Why does The Flash need a bike?

Why does The Flash need a bike?

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he can't afford a car because he spent all his money on screens

Whenever hes short on cash he'll hook it up to a generator and hook that generator into the power grid and get a big refund from the electric company.

Why does he watch Rick and Morty?

because hes a nu-male

Fucking hack-Snyder, yet again he fails to understand a character. I mean, Jesus Christ.

Flash's supposed to be fast
>instead he uses slowmo
Flash can run
>he uses a bike
Flash has only two fucking eye balls
>still has a gazillion computer screens
He's supposed to be so fast he's practically invisible
>still uses clothes, I mean, why bother?
Is supposed to be fast and fast talking
>can't form a simple sentence and takes forever to complete it

I mean, fucking hell, can't Snyder get anything right?

But he can pedal faster

>inb4 the bike couldn't handle it

speedforce nigga

>implying some capeshit character has any depth or important elements that require understanding and cant be just changed around whenver the director feels like it

Its a fucking comicbook movie, who gives a shit what the original was like

I love how there was one scene in the entire fucking show where they beat up a nazi and Sup Forums now spams the "RnM is numale" thing. It's a pretty red-pilled show if you actually watch it and not spout memes.

>Flash's supposed to be fast
>>instead he uses slowmo
Well if you're really fast others seem to you like they're in slomo you dumb fuck. It's not """using slomo""".

Part of his secret identity. In the comics, he's frequently late to work as a way to avoid suspicion.

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Why does Flash need a van?

Wonder woman has an invisible plane, when she can fly.
Who cares? At least it isn't a motorbike, he can probably pedal this really fast.
Also could have been from when he was a kid, when his mom was killed.

>Wonder woman has an invisible plane, when she can fly.

Not in the DCEU

He uses it travel in time you asshole. Instead of the treadmill
Fuck you

I fucking hate marvel fags

>still uses clothes, I mean, why bother?
Well hes a twink in the comics, you'll turn the readers gay if hes naked all the time

>instead he uses slowmo
We cant see him if they dont slow time around him for us.

Barry Allen uses the bike to get to work.

The chair Bruce is sitting in really doesn't fit with the rest of the decor. Did he bring it with him?

Yes she does. Didn't you see it in the trailer?

Not with what they've SHOWN.
No reason why she can't 'discover' the ability later.
That's besides the point, anyway. She doesn't have the plane in the DC movies either.

This is exactly what I thought of

It's a change of pace

I'm redpilled as fuck, and most people have thought I was weird af my whole life because of it, and Rick and Morty actually was pretty enjoyable. I haven't gotten around to the second season, but in the first the character dynamic and overall story is fucking great.

Can the flash read at super speed? Why isn't he the most knowledgeable man alive?

Hurr

All she's done is jump good and why would she fly TURKISH AIRLINES if she has a jet?

Cardio

A lot of Sup Forums are christians. They think all atheists are nu-male. RnM isn't really pro religion.

Yes, but he needs to read it numerous times to retain the information and the majority of it will be forgotten after awhile.

Yeah they literally make fun of feminism for an entire episode.

Why does Spiderman need a car?

at least I truly see.

He is.

>All she's done is jump good and why would she fly TURKISH AIRLINES if she has a jet?
What point are you making? I made a comparison to the comics (where she DOES fly and DOES have a plane). I don't understand what you are arguing. The wonder woman part of my post was the least relevant part.

Holy shit I had this but in red not blue

>A lot of Sup Forums are christians.
Still makes me laugh that anyone can be a practicing Christian on a website where you have entire boards devoted to porn, gay porn and ponies

ikr, they also claim to be red-pilled but still believe in a magical sky daddy

>I made a comparison to the comics

And I'm making one to the DCEU, glad we're on the same page

>And I'm making one to the DCEU
Yes. An irrelevant one. I made a post about the flash using comic wonder woman as an example. You made a post going 'YE BUT MOVI WOND WOMEN ISN THE SAME'

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Why didn't GL want to know about the need for a van?

you actually think that? lmao

You idiot, if normal people can go faster on a bike than they can runninh, then the flash will too!

WTF I love flash now

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The Flash is fine, Snyder is gonna nail it, just wait for it.

I've never been late and my boss thinks i have super powers.

That CGI

at least it ain't floating heads.

>the everyone on Sup Forums is actually an atheist liberal meme.

He probably bought it pick up chicks.

Goddamn it, I don't want to fap again