/cum/ Canada US Mexico

rock the casbah edition

Fuck Drumpf and fuck white people

First

Has anyone wondered how awesome it must have been to be a man in post-WW2 USSR? The gender imbalance was so pervasive that women must have been attacking men for attention

this of course is not some vicarious thing I imagine while I'm hugging my pillow at night to make up for being alone

shoulda worn a helmet

sure! what state are you in

>tfw no Cucks County bf

y-you wouldn't like me irl. i am not as beautiful as my posts lead you to believe

You don't know that qt

b-but the other general is destroying us as we speak. our thing here won't last forever. this is a ride that is a stop away from its final stop one stop away.

>tfw I'll never have a Sup Forums bf

qt

you and me conway county
we can make our bonnie and clyde stand here in this thread
the finn wants us to assimilate into his thread? forget that! stay with me! here! only the mods can take us down!

why cant you autists pick a thread

Went to a lake and sat there until it got dark buds

first thread: finn pizza and indirect brit-style posting

this thread: sweet man-on-man love with a hint of desperation as the jannies close in

have any of you ever met a girl from your state on Sup Forums? did you go on a date?

>meeting people from Sup Forums in real life
Don't do this

that actually sounds really nice bud

why not

It was. Thankfully the mosquitos fucked off

is this the real thread

yeah don't fall for finnish deceptions (or any of my prior posts in this thread)

MUH LAAAYGS

There's a reason why we're here

saw some stuff like that when I worked in a hospital. least he doesn't have bugs.

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lol

bitch ima live off a lick

The worst is those meth heads who shoot shit into their perineum

Is it seriously that weird? I make small talk to people all the time. Only people who aren't receptive are 90% of women and people from San Fran

kek

>90% of women
lmao

oh heh I mean actual insects that find haven in fat folds

>The worst is those meth heads who shoot shit into their perineum

starting to drink
james is the person i aspire to be

nigga's bursting at the sides

Do the nurses talk shit about how much it sucks to bathe the lardasses?

>Is it seriously that weird?
Euros think it's fake because they're too autistic to realize that people might just want to be friendly with strangers

Yeah. Sometimes it gets infected and tunnels a foot into their abdomen

boys, you are not going to believe what I just masturbated to

Nope, that's the ICU's job. I was ER. Worst we had to do is bedpans and wipe their butts (and take care of the insects in their fat folds)

Nurses are pretty immune to stuff. One time a guy came in with a huge gash from a car crash. He was on painkillers and while I was cleaning the cut, a nurse came up and said, "HEY CHECK THIS OUT" and opened the cut a bit to show me his skull. they don't give a fuck

Traps

You aren't going to become the next Calgary, are you?

>at least 3.75 more years of listening to my family complain about Trump
he's not our fucking president

>Finn tells me never to use his anime reaction pics here
>Use them anyway

kek

what happened to him

I don't understand this anime that Sup Forums likes. It's like just little kids, which is sort of weird. Ya know?

Why not post like cool anime, like ghost in the shell

>his """country""" doesn't treat its elections like a sports season
Why do they care in the first place

Someone said he's an alcoholic Injun, idk

Because moeshit has better reaction images

Stop posting pedo images

Consider this: Presidential debates but with sports announcers

I still can't conceive of a girl ever getting wet or masturbating to me even though I'm 100% sure it's happened at least once.

They watch Colbert a lot because there isn't really any quality Canadian television

>Package stuck in customs
>Wont ship this weekend because customs dont open in weekends
>Its on a city 20Km away
>mfw

I know it has a few times for me.
I LEGITIMATELY cannot see what she saw in me.
Absolutely mad, I tell you.

the vf vroke up with me vros what do i do

my favorite commentator on news

rawr :3

am not an injun so im safe

Feel the same way. Just can't imagine my slight chub and baby face will be that attractive

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Unironically fake news

>They watch Colbert a lot
Disgusting

That banjo has no strings on it
dumb fucking fairy lmao

women like men
really gay

Where the Mexicans at?

o-okay fine. this is my other favorite choice

hey son, would you kindly beat my fucking head in with this golf club? thanks

>letterkenny isn't quality canadian television
I remember watching some quebecois show once it was ok

>not paying at least 40 bucks for a decent polo

alright daddy

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saved it in a pic buds : ))

i am going to vore cirno

i am going to vore this canadian with my benis

I have no one to drink with.
Does that mean I am not entitled to my share of the poison?
Men my age drink until they die.
I drink far less, therefore I am better than them

penis vore is really icky

>dad got in a car accident
>have to drive an hour to go pick him up
>need to drag my mom along too so i can carpool
what a great start to the weekend
wew
w e w
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sorry to hear that
is he okay?

have an embarrassing prob lads

after I poo in the loo my butt hole leaks slime for a few hours so unless I wedge a piece of tissue in there I will get severe poopy ass

don't know where 2turn

Why does it feel like life is just waiting for shit to happen
people say to be proactive but there's nothing to be proactive about right this minute, unless I go rob a bank or something, but then that's rather counterintuitive considering the consequences

dad was tokyo drifting with the koreans again wasn't he

underrated post

>Euros are THIS autistic
Gonna be glad when we stop paying for their defense

>need to drag my mom along too so i can carpool
lol, carpool lanes

Something Wrong
I Hold My Head
Club Penguin Gone
A Nigga Dead

yea hes fine, got hit from the rear in traffic
but he bullshits all the time and apparently the car isn't in running condition so idk

Little brother is out with his gf

>benis vore
>icky
but what about voreing benises?

What the fuck are you eating?

Also, try a tampon.

f

honestly feel the same. I'm going to be tied down by school for years and then I'm going to finally have time when I'm in my late 20s, and by that time my senpai is gonna glare at me for not finding a waifu. just feels like i'm missing out but here in the sticks there isn't much to do. I just look at people like artists and even though they are struggling 110% of the time at least they are more alive in some sense

On a similar subject
My butt gets a bit poopy after a fart sometimes and then I have to wipe it up
Is this normal?

good to hear. drive safe

I'm at the hotel with my family now buds, what should I do other than interacting with my waaay younger brother and my parents.

club penguin rewritten

Eat better and start working out

Where are you going to school at? I almost went to school in Pennsylvania

>browsing Sup Forums instead of interacting with your family when they are in the same room as you

go hit up the pool. best part of staying a hotel

doing this right now
in my defense, they're watching TV

Fuck family, I didn't choose this life

Tropical diseases are so fucked up