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The legend edition

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wtf?

DMPFT DID NOT WIN

what he doin

>tfw my father and his coworker set up a date for me and his daughter
Is this what an arranged marriage feels like?

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He's a sick man. A SICK DERANGED MAN.

Why does everyone have a therapist these days?

just realized stephen king has FAS
hmmmm

>Mexicans aren't white

nth for #Drumpf2020

He was okay, I suppose. I much rather prefer Edgar Allan Poe over this talentless hack however.

is she a qt?

Post some more music like ajj

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I don't know. I've never met her.

because we are melting our brains with internet and smartphones making us all want to fucking kill ourselves

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DON'T

CALL

>I much rather prefer Edgar Allan Poe over this talentless hack however.

lmao @ your life getting a spinster pawned off on your sociopath ass

>i-it was a joke crying-wojack.jpg

>it was a joke shill
kek

Those are men

>get a date arranged
>she's insufferable
what happens next

Because they have enough money to pay for people to help them be maximially functional psychologically

Those of us that aren't big on feelings are going to continue to just go on

>Girl I know has spent years writing some shitty fiction novel, Its getting published and shes so excited it's going on amazon

Literally nobody will ever buy it except her friends and family. I feel bad desu but not enough to buy a copy.

Hot

you marry and impregnate her and look forward to your retirement in 40 years.

I am scared of talking to girls hehe

emily

you dont arrange another date

If white people have it so good then why are there so many that are depressed?

>I feel bad desu but not enough to buy a copy.

But she's younger than me (or at least my father tells me she is).

never going to ask a girl out ever because then i can't get rejected

people i hate:
most women
most men
people who have casual sex
people who have excessive recreational sex
rich kids
wage workers
prostitutes
tobacco smokers
alcoholics
drug addicts
selfish people
loyal people
disloyal people
hedonists
happy people
divorcees who remarry
adulterers
widows/widowers who dont remarry a widow/widower
ideologues and sophists
most politicians
men with excessive libidos
people who live for others respect
people who depend on others in any way to boost their ego
atheists
gnostic theists
narcissists
vain people, especially men
people who listen to certain music to fit in with others
insecure people
violent criminals
anyone into fashion
people who dont cathartically look at gore

>put up post its all over bedroom mirror
>huge plan to get motivated and live optimally
>day 1: exercise hard, do brain training, get some novel writing done, do drugs and abandon plan

>I posted too early and fucked up my Slav roleplay
I ruined it. I had a nice story too.

I'm probably a lot of those things

>greentexting

Kill yourselves.

So you hate 99.9999999999999% of all people?

What about yourself?

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tfw actually managed to get some work done today

Is it normal to love your family only and not any one else?

You're suppose to dip the whole pizza in your dipping sauce not just the crust. People who say otherwise don't know shit about eating pizza FACT

what'd you do

that's what i do and i'm not normal so no it is not normal

>tfw I don't really love my family in the first place

>dipping pizza in sauce
k y s

BUY A COPY
We have a huge problem with pride/narcissism in today's society. People don't live up to the standards they have put in them by society, they get depressed.

this

Some uni homework
Better than normal since I usually get nothing done on Saturdays

I have only one "friend" that I hate and met at a psych ward lol.

better be garlic butter sauce your dipping

Obviously. Ranch is for fags.

what were you put in there for?

I spent a week in one myself, though have more friends I just push away

Let's be psych ward bros.

I've been using the same disposable bic razor for 5 years

ama

Garlic'sauce is so good

Please don't sexualize tomoko

masturbated so much today that i didnt cum after the 2nd time

is this what anime is all about

How's the 12th grade going

Pineapples, ketchup, and ranch all belongs on pizza.
Separately of course, but I guess you could make the case for pineapple and ranch together.

philadelphia was a mistake

>How's the 12th grade going

youtube.com/watch?v=FiHYWzuC6pc

Suicide attempts


Of course. What did they get you for?

>ketchup on pizza
die

>dipping your pizza crust in anything but marinara sauce

the only things that belongs on a pizza are: meat, cheese, pizza sauce, and grease

think ill order a pizza now

What are some good sites for downloading books and articles? Need something for a research paper

his facial expressions aren't very sincere

did you know that people who start shaving earlier are more likely to go bald?

>dipping your pizza sauce in pizza sauce

Subhuman

babies are actually cute

im 25 and have mighty beard genes. razors last forever

G A R L I C S A U C E M A S T E R R A C E

google

>crusts
>having sauce

bookzz org for books

got my first pubes when i was 9

I got real high and told my stepmom about my plan to kill myself

cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/violence-breaks-out-as-protesters-clash-in-nathan-phillips-square-1.4051336

Gonna join the Soldiers of Odin

>he doesn't get his crusted stuffed

>tfw can't blow off the arranged date because they've already made reservations at a restaurant
The place better have booze

dumb cunt

thanks qt

why is it so easy

I was a heroin addict for almost 6 years but I havent used in almost 2 years and i feel so mmuch better now and im actually quite proud of myself. just thought id blogpost that

This

Pray for america

Was it a noose, knife, pills, or jumping?

Why didn't you listen to your teachers when they told you drugs aren't cool?

>make reservations
>don't show up

>not feeling anxious and excited to breed
stop being such a fag