So I'm drunk.....!
Why aren't you drunk user?
So I'm drunk.....!
Cause I'm not.
i'm muslim
I really, really don't like the taste or smell of alcohol. To get the nice effects I have to drink a lot before I can get over how God awful it smells and tastes. I also really don't like blacking out. There Ya go
...Muslims can't drink alcohol?
no liquor in the immediate area
I've got things to do in a couple hours and being drunk wont do me any favors.
I also don't enjoy throwing up even a little in my mouth.
I love the taste of alcohol.
But I see what you mean, my body is saying no but I want to keep going. I'm smoking cigarettes now though
Well see what happens
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no they can't.
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Geez no wonder they are always angry and killing each other.
Cause I got drunk last night
Okay OP here
Why aren't you chain smoking then?
Feels good mang
Starting to sober up after my night out...
>Why aren't you drunk user?
Need to stay up until three in the morning to pick up my kid from her job. Not enjoying this. I'm bored, tired and hungry.
So did I. Not limit for me.
I'm gay
Newfag detected
Ok that's cool bro.
So if I want Muslim women to like me I can't drink.... Ok can I still smoke??
Hell yeah man. Cigarettes are fucking awesome.
Weed too though
i'm sick with a headache so i think getting drunk should be the last thing i do
Fuck yes if that's true I want in
Getting drunk might help
You never know
OP here
Mfw I have to close one eye to focus on what you faggots are saying
Otherwise it's all blurry. Au
I wish I was drunk, high Tolerance + didn't buy enough beer = =(
Stoned>drunk
But that may just be me.
>drinking beer to get drunk
maybe cuz im fuckin working a 12 hour shift in the morning
I'm drinking vodka and whiskey
Plus beer to wash it down
Nah, just stupid drunk
Because I'm on a large amount of narcs and it'll kill me if I drink
getting there. having a good time doing it too.
Because I drank before work and I couldn't get alcohol after
i am drunk
i don't think i like this pic
get over it
no
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ok, then atleast take a shot
of...alcohol?
Umsof fucking drunk user
Because it's 10 am.
d r ugs are ba d :^((
my first time getting drunk was when i did the dark souls challenge..... never again
how many % in your drinks boys?
beer does nothing for me
a shot of alcohol or a shot of life. your choice buddy.
I've gotta burn some faggots so they get off my back sooner than later and alcohol has calories.
The ultimate boogieman burn lmao.
a shot of alcohol or a shot of life. your choice buddy.
I'm already depressed. If I drink I'll just make it worse
you must be pretty far there arlady ill try and keep up
Drinking Steel Reserve
Because I'm high, nigga.
Because im too fat and i don't have enough beer
one of these problems can be solved by going to an all night grocer
passed out drunk woke up sober was gonna smoke weed to help spare my liver from failing in 3 years but since spongebob is drunk i guess ill pour some whiskey.
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fuck i just ran out of mix ... this is gonna be one strong drink
rootin for ya
what you sippin on
Steel Reserve. Wanted to get vodka but the store was closed before I got there. Damn liquor stores, always ruinin a good time
tell me about, we FINALLY passed sunday liquor sales here it starts in july
oh wow that's brutal. I can't imagine the store being closed for an entire day.
Damn religion...that's why they close on sunday right?
that mixed with prohibition...i mean weed is still illegal but i can go to a dr and get hooked on heroin... at least its easy to find weed here but man just let me go buy a bottle of booze and a bag of weed and give me a sin tax, im going to hell anyways
oh hell yeah. This god guy seems way too judgemental for my tastes anyway. Create us to obey but let us disobey, banish us to live shitty lives, not let us in the modern age know what's up, if you're good you get to be a mindless robot
nah I'm good i think. Probably got a little too ranty but I'm starting to feel the alcohol take place of blood if you catch my drift
sometimes who knows
Me too fam
exactly
I'm actually going through all the songs I made 3 years ago with Ableton which I just redownloaded.
Even though I'm pretty bad at it, It's very relaxing
well that drink went down well, time to leave the dragons den and find some mix
Also listening to vaporwave, I know it's prentetious as fuck but I really find that whole 'repackaging capitalism for the apocalypse' thing to be really interesting.
A dead shopping center with no people and muzak quietly echoing a happy tune from an imagined past.
what
I'm pretty far gone at this point. Just detailing the drunk experience for nobody to read
Pure, distilled nostalgia. You're finally getting "old."
why do you have so many anime picture saved? why do you post them? brb grabbing some mix i need to make another drink
I'm actually at the point where I'm still deciding if I'm drunk or not, of course I am, but my brain isn't sure yet.
So I'm arguing back and forth, waiting to fall back into my bed and sleep all day tomorrow
Well the first reason is because when I first came on to /b there was this thread about how anime sucks so I brigaded it with anime pics
second, I like anime
third, I have a lot of pics saved I'm just posting these to stay consistent with the thread
fourth, trying to bump the thread. I heard once that pictures help bump better then just text
fifth, and this is going to sound massively stupid but, it helps with my social anxiety (yes I even have it for an online user forum)
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pic bump
>social anxiety
You ain't the only one, man. I get you.
pretty comfy thread I'd say
let's clink those metaphorical glasses
if you have anxiety posting on Sup Forums youre broken, also bump with something other than anime
why is this saved as gif
where are you bob, i got more mix
also who else fucking hates when they have to plug in their wireless headset cause it needs to charge and the cord occasionally falls out and you have to plug it back in and sometimes you have to take your headset off just to put it in correctly ... BAH HUMBUG
im pretty darn high on heroin
*clink*
dude i took some heroin aka painkillers and i got the heroin nod, its horrible.... how do you enjoy that shit
cause i was drunk and had 1g coke 1 day ago
I am
that doesnt mean anything start drinking or delete your post this is our thread
dubs of truth
1a) You think I don't realize that? But I had a fucked childhood what can I say man? I usually hide it pretty well tho, plus the images help
1b) I can bump with whatever I darn well please mister
2) I don't know, take that up with Homer
3) Bob is continuing the night of fun
more "drunk/faded" bob rectangle pants, sorry about your childhood man, how many orbits have you survived? 24 here
did you get the euphoria? how much did you take and what was it
Also bumping with more anime cause you can't tell me wat to do
I'm actually also 24 as well
sometimes I get caught up with the captcha and forget to post the image
PS: I hate the Sup Forums captcha's, it doesn't even keep bots out so what's the point?
I could really go for some nachos right now
well ive taken lsd so the painkillers just felt horrible, not sure what i was but i know it was good pain killers, i literally was nodding and while i was i just kept asking for it to be over, i mean 1 pill is fine to not feel pain but fuck dude when you start the nod its horrible i never want to feel that again. maybe its because i did lsd so i know how bad opiods are... i would recommend getting off heroin man, dont be drunk like me it kills you like heroin but fuck man heroin is bad
oh shit nigga id love me some nachos, i call it the drunkies, better known as munchies for weed smokers, fun fact there are proven studies that show when youre drunk your brain goes into like starvation mode, which is why you can eat and eat and eat.... on the opposite, weed turns off the "youre full" thing in your brain, which is why you keep munchin... why am i talking knowledge fuck time to drink some more
That makes sense, I usually end up paying for it later in the morning though! It would be so worth it right now
the point is to pay to not have them also google aka skynet want AI to be perfect so we solve them to help the equations work out.... post like 3 robert s. pants, helps me feel not alone
You guys have got a long way to go yet...and it doesn't get easier. All you do is learn how to survive.
im in a good state, 2 drinks in so not hungry at all but man i wouldnt mind some taco bell after another drink or so.... also the shit i said is true, look it up