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That feel when pencildick (edition)

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*do the does*

6 and 5.3 here

Pirate scumbags

youtube.com/watch?v=5h_4SCQuIcc

i dont understand the word longshoreman. shouldnt it just be shoreman?

nuke the east coast

thailad ever fucked a ladyman

10x4 here
its like a long floppy noodle

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The feel when you can't go outside because you're penis is too small in flaccid state.

>thainigger and his homo friend likes pjw
what a shock

No one cares, you fucking boring gimpy little paedophile.

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4x10 here
its like a coke can

>shoes on the top shelf

thats what the fucking drawers are for

iktf. solid 6" and well proportioned when erect but tiny when soft

>tfw 4 inch pencil dick Anglo

'magine bein' such a yunkar you say "alri"

Yeah aka grower penis.

'g 'n 'o 'e 's, 'e 't 'g?

then perth would be the only white stronghold in a sea of abos

*dabs*

8-8.5x7 myself.

Thailad, my gf is chubby, has small tits and is mental.

Discuss the state of me

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corentto

'o

The guy who wrote the first 59 episodes of the Simpsons was a reclusive shut-in who never made a dime off of it.

Why are all the greatest geniuses the loneliest people?

>nag thailad for weeks to do a stream
>now i'm not even watching it

Need to stop posting about my gf tb h, Thailad is putting it together

didn't think there were anyway perthmen on /brit/

interesting

dumb aussie frogposter

haha same, I have a gf

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>first love breaks my heart
>we communicated by email
>decide never to speak to her again without warning
>every month torture myself by considering opening than inbox to see what she left me
>don't know if I'd be mad that it was empty, or full of angry ranting, or 'I miss you' emails
>still ain't opened it

No idea what to do x

thailad do a stream

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thanks god i don't waste my time with them

Shan't

The greatest geniuses get 0 recognition.

>mfw my post started all that

well atleast you're not a manlet, right?

My posts are actually in that lel.

>tfw B

Almost A but not quite. Any books for this feel?

day 7: had a shave so can't tell

Brave New World
>Alpha children wear grey. They work much harder than we do, because they're so frightfully clever. I'm really awfully glad I'm a Beta, because I don't work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid. They all wear green, and Delta children wear khaki. Oh no, I don't want to play with Delta children. And Epsilons are still worse. They're too stupid to be able to read or write. Besides they wear black, which is such a beastly colour. I'm so glad I'm a Beta.

The genius is oftentimes alone, and hardly ever recognised.

Take a genius, take the world; the two are strangers.

is this about thailad

Geniuosity is estranged from the mundane.

really made me appreciate being a beta

>fridge

>this fucking thread

desuarchive.org/int/thread/72537524/#72539329

is that his sister or mum?

>Tfw 8 inch fatty


Feels good to be Anglo and not some subhuman mick

There's a thread on the Reddit front-page about how the guy who wrote the first few seasons of the Simpsons was a shut-in with no friends.

It just had me thinking about the state of genius.

>be me
>swimming pool
>fellow shredded man american neighbor
>he wants to small talk the american
>"heya how is it going?"
>"fine and you?"
>"I'm alright"
>that's what americans call small talk
>completely uninspired and mechanical instead of letting converqations develop organically or no conversation at all
>never talkibg to a north-american person ever again

Ivanka, definitely. During the inauguration she was trying to get him to talk to a girl is age and he just spilled spaghetti everywhere

good to see we have one honest person in here

virus do not click

73032594
not an autist after all

where is the April so-called fool?

>tfw too genius to get mail

khaosodenglish.com/news/2017/04/01/90-day-reporting-scrapped-expats/
Ayy have you seen this thailad?
>BANGKOK — Mandatory 90-day reporting for foreigners will be rescinded next week, the immigration bureau announced Saturday.

>The surprise announcement was made by bureau director Vorayuth Petnoi, who said forcing foreign residents to submit themselves and their personal information to the authorities four times every year was backward and serves no discernible purpose.

the nigger nigs at nignight

>tfw shredded

Stupidity is spread so far and wide, but brilliance is but a glimmer in the patchwork of the human collective. Sad.

oh holy shit, no ..

So I don't have to report next month?

I wish bitter lefties would leave Barron Trump alone. He did nothing wrong, he's just a 10 year old kid.

Yes! It's awesome

ghost in the shell movie was alright, would recommend

bloody open door immigration

oh wait.. it's April fools. -_-

Racist

my sister tried to get me to watch the anime about 10 years ago and i declined, missed my chance to be a snob about it

*pinches you*
*punches you*
First of the month!!!

garfuck the cat

reckon he'll grow up to be one of those fucked up child celebrities everyone feels sorry for like macaulay culkin and jake lloyd

she never smiles
she constantly looks as though she's waiting for a suicide bomber to reveal himself

garcunt

>10 years old
>6 foot

Trump has definitely been slipping growth hormone into his brekkie

>ah yes opening your little copy of the photoshop software with your little fingers and spending a substantial amount of time disfiguring me while giggling like a schoolgirl
>pic related the unstoppable war machine that I humbly call 'the body' btw

>tfw length and girth arent enjoyable

Donald will be impeached for our sins but Barron will be declared the First Citizen of the USA, dictator for life

They took scenes and elements from the first season, 2nd Gig and the animated movie

They tied it in for normies well enough, but if you actually like the series, you'll notice the little things are plentiful. I thought it wasn't gonna be very existential, but it was moderately so.

Well, /brit/, is he right?

FOY

Shit

mental how people were calling for impeachment literally 5 seconds after his inauguration despite him never doing anything wrong

mccauley culkin was probably raped a load by those hollywood pedos

yes

aka white man penis

nigger

got quite excited for a minute. I should have known it was too sensible for the immigration department.

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you look at a lot of white mens dicks?

this guy is a fucking terrorist

He's clearly not 6 foot.

For context, it's a protestor in Chicago 1943. Black men could serve in the US military, but a lot of companies still refused to hire blacks.

So a Blackman could go to war and die for his country, but in his country was deemed unfit to be a milkman.