Opening day is almost here-edition
/cum/ Canada-US-Mexico
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But when the beetle professor returned
He crawled on all six, as his wings had been burned
And described to the finest detail all he'd learned
There was neither a light, nor a heat, in his words
Want to succ a Japanese girl's toes at AT&T park desu
I have the best smelling BO in /cum/
what is this shit
>boreball
I want to lick her teeth
t. fatherless communist
The beetle king slammed down his fist
"Your flowery description's no better than his!
We sent for the great light and you bring us this?
We didn't ask what it seems like, we asked what it is!"
>that white jewess in the centre
shut it down
Don't mean to brag, but I've been on that boat with the flag while a game was running.
No orientals allowed
Amazing edition
Tell me about the first time you played the biscuit game /cum/
Did you ever lose?
itll be weird not hearing Based vinny color commentate anymore
Thought it was a fucked up COEXIST thing until I saw the search bar
*blocks your path*
google.ca does not have this problem
What kind of dog is that in the middle
i always win baby.
That's a birb
twitter.com
if you drink milk you are a nazi
the gf
>richfag moeposter
im gonna wring your neck, bud
>that hijab
They should put TVs on the seawall outside the park so everyone on the boats can see the game too.
>she will never give you an angry handjob where she tears the skin
why live
How do I embrace my permanent solitude and sub-par social skills to become a public nuisance
''farmer'' Jhon is ready to ''work'' on the field..
>go back to work Pedroe
>Si, señor
''farmer'' Jhon got a bussy day ready for hard work next day
the picture commemorates some russian's birthday. She's probably a churka
6 is the best position desu
hwndu
hwndu
hwndu
hwndu
the fucking jews. I had my browser setup to open a newtab -- and it's supposed to be the fucking blank tab page -- when I open it and this shit comes up instead (of course I've changed it now). But my blank tab page is aessthicc
i think of you as that nerd kid no one talks to that wore acid washed jeans and ended up living the dream creeping on asian girls in taiwan
id unironically marry her.
this is really trash
7 master race
"can you spot me, pedro?"
what is trash?
>tfw I unironically have pissed like #2
>tfw you get the chills and end up blasting everything with piss
I could heem that bitch, there's no way she doesn't hit like a girl, don't let her bulk (and flattering angles) fool you.
a a a a a a a a a
the choreo very amateurish
sorry, was never a fan of acid wash jeans
I was always dressed in whatever Kohls had available so my aesthetic is/ was basic and unoffensive.
many people talked to me and well and I was mostly well-liked
>tfw no dominant gf to put you in chastity and tease you every day
srsly wish I knew a girl like this
she would skullfuck you
it's cute you retard
*is that bitch*
*heems you*
Nothin personnel
good boys
at least my waifu lves me i guess
ahah (・ω・)
hey fuck you develop better taste
Who even makes this shit
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ yolo
dat youtube money dat yello puss
living big
>2 ugly people get married
good for them
Just testing something lads
Kill all:
Niggers
Spics
Kikes
Pakis
Poo in loos
Mudslimes
Chinks
Gooks
Nips
And Abos
too bad she's a monkey
and his pink tie is gay as shit, he literally looks like a 12 year old in a communion suit
i wish i knew, i also wish there was a second coraline movie
A stranger walks in to a /cum/ thread.
I'd let her do that, but it wouldn't be non-consentual if that's what you are implying.
umm, no sweetie..... xoxo
R8
>tfw
When I text her she gon get succ 2nite
>forgot irish
kiss me bby
Fuck off WASP, all Anglos should be killed
*trims his mustache in front of your gf*
sorry user, nothing personal
me in the middle
6/10, maybe a 7 if she's a wonderful human being
is she one of your colleagues?
LOL SHE LOOKIN LIKE CHAD KROEGER
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA OH NONONO
a 4, at best
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>forgot german
shit list
...
Ayylmao/10
Get them big ol eyes outta my biznass
dude weed lmao
buff gf raped me again
A 4 at best, really?
>a 4, at best
yes, jesus christ
420blazeit
gf-getting status: still unclear
please standby for updates
she would be a lot cuter with a better shaped head 2bh
i like her big eyes tho ima be honest
>pop
absolutely none
how did you meet?
>tfw no gf
...
ay this fucker has fucking GIGANTIC HANDS
what to heck
if any poster ITT has a pussy I want you to know that I own it.
how is she so cute lads
whats your name? I'll make sure to write it down
nahhh
You have to top it off after you put the lid on
Fill it full man come on.
Those really long nose hairs
how does she not notice
>America
r8
h
i have the face of a child and the body of a man