/cum/ Canada-US-Mexico

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But when the beetle professor returned
He crawled on all six, as his wings had been burned
And described to the finest detail all he'd learned
There was neither a light, nor a heat, in his words

Want to succ a Japanese girl's toes at AT&T park desu

I have the best smelling BO in /cum/

what is this shit

>boreball

I want to lick her teeth

t. fatherless communist

The beetle king slammed down his fist
"Your flowery description's no better than his!
We sent for the great light and you bring us this?
We didn't ask what it seems like, we asked what it is!"

>that white jewess in the centre

shut it down

Don't mean to brag, but I've been on that boat with the flag while a game was running.

No orientals allowed

Amazing edition

Tell me about the first time you played the biscuit game /cum/

Did you ever lose?

itll be weird not hearing Based vinny color commentate anymore

Thought it was a fucked up COEXIST thing until I saw the search bar

*blocks your path*

google.ca does not have this problem

What kind of dog is that in the middle

i always win baby.

That's a birb

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if you drink milk you are a nazi

the gf

>richfag moeposter

im gonna wring your neck, bud

>that hijab

They should put TVs on the seawall outside the park so everyone on the boats can see the game too.

youtube.com/watch?v=iDdd746LEGU

>she will never give you an angry handjob where she tears the skin

why live

How do I embrace my permanent solitude and sub-par social skills to become a public nuisance

''farmer'' Jhon is ready to ''work'' on the field..

>go back to work Pedroe
>Si, señor

''farmer'' Jhon got a bussy day ready for hard work next day

the picture commemorates some russian's birthday. She's probably a churka

6 is the best position desu

hwndu
hwndu
hwndu
hwndu

the fucking jews. I had my browser setup to open a newtab -- and it's supposed to be the fucking blank tab page -- when I open it and this shit comes up instead (of course I've changed it now). But my blank tab page is aessthicc

i think of you as that nerd kid no one talks to that wore acid washed jeans and ended up living the dream creeping on asian girls in taiwan

id unironically marry her.

this is really trash

7 master race

"can you spot me, pedro?"

what is trash?

>tfw I unironically have pissed like #2
>tfw you get the chills and end up blasting everything with piss

I could heem that bitch, there's no way she doesn't hit like a girl, don't let her bulk (and flattering angles) fool you.

a a a a a a a a a

the choreo very amateurish

sorry, was never a fan of acid wash jeans

I was always dressed in whatever Kohls had available so my aesthetic is/ was basic and unoffensive.

many people talked to me and well and I was mostly well-liked

>tfw no dominant gf to put you in chastity and tease you every day

srsly wish I knew a girl like this

she would skullfuck you

it's cute you retard

*is that bitch*
*heems you*

Nothin personnel

good boys

at least my waifu lves me i guess

ahah (・ω・)

hey fuck you develop better taste

Who even makes this shit

youtube.com/watch?v=yRBEVQzB3EY

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ yolo

dat youtube money dat yello puss
living big

>2 ugly people get married

good for them

Just testing something lads

Kill all:
Niggers
Spics
Kikes
Pakis
Poo in loos
Mudslimes
Chinks
Gooks
Nips
And Abos

too bad she's a monkey

and his pink tie is gay as shit, he literally looks like a 12 year old in a communion suit

i wish i knew, i also wish there was a second coraline movie

A stranger walks in to a /cum/ thread.

I'd let her do that, but it wouldn't be non-consentual if that's what you are implying.


umm, no sweetie..... xoxo

R8

>tfw

When I text her she gon get succ 2nite

>forgot irish
kiss me bby

Fuck off WASP, all Anglos should be killed

*trims his mustache in front of your gf*

sorry user, nothing personal

me in the middle

6/10, maybe a 7 if she's a wonderful human being

is she one of your colleagues?

LOL SHE LOOKIN LIKE CHAD KROEGER

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA OH NONONO

a 4, at best

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>forgot german
shit list

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Ayylmao/10

Get them big ol eyes outta my biznass

dude weed lmao

buff gf raped me again

A 4 at best, really?

>a 4, at best

yes, jesus christ

youtube.com/watch?v=Mn5QjYGko_c

420blazeit

gf-getting status: still unclear

please standby for updates

she would be a lot cuter with a better shaped head 2bh

i like her big eyes tho ima be honest

>pop
absolutely none

how did you meet?

>tfw no gf

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ay this fucker has fucking GIGANTIC HANDS

what to heck

if any poster ITT has a pussy I want you to know that I own it.

how is she so cute lads

whats your name? I'll make sure to write it down

nahhh

You have to top it off after you put the lid on

Fill it full man come on.

Those really long nose hairs

how does she not notice

>America

youtube.com/watch?v=WD1MqwchFbU

r8

h

i have the face of a child and the body of a man