trying to be better than the other one. That means everything will improve over time. Blowjobs, handjobs, footjobs. Even regular sex. Those girls have a potential to be true fucking machines. You just need to get on the ride before it's too late

I thought that was a shoop.

>they will never give you heads

>tfw you teach each head to recite the lines of each different character from the plane scene

How the hell is it not logical? I bet if they said they only paid for one ticket you'd call them cheap sluts instead.

Than they take turns with the pump to unclog the toilet

How can regular sex improve? They've only got the single vagina, it's not like they can change that up

>people reffering to them as 'it'

I knew Sup Forums is full of subhuman thrash, but geez, you keep surprising me every day

"Shes" doesn't work user

what about "they/them"

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What if that one vagina belongs to one head and the other one simply does not have her own vagina and feels nothing?

>mfw one of them says they are a boy trapped in a females body!

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"They" or 'those girls' works

>two mouths
>each hand and foot is controlled seperately by one of them
>vagina is wired to two brains (more orgasms for them, which means wetter pussy)
>will get nastier as they compete for attention

I met a girl from their town, they are in fact both engaged to two separate men, but 'extremely christian' and presumed to have not had sex yet.

I tried to get this girl to give me more of her personal details so I could follow up on their sexual maturation but she would only show me the girls on facebook. Fucking fascinating.

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How do they communicate about masturbation?
Is it technically incest?
Who wipes the ass?
Have they ever dated?
Is it technically a threeway?
Do you think they've ever sucked a dick together?
Practiced kissing on each other?
Do they want a family/kids?
How the fuck would that work?
What if one is tired but the other isn't?
Do they just go limp out of spite?
What kind of job could they do?
What if one isn't qualified for said job but the other is?
What if they both are?
Do they share a salary?
If one just decides to say fuck it and blow her brains out, what happens to the other?
What if that suicide attempt fails?
Can she be charged with attempted murder/manslaughter, or would it just make things really awkward for awhile?
What if one was convicted of murder?

Back to an abortion bucket you've slithered out of

>tfw they are probably better at sports but me

>Who wipes the ass?
I imagine the one who's closest to the TP. Unless you swap hands when you get TP like some retard

they probably have disgusting scars all over their body

Touché.

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>Both will be trying to be better than the other one
>mfw a simple handjob turns into two arms from the same chick fighting each other over who holds the cock the most

>but she would only show me the girls on facebook

does each one have her own facebook profile?