These girls are walking your way
>QUICK
>Give them your best line
These girls are walking your way
>QUICK
>Give them your best line
you too
hey ladies do you wanna go and make get some have drinks at the bar?
Hey ladies is there a vet clinic near by?
because your pussies are going to need stitches after I'm done
it's 11:32
Big gulps huh? Welp see you later
AYO
*smacks lips*
AYOO
*sucks air in through teeth*
AYOO HOL UP
*grabs muh dik*
AYOO HOL UP AYOO
etc...
mmm...m-lady
>bow
I met a hot girl and she asked "How are you?" I wasn't sure whether to say 'im fine' or 'im ok', so i said im gay!
wat
I fuck man ass.
...
Pardon me ladies, could you give me the name of your gynecologist? Because I would be glad to suck his fingers.
Want dick.
I nice I give if want.
Plz hot mamma.
Mnmnmnmmmmmhmhmm
you girls want 3 inches of hot pink steel?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Your face is kinda fucked up.
Where's the tits?
...
bazinga
>Tips fedora
M'ladies
here you have to eat this whole bowl of eggs.
i got coke
Caio
DONT FORGET TO WEAR SUNSCREEN
I just stand there licking my eyebrows.
similar situation:
>be me
>retail manager
>see hot girl
>say good morning as i would to anyone else
>she says 'i have a bf'
>I say 'ME TEWWW' as i walk off gayly
hey, are you school? cause i want to shoot you full of kids
Hey sexy mamas, wanna kill all humans?
ey b0ss
can I habe pussy pls
180*
I have money.
fuck all that. I'll let them by. I know my limits.
"Hey ladies, you're all solid 9/10. And I am the one you need."
i was just shit posting a joke (hence the lack of green text), but yours is funny too; fuck bitches who 'BF block' anyone who so much as asks for directions
Hi I'm user u wanna party
bite my shiny metal ass
agreed. those narcissistic sons of bitches
Why is it that every crazy hot chick always has 3 ugly friends?
Don't say a word,
Just drop my wallet and let a bunch of $100 bills fall out. Notice just as they're walking by. Let them help me pick up all my money. Ask them if they have plans, offer them a drink as a reward for helping me pick all my money up. Go from there.
I eat ass.
ya know what I'm sayin'?
Are you ladies tripss?
Because all I see is 3's
Hello, Ms. Third Bitch. Please, would you fuck me now?
fecken lel
>chicks walk up
>"oh shit a female"
>puff out chest
>walk foward
>"I adore the way your forearms bend"
>fuck
Swoon
ever heard of Sup Forums? let me show you . . .
tits or GTFO!
good attempt user, 8/10
Me:Hey come play volleyball with me and my buddies we need 4.
Them: ok yea sure.
Me: I have no friends
bernie would've won