Fried fish with a side of french fries and some mayo ed.
/brit/
maisie
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yanks are a different species
dara
Naw
sue
that monkey brain in us just wants that fucking belt, it's crazy. There was a study done at a university, academic studies, that when given a belt. Like if I gave them the belt in wearing right now, chimp colonies will form weight classes and compete in chess matches with dire physical consequences just to keep it. The most bad ass mother fucking chimp in the colony will receive a currency, Im not sure what the currency is. Jamie look that up, its probably bananas, but that currency will outweigh the importance of the belt, and eventually the most bad ass chimp will only fight the chimps with the most bananas, this is all true. Did you guys see that video of the guy getting hit by a train?
cringe
cara jocelyn delevingne
what was it called when your mate kneeled behind someone and you pushed them over
think this one might be more consistent
animaisie?
listening to the golden filter lads
doubt you've ever heard of them
>good at maths
>hate reading too much
>chose Law
The absolute state of me
>french fries
>mayo
Get out
tabletop
haha remember doing that on the field at lunch all the time
ahahaahah good banter
British people. Do you binge drink on the weekends?
Yes
what did you call it when you all tried to piss into the sinks in the toilets at school?
we always did this and it became so infamous the janitors joined in
Binge drinking right now
Three words
The
Phantom
Shitter
reddit.com
add a little uk flag to the corner of argentina
Americans, what are your thoughts on your national boxing hero Oscar de la Hoya?
>of course I don't eat my fish and chips with tartar sauce, sirrah
I remember
me asking out the oneitis
youtube.com
Fuck off king
only got debagged once
beat the shit out of the guy who did it
broke his nose and knocked a few teeth out
nobody messed with me after that
American
German
Am I being bamboozled?
>tfw no /brit/ bf
bash the fash
*knocks your elbow as you're writing*
There are no British people in these threads. It's just a post-modern art thing.
I binge drink on Fridays and casually drink on Saturdays. On Sundays, I finally get my appetite back and eat a shitload of food.
tartar sauce is fucking vile
usually fridays
kek
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youtube.com
Modern Art well and truly BTFO once again
pleb
APRIL FOOLS MATES
converting to judaism = good
Post your belly button x
>it's a "pjw still thinks all modern art is just that one silly bit of art that most people dislike" episode
he's boring now
didn't really have a name for it
remember doing it loads tho
Searched it on Spotify
Apparently I've listened to it before, listening to Favourite Things now and I'm NOT liking to be desu
havent wanked since wednesday and don't really feel like doing one now
think i have broken myself
no need to brag about it
can't even have fish without tartar
bitchleaf
twitter.com
makes you think
youre just getting older, happens to all of us.
>he still watches Paul Joseph Watson
He's a fruitcake who never leaves his house cos he's paranoid that he's going to get beheaded by a rasheed
>all modern art is just that one silly bit of art that most people dislike
Ah yes
*enter any modern art gallery in the world*
*its full of that shittty 'one silly part bit'*
shan't be listening to retards such as yourself
it is, mostly
t. worked at Tate Modern last summer. never again.
>Tate Modern
Genuinely saw a few people howling at the stupid shit "art" in there. Joined in with them
>modern art galleries
that's not where you're going to find good art
>visit Gibraltar
>excited about easy sinorita pussy
>they're all ugly
Why did we have to pollute them with our Anglo genes lads?
>accidentally posted this in /ita/
Embarrassing
Not an argument.
honestly i liked the ceramic sunflower seeds
PJW is a master of debate and critical thinking you fucking pleb
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he's mexican you know
and he's a fucking legend
I spent £23 (twenty three pounds) on a camera, but for what
everything is pointless
what's the point
nothing matters
travelled 3 hours today to go and pay a tutor to basically do my uni assignment for me
in my final year and if i dont get 50% on this assignment ill fail so not taking any chances
fuck off yank. HATED when yanks were in there. dim loud cunts.
PITY SNAP
He's too Americanised for me.
get a grip little mopey sluts
no; women disgust me now
FOY
Anyone got a Nintendo Switch yet? Is it as shit as I think it might be?
chelseas new stadium is a masterpiece
> really confident and comfortable when speaking to my mother
> on the verge of tears everytime I have to talk to my dad
Does anyone else experience this?
I'm 21, by the way, but when I talk to my dad, I feel 13.
>french fries
What the fuck are frog fries?
fuck me please big boy
Real talk: Arabs are the worst race of all
Feel the same.
Actually didn't touch myself for about 3 weeks until today, and it felt pretty bad.
I thought they were remodeling that Battersea power plant or whatever it was?
He's not open minded enough to be taken seriously.
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still convinced its the chinese
Got a Zelda machine. It's nice, but expensive for the one game machine that it is for now.
hello pleb
good lid
bad lid
Pakis are worse, believe me. Arabs will at least smile and show some charm while they're ripping you off.
Methinks you haven't dealt with many people of either race. Arabs are the bane of the planet.
It is
what a terrible fucking opinion
watching bloopers from the (american) office again. i feel like i do this at least twice a year
londoner here, you're wrong
there are worse
bane?
Looks like a Lenin-era prison.
Philadelphia is a good city
R8 tonight's playlist m8s
I don't really like islam in general but I've had a bunch of very good m8s who were arabs and it doesn't get in the way of things
all rich cunts though
Pakis are effectively Arabs imo, plus I despise Arab slipperiness; at least with a Paki I know immediately what I'm dealing with.
*debags you and then japslaps you while your bare willy is out and then gives you the ol' farmer brown when you try to pull your munks back up*