/brit/

hows /gf2017/ going edition

oi can you just fuck off asking this already?
cunt, brings my mood right down

What kind of gf could I attain with this collection?

fascism has failed every time

LOL

>gf2017

not well in the slightest

>paddies think maoris and tongans are the same people

it's never really been tried

is that some reddit post?

If any Maoris or Tongans want a fucking go come to the construction site on the Gold Coast in six months til I spark you out to fuck

YUAPPP YA BOY YA

SARAH

FUCKING

SNYDER

who upset you m8

No, it's my vinyl collection

a dead one

I wanna smash my secretary

sheed

a thick one who "wants to be a photographer" and really likes tarantino.

Rate my collection and AMA

very cute how she tries to pretend she's not a stick insect

Well """""your"""" collection seems like you just found Sup Forums a few months ago.

>spot the queer.jpg

lads.

is this fucking Tumblr or something? Fucking christ fuck off.

th gf

Wouldn't mind emptying every last drop into your eyes and then throwing a match at your retinas

Mark Schwarzer is on my TV right now

Australia mentioned

>ah yes I want to smell like poo and sweat because hurrr I'm an alpha man haha

alri? can i ask what your thoughts are on this character?

Thinking of learning German.

...

where

Cut it on half. it's black in the middle.

buy some adult clothing

I only come back to /brit/ when I'm ill and housebound. Pic related.

thinking
thanks

Good post.

fuck off kraut

black?

What's your PROBLEM cunt?

>those shoes
>that virgin stance
sort it out

my brother's ex's friend served him once and said he was a stuck up cunt

the migrants aren't terrorists.

By definition, they're the ones running from terrorists

ah yes Reddit

i wonder what yoshi's eggs smell like haha

poor gimmick

Why yes I would rather live in an economic shit heap than have a few foreigners about. Some things are more important than the economy stupid!

Not a racist, but brown people have inferior culture.

Does /brit/ still like hips?

I will be posting all day and will NOT go out on this sunny weekend day.

April 1st.

Lots of reddit in this thread, really sad to see

this place used to be enjoyable

Yes, it's like some black crystalline material.

go wear your sketchers, scummy little tramp

9AM: wake up
9.15AM: breakfast, sauasage sarnie
9.30AM: weed time
10.00AM: more weed, staying baked
11.00AM: I've smoked an ounce of purple haze at this point
12.00AM: snort a yoke
1.00PM: make lunch wired off my nut
2.00PM: finish off my pouch of amble thief
3.00PM: Blunts
4.00PM: spray deodorant into a towel and wrap it around my face
5.00PM: Have a nagin
6.00PM-???: black out

What do you think lads? Do you rate it?

that sounds like a funny joke haha i might do it too!!!

Lads I just bought flights to America

What are your thoughts? Questions?

>weed
r u black

We need a proper British general for British lads. These fucking foreigners only come on here to shitpost then fuck off to their own generals to actually discuss things.

Gf just posted our private chat to Reddit.

If you value economy over culture, just move to a rich country

it's like the dopey little kid that used to follow your friends group around on the playground

they want so desperately to be included and to fit in but nobody's having it

if your hand's as big as your face you've got cancer

My money was thinner than Sean Paul goatee hair
Now Jean Paul Gautier cologne fill the air

Weed is for niggers

grow up

What's a yoke

My thoughts are that you're a boring cunt that should fuck off back to facebook.

I'm Tongan, oath cunt

Shall be doing this asap.

not today

>sketchers
i dont wear childrens clothes because im not you

Are you thick?

who?

Fuck you, despise that "gimmick"

...

the STATE of those bootcuts

howling

>"you wear trainers? haha child xD"

Alright marfan mate what's happening

lads, im not a raging bender...

APRIL FOOLS!

>im here for the interview

He was actually the loser though, the other guy got done for steroids so it was overturned

>being THIS insecure about your children's clothes and virgin stance
have a word

alri Reddit

Reddit has really good memes.

asstr's search hasn't worked for months

i remember the days when these kinds of memes weren't considered cancer

reminder all of Britain used to look like the cotswolds and bath

That's an egg

i always thought they were cringeworthy but the fellow members of funnyjunk kept thumbs upping them to the top

surfing the web

Saw a vagina on the internet.

Threw up a little.

BBC employ a lot of scousers and give them loads of coverage yet pretend brummies don't exist

Might write to ofcom

>m-maybe if I keep saying the virgin stance meme i saw the other day someone will laugh

...

It has an rfid chip inside it

ah yes, funnyjunk

used to be semi-famous there

Alright AussieLADS??? What's happnin???

Any of you absolute LADs up for housing an Irish miscreant for a few months? We can be proper mates and have a beer and sniff pingas and banter one another the likes of which you never got to do with your father, sound good? (Yes!)

Alright you fucking drongos, oath cunt, AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI

Should I choose seats upstairs or downstairs on my flight?

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>m-maybe if I keep Redditspacing people will care about my posts

I love her