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Fried fish with a side of french fries and some mayo ed.

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maisie

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yanks are a different species

dara

Naw

sue

that monkey brain in us just wants that fucking belt, it's crazy. There was a study done at a university, academic studies, that when given a belt. Like if I gave them the belt in wearing right now, chimp colonies will form weight classes and compete in chess matches with dire physical consequences just to keep it. The most bad ass mother fucking chimp in the colony will receive a currency, Im not sure what the currency is. Jamie look that up, its probably bananas, but that currency will outweigh the importance of the belt, and eventually the most bad ass chimp will only fight the chimps with the most bananas, this is all true. Did you guys see that video of the guy getting hit by a train?

cringe

cara jocelyn delevingne

what was it called when your mate kneeled behind someone and you pushed them over
think this one might be more consistent

animaisie?

listening to the golden filter lads

doubt you've ever heard of them

>good at maths
>hate reading too much
>chose Law
The absolute state of me

>french fries
>mayo
Get out

tabletop

haha remember doing that on the field at lunch all the time

ahahaahah good banter

British people. Do you binge drink on the weekends?

Yes

what did you call it when you all tried to piss into the sinks in the toilets at school?

we always did this and it became so infamous the janitors joined in

Binge drinking right now

Three words

The

Phantom

Shitter

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add a little uk flag to the corner of argentina

Americans, what are your thoughts on your national boxing hero Oscar de la Hoya?

>of course I don't eat my fish and chips with tartar sauce, sirrah

I remember

me asking out the oneitis
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Fuck off king

only got debagged once
beat the shit out of the guy who did it
broke his nose and knocked a few teeth out
nobody messed with me after that

American

German

Am I being bamboozled?

>tfw no /brit/ bf

bash the fash

*knocks your elbow as you're writing*

There are no British people in these threads. It's just a post-modern art thing.

I binge drink on Fridays and casually drink on Saturdays. On Sundays, I finally get my appetite back and eat a shitload of food.

choon

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tartar sauce is fucking vile

usually fridays

kek

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Modern Art well and truly BTFO once again

pleb

APRIL FOOLS MATES

converting to judaism = good

Post your belly button x

>it's a "pjw still thinks all modern art is just that one silly bit of art that most people dislike" episode

he's boring now

didn't really have a name for it
remember doing it loads tho

Searched it on Spotify
Apparently I've listened to it before, listening to Favourite Things now and I'm NOT liking to be desu

havent wanked since wednesday and don't really feel like doing one now

think i have broken myself

no need to brag about it

can't even have fish without tartar
bitchleaf

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makes you think

youre just getting older, happens to all of us.

>he still watches Paul Joseph Watson
He's a fruitcake who never leaves his house cos he's paranoid that he's going to get beheaded by a rasheed

>all modern art is just that one silly bit of art that most people dislike

Ah yes
*enter any modern art gallery in the world*
*its full of that shittty 'one silly part bit'*

shan't be listening to retards such as yourself

it is, mostly

t. worked at Tate Modern last summer. never again.

>Tate Modern

Genuinely saw a few people howling at the stupid shit "art" in there. Joined in with them

>modern art galleries

that's not where you're going to find good art

>visit Gibraltar
>excited about easy sinorita pussy
>they're all ugly
Why did we have to pollute them with our Anglo genes lads?

>accidentally posted this in /ita/
Embarrassing

Not an argument.

honestly i liked the ceramic sunflower seeds

PJW is a master of debate and critical thinking you fucking pleb

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he's mexican you know

and he's a fucking legend

I spent £23 (twenty three pounds) on a camera, but for what
everything is pointless

what's the point

nothing matters

travelled 3 hours today to go and pay a tutor to basically do my uni assignment for me

in my final year and if i dont get 50% on this assignment ill fail so not taking any chances

fuck off yank. HATED when yanks were in there. dim loud cunts.

PITY SNAP

He's too Americanised for me.

get a grip little mopey sluts

no; women disgust me now

FOY

Anyone got a Nintendo Switch yet? Is it as shit as I think it might be?

chelseas new stadium is a masterpiece

> really confident and comfortable when speaking to my mother
> on the verge of tears everytime I have to talk to my dad
Does anyone else experience this?

I'm 21, by the way, but when I talk to my dad, I feel 13.

>french fries

What the fuck are frog fries?

fuck me please big boy

Real talk: Arabs are the worst race of all

Feel the same.
Actually didn't touch myself for about 3 weeks until today, and it felt pretty bad.

I thought they were remodeling that Battersea power plant or whatever it was?

He's not open minded enough to be taken seriously.

...

still convinced its the chinese

Got a Zelda machine. It's nice, but expensive for the one game machine that it is for now.

hello pleb

good lid

bad lid

Pakis are worse, believe me. Arabs will at least smile and show some charm while they're ripping you off.

Methinks you haven't dealt with many people of either race. Arabs are the bane of the planet.

It is

what a terrible fucking opinion

watching bloopers from the (american) office again. i feel like i do this at least twice a year

londoner here, you're wrong
there are worse

bane?

Looks like a Lenin-era prison.

Philadelphia is a good city

R8 tonight's playlist m8s

I don't really like islam in general but I've had a bunch of very good m8s who were arabs and it doesn't get in the way of things

all rich cunts though

Pakis are effectively Arabs imo, plus I despise Arab slipperiness; at least with a Paki I know immediately what I'm dealing with.

*debags you and then japslaps you while your bare willy is out and then gives you the ol' farmer brown when you try to pull your munks back up*