The British dream edition
/brit/
Why are there no trees
>mfw he does a brit too early
How do I stop wanking? I had like 6 wanks yesterday which refrained me from getting anything done and I'm fast approaching my first wank of today but I need some support to hold back from you lads xxx
rememeber coming home from a holiday in australia
and literally breaking down into tears at how shit the uk's aesthetics are.
Think about Ed Miliband when you think you're going to wank.
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friend did too much xanax and alcohol last night and jumped on the stage and got tackled and fucked up lmao
britain used to be one of the most beautiful countries in the world
>tfw under 120 lbs
>How do I stop wanking? I had like 6 wanks yesterday which refrained me from getting anything done and I'm fast approaching my first wank of today but I need some support to hold back from you lads xxx
Put a picture of your nan next to your PC
Who gives a shite, hope the little mong broke his neck
Looks depressing as fuck.
Gimmick idea:
Post about something that's annoying but ultimately an inconvenience at best, followed by "broken Britain at it's worst"
The most angry people about these pictures are the poor cunts that actually live in these shitholes. Disgusting places like Slough.
What you've got to do is stop crying about it, work hard and move to a nice area.
The best thing you can do is go to Uni, if you weren't retarded and picked a proper degree you can most likely stay in the area you moved for your course.
I went from shithole Luton seeing nothing but pakis every day and now live in a small village in Dover, my mental health has improved greatly as a result.
have never laughed at a single joke by "Internet Comment Etiquette"
Failsworth has some trees
Christ, what a fucking unfunny post.
soooo off my tits on mdma lads x)
narwhal bacon!!
girl next door has been counting from 1 to 16 for the past 2 hours, over and over
if you've been to other countries you would know that there's shitholes everywhere and nice places all around as well. Britain actually has a lot of very nice architecture and suburbia, cherrypicked picture arguments annoy me to no end 2bh
really want to fuck off abroad.
the UK is too shit.
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ah yes britain
You've failed to refrain me from wanking, so come join me lads
16 is the age of consent so she's probably subtly asking for to come round for a root
most of the UK is not very nice
anywhere that is remotely nice requires you to be a quadrillionaire just to step foot in.
That looks pretty nice.
Shame there's people parking in the street though
And Sturgeon's a funnier character than we've done before, so if we get her to work...
>it's a Britain does some self loathing episode again
change the fucking record lads
>Hm loads of my country is ugly but that's ok because I live in my middle-class bubble in London where everything looks great
Never heard of anyone here having sex with a 16 year old, not even in the news
just coughed this up pretty sure im dying
blame the capitalist class
>that one kid in school who knew way too much about guns and war
Hope that wasn't you!
>95% white in the centre
Name some nice areas
*looks at communist architecture*
ah yes
>send religious fanatics, criminals and more irish away
>they end up living a better life than they would have if they stayed
REALLY makes me ponder
It was commie Labour that caused all that.
*cherrypicks image*
haha, that'll show them
Never reply to my posts again
yes
though usually it's just people who want to keep their front gardens rather than turn them into a driveway
>use your enemy;s weapons against them
brilliant!
>poor places and cheaper houses are less nice than richer or even middle class places
you're a genius lad. we should just have mansions for everyone 2bh
>just got tipped £5
wtf I love yanks now!
yeah it was me haha
i loved the history channel when it was actually history
got in trouble one time for making a swastika armband out of paper and a staple and goose stepping in year 4 i think
putting the normoes in the bin
HOWLING
shouldn't have wanked again
can feel the emptiness of my balls
reducing costs with cheap materials and cutting projects half way through is part of the profit incentive of the capitalist class
Average middle class house in england
>Britain isn't mostly shit, its just cherrypicking
the state of you.
>without earning over >150k a year you're confined to dreariness
that's exactly the point.
if you're like a middle class person in say america you're likely to live in nicer surroundings.
Irish catholics faced intense officially sanctioned discrimination in the early decades here and then for decades afterwards unofficially
wish we could go back to that time
Parts of London, York, Edinburgh, Bath, Harrogate, lots of countryside, Whitby, Scarborough, half of Bristol, loads of market towns, some of Oxford/Cambridge, Truro, Lancaster
How many have you done today?
Buckinghamshire
Oxfordshire
Berkshire
Most of the Home Counties desu
Cornwall
Large swathes of Scotland
Outer Hebrides (all)
Kent (certain areas such as Canterbury)
Any town/city with an ancient university
Cumbria
Northamptonshire (not the towns)
Any small village
christ
>these unironically go for 300k if not more
You can't hold a good Irishman down, not by law silly little Aussie :))
screeching
the average Surrey road
how come every city in te uk looks identical?
i could have swore this was round near where i went to school
Is this a nice area? I think it is nice
Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius... Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius... Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius... Ohhhhh Doctor Zaius (Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius)
Same
you live in Surrey lad?
Meet me outside rubix
selfridges in birmingham
green metal fence and concrete panel fence are all the same
>have to be a billionaire to live here
>have to be a high school teacher to live in the yank equivalent
now do you get the point?
same country so the government has the same procedures and regulations
small country so don't have to change it for climate or environment
its ok
there's no way his hair was that nice
HIS HAIR IS OVERREACTING
Is Twinnings a good tea brand? want to try some tea desu
Can someone explain why we have such expensive housing? When it's so cheap in other countries?
What can we do to solve this?
that's not an exaggeration at all is it then. Purchasing power for the middle class in this country is equal to that of other countries like the U.S. If you're at all picky and maybe even have some semblance of intelligence you can pick and choose an actually nice house on your middle class wage and still have enough for a car on finance left over.
>Surrey
>rubix
got to be a special kind of mong to go to Guildford Uni.
very overcrowded
Why would you want to continue the oppression of Irish Catholics? Really don't comprehend where all this Irish hate comes from sometimes 2bh
its pronounced twineings instead of twinnings for some reason
land shortage
banks allow larger loans
and the planning committees are in cahoots with the banks and the council and the housing companies to keep prices up because they're greedy
Get some Lipton black tea, pop it in some piping hot water with a few teaspoons of sugar and a splash of milk and you're good to go
standard-tier
Get some loose leaf from fortnum and masons
zero fucking privacy between neighbors
land tax
women shouldn't be allowed in politics
>buy nice car
>gets keyed on the first day
>nicked on the second
ah hm ys
something to do with pakis and polish people, absolutely nothing to do with home-owners denying all planning applications for new housing.
Listening to DnB lads
planning restriction
population growth
people buying houses to let
if you werea baby boomer
your houses are fucking ugly
Ill try that, that actually sounds pretty good thanks bud
Broken Britain
surrounded by normies lads
How do you rate this road though lads?
fuck off
Surely if we allowed development on the greenbelt we would fuck the country up?