/asean/

*tips hijab* edition

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You have to go back

pertamax

For me, its April.

cucks

How big is her dick?

Remove Laos

Remove Viet Cong

I need to cum

Its big enough :3

you have all the girls you could want ITT to relieve yourself with,who will it be?

Myanmar is the future!

Hey guys remember 13 May? Good times, good times

I want to save Laos.

Malaly translation when?
Also go watch SAO

Sadly, Bakahime prefers bulls' cocks and grasses.

I want to nuke Laos.

Why do you hate Laos, Malayfag?

And I want to get laid.

e-eh di,p-putang ina mo

You'll be punished by your government desu.

Sup Lama, how's the weather?

I pick all of you. I want to cum inside all of you cuties :3

Windy season just started desu.

I would be honored,please use me

we're just teasing you. Its not everyday we got a female(male) autist as dedicated as you [spoiler]faggot[/spoiler]

How's the weather in your country desu?

Yes. Now let me inside

summer

fuck your flag

Guess you're simply playing April Fools pranks on me.

No desu

Literally what. Not worth remembering. New date for chink nass deportation is on 15 April 2017.

Must be nice living in heights.

It's occasionally raining somehow, even though it should be hell-like summer.

which hole would you like to use?

unpredictable, mostly shit.

I had a night out with the Nepalese society a couple of days ago celebrating their New Year. We all got really shitfaced and they had amazing traditional dance.

Let's start with your mouth sucking me off while I gently stroke your hair

Why waste money on deporting when we can just turn them into fertilizers?

It's the exact opposite actually. In Indonesia, they have a government sponsored program to make sure every single guy lost their virginity by the latest age of 15, by sending a government trained prostitute to be fucked by all the single guys in that particular village. Sounds weird but this is actually to give them a proper education on safe sex.

youtube.com/watch?v=-gQOYUWkV4o

Nep-chan

Y- yeah, maybe you can s-suck my dick, as a prank of course haha. It'll be hilarious haha

It's a load of crap, but will I wholeheartedly approve this government program providing that I get the first turn.

NAME???

I hope my body is to your liking

It is. I want to lick every inch of you

(a night sky full of cries
hearts filled with lies
the contract--is it worth the price?
a soul pledged to the darkness
now I've LAOS it, I know I can kill
the truth is just beyond the Gate)

Students in some poor Southeast Asian countries need to learn safe sex education as a prevention against sex-related illnesses such as HIV/AIDS

Abstinence is the best protection

then what are you waiting for?
I know I can't any longer

Tell that to tagalogs
since tagalogs are poor and stupid, the only hobby they know is fucking which results to being poor.
look at our capital full of tagalogs/slum

I am going to tease you until you cannot hold it anymore

I wish there was a proper second season

Indonesia is in dogs
Philippines is a silly penis
Malaysia is ling
Cambodia is cummed
Brunei is bruh
Laos is lost
Burma is poor
Singapore is racism
Thailand is trapped
Vietnam is a cong

Ching chong nice trips baguette

chinadigitaltimes.net/2017/03/sex-education-textbooks-spark-controversy/

Is this a collection of puns?

that's too mean,I thought you wanted to relieve yourself

>Burma is poor
>Singapore is racism

...

This alphabetical is below
Brunei is bruh
Cambodia is cummed
Indonesia is inbred
Laos is lost
Malaysia is malicious
Myanmar is mine
Philippines is a penis
Singapore is shit
Thailand is trapped
Vietnam is a vermin

Bru Nye the sharia guy

ora iso turu kuwi bocah bengine

Step up!

Like this guy

DUBS decide my dinner tonight. No obscure shit is allowed.

Pagpag

Nazi Goering

Just salt on rice

peler sapi

Name a symbolic national animal for each of all 10 countries.
Since Laos is the least popular, I will mention elephants.

reroll

Kontol negro

What restaurant is an equivalent to Jollibee in your cunt?

Mine is Quick (just burgers) and Flunch (food in general)

The Philippine eagle, best bird.

This majestic creature represents all of SEA and Asia in general
truly the apotheosis of iconic animals

Hello?

Jolibee

...

Hi Burma guy.

Underrated post.

stop teasing
this is supposed to be for you but I'm the one who wants to finish

It's still chaitra aka December in here 2 weeks more to go for new year.desu.Seems like you celebrated bikaram sambat new year desu.So did you tried rakshi?

You have to hold it in for me

chuu~

New boards, lads
>>>/mo/
>>>/can/
>>>/fap/

Tell me, /asean/, why is your country poor?

Is your country's economic freedom good besides growth?

Tell that to bisayans
since bisayans are poor and stupid, the only hobby they know is fucking which results to being poor.
look at our capital full of bisayan/slum

I can't believe what is happening in Laos!

Pak polisi, passpor gue nggak ada kok. Karir. Imigresen!

Explain desu

Absolute scenes in Laos right now

Due to cuts in government funding for the arts and our spring break trip to mootxico, we've had to combine a few boards. Try and make some new friends!

best way to find a qt /asean/ guy to fuck in the uk?

If we are rich everyone will flood us, poverty for eternity screw developed status.

LEL, what the fuck did NippMoot do to be desperate enough to combine some boards?

philstar.com/cebu-news/2016/05/12/1582454/hiv-aids-cases-highest-cebu-city

Cebu bisayans girls are just culturally slutty and dumb

April fools

test

april fools duh

Bakahime is a faggot twink, he'll be glad to suck some dicks for free.