This summer I will be travelling to roughly pic related.
I have 1 month.
Any tips or suggestions as to where I should go? Im not so interested in the meme cities, and very much enjoy pastoral European towns (though Im fine with the occasional city).
The extent of my experience in Europe is several months in Switzerland and northern Italy.
Avoid: >Amsterdam >Rotterdam >Den Haag >Utrecht >Alkmaar >Tilburg >Pretty much the whole Randstad
Go to: >Southern part of Limburg, including Maastricht >Vlissingen >Breda >Province Friesland
Owen Cook
If you've spent months in switzerland and italy you are in for a serious disappointment, the rest of europe either looks like old shit or industrial newage shit (mostly the bombed areas). Switzerland is the creme de la creme of views. Nothing in Europe comes close.
Hunter White
Prague
Jackson Harris
Don't come to Berlin, we don't want tourists
Cooper Morgan
Maastricht is actually nice to be fair but ignore this poster and go to Amsterdam or Utrecht to see a real "Dutch" city.
Juan Wood
>Amsterdam >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>real "Dutch" city Please never post this ever again. I literally feel like I'm a tourist in a different country every time I visit that shithole.
Utrecht is ok in some parts.
Logan Wood
>avoid the only worthy places of my shitty country that is holland.
Charles Wood
saying amsterdam is what our country looks like is like saying england looks like london
Henry Jackson
t. Greekshit
Gavin Ross
Stop shitposting Amsterdam is most definitely worth visiting, as is Utrecht
Ryder Gonzalez
>Im not so interested in the meme cities, and very much enjoy pastoral European towns Did you even read the OP?
Jordan Evans
>h-hey guys, avoid the biggest cities and visit the incest infested villages of the netherlands, I promise i-it is worth it!!
Jacob Ortiz
Any places in Germany I should go?
Any comfy dutch towns to visit?
Aiden Davis
Visit Hamburg.
Dominic Cooper
oh come on now. it's a beautiful city and very dutch. yes there are loads of foreigners like any european capital but i was more talking the architecture. fuck rotterdam.
Matthew Watson
Him being fine with the occasional city, based on my experience I'd say Amsterdam is one of the worthiest to pay a visit to.
Landon Cook
Try Ribe, Skagen, Dragor, Ronne, Marielyst.
Anthony Young
come to hjalteyri senpai note: must be 20-23 old enough to buy us beer but not old
Colton Peterson
Maastricht, Gulpen, Breda, Vlissingen, Gouda, Haarlem, Leiden, Sneek and Delft.
Mason Morris
Wouldn't you like France more?
David Lewis
On the List.
Whats good to do there?
Isn't beer in Iceland insanely expensive? That said, I do want to try the whale testicle beer.
Are these comfy Danish towns?
Thank you!
How much of your languages should I try to learn?
I have Decent French, and very basic German.
Thomas Young
also btw can get you coke or speed if you are into that
Owen Fisher
As a foreigner who's visited most of these places, seriously just go to Amsterdam.
Jace Phillips
Its not really worth it imo, pretty much all Dutch people speak English.
Camden Gray
>hjalteyri >population 43
Christian Davis
As a foreigner who's been to England a lot, just go to London. It represents the country really well.
Noah Nelson
Major bait. Those are the worst "dutch" cities. Bergen op zoom, Breda, Den Bosch, Maastricht en Roermond are the best.
Andrew White
Ribe, Skagen and Ronne, yes. Dragor is close to the capital and has a charming neighborhood. Idk what else to do there. Marielyst is a party town, not really anything to do other than going to the beach or party. Mons Klint is pretty close though. All these towns have less than 14k citizens while Marielyst goes from 700 to 50,000 in the summer
Carson Ramirez
>visit england, don't visit london lol Also London >>> rest of England anyway. Those places are fucking boring though.
Ryder Parker
Holland isn't a country. Thats like calling Hessen a country. Holland are two provinces.
