/cum/

bebi edition

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If I have to be honest canadians shitpost less than americans

That's a dank meme

Me leaving work on fridays.

>working

breaking off my friendship with britain, netherlands is my new friend

this

Trump is meeting Jinping next week. How badly will Trump sell out America this time?

You're not gonna be able to type with all that paper covering your keyboard. You'd know if you had work experience.

Bebi is insane, how you will stop her

go get euthanized, you waste of skin

Alfa nigger

I'm germanboo why did you have to use a proxy to ruin germany for me

she cannot be stopped

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Good post

kyfs

>craft steam badge like 5 times
>didn't get the profile background i wanted from it
>the profile background is like 20 bucks

grr

BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST INFOWARS DOT COM

Republic of kekistan

That's just embarrassing

Please stop using the german flag. I love germany with all my heart you cant ruin it.
Nice digits pal!

>spending money on god damn badges

>when you blow your nose and that giant glob of snot thats been blocking your breathing comes out

only good part of having a cold desu

disgusting

>when you have a cold and you blow your nose for a minute straight and it's now more badly clogged than before

It's literally a statistical fact. I dont remember the source though
You're right that it's not their fault and im not blaming them. I would take full advantage of the number of guys talking to me if i were a woman. My argument was that it's pretty much futile to use dating apps as a man unless youre ultra attractive.
I have much better luck simply asking out girls irl because there's less competition.

Anyone want to suck my dick?

What are all those fucking toothpaste flags doing here!???

i didn't spend money, i made gems or whatever out of card drops from video games to craft them

Ok bye I will leave ;_;

Prefer Belgians tee bee h

Why are dumpf supporters such manchildren?

>I pre-order games and buy DLC

Thanks.

Nigga that is gay as fuck.

Y-you were supposed to say "no don't leave" ;____;

Pot smokers are not welcome here.

anyone else here like life and times of tim

yeah probably, i'm bored as fuck though and have nothing better to do at the moment though

this

just smoked a pot

W-why? Why dont you love us?

I'm 19 and I waited until now to rebel against my parents
And i'm not really rebelling so much as I am stealing all their liqour

Literally my life desu.

don't do it vro

they're gonna find out and disown you

>I'm 19

Kiddo

argentinaaaa

wow please tell me that's photoshopped

fucking FAGGOTS

Are they trying to be ironic?

Low energy cuck

are these the folks who inhabit Sup Forums and Sup Forums now?
>they will graduate to other boards in a couple years and shit them up

Get a fake id famlams
Now with the internet you dont need to know people who can do it

>shit them up
This board was ever good?

Gonna release her nudes.

Do you know? jap land is
no rights of speach.
if you are japlander of proffesor of uni or famouce actr. and if you made a book ”i love korea, jap did a world most evil war crime” type of book of truth. people of japland would kill you to death and that position of job will be no more!!!!
jap is clearly 3rd world which has no human rights of speach! shame on you jap.

>keep getting boners around female friend
>smash my backpack against my crotch but she still sees
Kill me buds

they are redditors who browse r/Sup Forums and other meme subs

Most normal people don't come here because there's not really a point in doing so. I sincerely believe the banality of Sup Forums makes it uninteresting to a lot of people. On reddit, everything flows to the top. There's a certain lack of instant gratification on Sup Forums that makes it unattractive if you are used to having an aggregator push everything to the top. Generals are just more lopped on to that. Unless you are a regular, this shit is probably boring as fuck. It's the same shit day after day and there's basically nothing good here.

just fuck her

if can't, what's the point of being her "friend?"

She has autism and is gay and we are each other's only close friends

How hard is it to learn Irish? Seems like a fun language

BABY

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mansion

Lesbians aren't real desu

you mean actual "autism" or Sup Forums's definition of "autism"

next time don't hide the boner, just smirk and hold eye contact

her natural hormones will react; even if she thinks she's a lesbain, she's still a girl

good luck

I dont know why I come here anymore, but I cant break free

you sick fuck
reported to police

Is maple syrup a good lubricant?

cos we all need a friend sometimes

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Shagged her at a pub once 8/10

Id give the finger to commies too

:')

I can't help but to see the jewish flag as an H and read it as "shite"
>m**t lets this shit happen @ g**gle
baka

>tankie
Fitting name.

>Went to wal-mart two fucking days ago to buy eggs for breakfast
>Already out again
What the FUCK
How is a man supposed to eat when my FUCKING family keeps eating all the GOD DAMN eggs?
They're mine! And then, my mother has the NERVE to complain about me buying eggs at wal-mart when they're cheaper at costco!
WELL FUCKING BUY SOME AT COSTCO THEN AND THEN I WON'T HAVE TO GET ANY AT WAL-MART

>buying food from walmart

Where do you go shopping?

how does he type with all those 1s on the keyboard

the grocery store

>paper
It's cotton shithead

Just a reminder that I'm the alpha /cum/ poster and I get my pick of the litter when it comes to girlposters.

>girlposters
No such thing

>all those devil horns in the background

I'm not religious but holy shit google...

Taytay

eggs don't need to be refrigerated
just keep them in your sock drawer

gf is having an emotional breakdown and cutting herself because club penguin got shut down

cook her some eggs

>grocery shopping at walwart

>he can't into farmshare

*flashes his abs in front of user's gf*

There you go bud, I fixed her.

this
you will never get food from walmart again if you see their back rooms

Who said anything about refrigerating them?
Also I don't have a sock drawer, I just store all my clothes on the floor
There's like 3 of them around my house, my options are rather limited

I know one of you wrote this.

kill yourself you dumb fag.

*leaves gf*

>Trader Joe's
>Hannaford
>even fucking Shaw's
Not Wal-Mart, you trashy piece of shit.

cant flash something I dont have