Ian Thomas
This is exactly what I want user. Thanks
Just cause I'm from Canada doesn't mean ill like it more. Though I would like to see the wine there.
Leo Ward
if this is bait, its good bait because i'm triggered right now
Adam Phillips
>Whats good to do there? Well whatever you would want to do in Germany. The cuisine is really good, eat a currywurst and döner. We have a lot of nice sights as well. The night life is enjoyable as well. Go party with your friends or by yourself.
Juan Sullivan
I know, a lot of german people use it as a synonym. I use it to offend dutch people
Anthony Fisher
Watch the edge, son.
Alexander Morgan
Salzburg Innsbruck Wien Munich some comfy towns in Upper Bavaria Nürnberg Bamberg Regensburg Burghausen
all worth a visit
Jackson Edwards
t. Holländer
Nicholas Watson
>bavaria
Tyler Thomas
>London>rest of England. Preposterous. Absolute madman. No regard to the beauty of rural landscapes and the kindness of country folk.
Your previous comment makes sense now. Enjoy your concrete copy paste. Your sodom and gomorra. Your metaphorical pigsty. Etcetera ad infintum.
Isaiah Ross
Is Bavaria a meme? It seems ideal to me.
Cameron Cooper
>that envy
Jaxon Gomez
Absolut horrible people and boring as fuck cities. I warn you.
Benjamin Bell
lets see what states receives most tourists BY FAR?
Ryder Reyes
That's the improper way to adress me. I do not live there nor are my family from there. I'm not from the province of Holland.
Hudson Smith
You are meme anyway holländer
Lucas Ward
>states *state
t. fliegender Holländer
Christopher Johnson
Germany is rightfully Dutch clay. Your artificial country belongs to the Nassau family.
Nathaniel Gonzalez
Go to Lübeck. Pretty much a shitty city, but it has this comfy urban style because it's so small. Used to be a trade city, that is why it has some cool semi interesting architecture. The countryside around it is also cool (some small stone farm houses and nature) Overall one of my favourite citys.
Visit some castles (use google and wiki for that)
Avoid Berlin
Jaxon Price
>the only reason people go to bavaria is because of beer and oktoberfest (which is not even a good event)
Caleb Campbell
>Pretty much a shitty city why shitty? I still like it :3 But I don't think it is anything for OP as it is uneventful.
David Wood
Is Berlin that bad?
Thanks for the suggestions of smaller cities.
Any tips on Beer in Germany?
Lincoln Ross
Seriously Northern Germany is kinda shit.
The state of Tyrole alone has as many tourists as Greece
Eli Gray
copenhagen experience >airport: "beware of pickpockets" >currency exchange in central station: "beware of pickpockets" >walking tour guide: "beware of pickpockets" >sign on every third store in Stroget: "beware of pickpockets" wtf, is this denmark of romania?
Dylan Evans
Bamberg. Most beautiful place I had the benefit of visiting in Germany.
Trento and Rovereto and the whole Dolomites region had stunning views and atmosphere.
Lago di Garda was great too, but avoid it during the weekends.
Jace Hernandez
>Any tips on Beer in Germany?
Avoid the big names. A burger told me, they sell pic for 5$ a bottle, KEK
Caleb Murphy
Berlin is the most fun city in Germany. It is very eventful but the people there are tired of seeing tourists.
Adam Myers
just go to fucking bruges
Jace Collins
Some spots there are 10/10 But Bavarians are cancer (second biggest cancer are the upper class people in big citys). Bavaria itself is worth a visit, but don't say we didn't warn you about these mountain """people"""
Colton Parker
Tegernseer, Augustiner
Lincoln James
Na, welche Laus ist dir denn über die Leber gelaufen?
Ayden Rogers
I recommend you Berlin. Eat a döner with me :)))
Jonathan Torres
Northern Bavaria was very sweet for me. I was lost sometimes and people just came to help me and showed me cool beers.
Sebastian Richardson
>MY ASS HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURTS
Robert Robinson
Oh come on. I also think it's 10/10 but you have to be blind to not think Lübeck is a kinda dirty city. And this is what makes it so comfy for me.
Tyler Brooks
Buy at grocery stores?
So don't bug the locals too much?
I keep hearing Germany has good doner.
I want comfy cities.
Jason Sullivan
also don´t miss out the """French""" cities like Straßburg, Colmar etc. very comfy
Wyatt Morris
>I keep hearing Germany has good doner.
Only the Berliner Döner is a good döner.
Angel Gutierrez
as good as something for 1-2€ can be....
Jace Gutierrez
Schnauze halten. Ihr seid zwar nicht die schlimmsten aber die arrogantesten in diesem Land und das wisst ihr auch.
Liam Moore
...
Christian Martin
You dirty bavarian, you can't get a döner for 1-2 euro anymore. Most good Döner shops want 3.50 euro for a Döner which is still a great price.
Juan Allen
What did he mean by this?
Thats about what you pay for one here.
If I want real German food, what should I eat? doner is an import.
Landon Butler
Pic related is Lübeck Worth a visit
Joshua Powell
I have compiled a very extensive list of all the places in Europe worth my time. Maybe it will help you investigate some of the names pinned down there.
Cooper Cruz
Schweinsbraten in a traditional bavarian restaurant
Cooper Jones
Also visit Kölner dome. Very impressive.
Jack Turner
This is very interesting.
I like this.
Thanks user
Connor James
>doner is an import. DON'T TRIGGER ME, CANADA-BRO.
The "german"/berliner Döner is in fact not imported. It is part of the Berlin cuisine. It was "invented" by a german-turk IN BERLIN.
I'm pretty sure he's talking about traditionl German cuisine. The currywurst & sheeit :^)
Blake Brown
Don't know what the dutchies say but Elburg in netherlands is pretty cool. Very small city, almost village-like, and very comfy.
Noah Bailey
I'll share here a .docx document with all the names. The list is incomplete, since I'm still working on Italy. I have gone through this list now like 3 times trying to make it contain the best of the best for all tastes.
What have Germans been eating for hundreds of years?
What about Dutch food?
Nathaniel Long
Raw herring, stroopwafels and stamppot
Elijah Kelly
>What have Germans been eating for hundreds of years?
Potatoes and shieeeet
James Hall
Really just get to a place, enter a joint and ask "what's the most Bavarian / German / Franconian / Dutch / ect. food you have? I want that."
Jackson Sanchez
I've been to Amsterdam, and it feels like a cozy little European town with great architecture compared to places like Oslo, which is a complete eyesore in comparison.
Owen White
I will fly into Oslo.
any suggestions on places in Norway that aren't memes?
Brody Allen
I think you would come to Norway for the landscape rather than the architecture. Norway is generally commie blocks, even though we enjoy a low crime rate across the country.
If you can stand the likely horrible weather, I think western Norway would be a more interesting place to visit. Ålesund is particularly nice (though it is indeed a meme on here), and you have all the dramatic landscape across western Norway that you come to expect from the pictures you see, which do not exist in eastern Norway.
I see you're not going to northern Norway, but I'd recomment Lofoten. If that's too memey, then go to Andǿya or some nearby island in that area.
Dylan Lopez
AVOID MALMÖ AND SKÅNE IN GENERAL AT ALL COST
Aaron Johnson
Thanks Nordbro
I'll be in Stockholm. Is it safe?
I will take the train trough malmo.
Jordan Howard
Stockholm is great unless you for some reason are retarded enough to go into a mudslim suburb 50km outside the city.
The inner city, old town etc are great. If you want to see suburbs just go to Lidingö or Djurgården.
Carter Flores
If you want to see the stereotypical Norway go to Hordaland/Sogn og Fjordane. Southern Norway can also be nice. If you want to see immigrants and Generic Western City #43829, go to Oslo. Oslo has next to no history/interesting buildings, for that you need to go to Kristiania or Bergen.