nigger edition
/brit/
first for /brit/
hate niggerss
both elec and software kids did hardware classes so i think its just a name
Why are black people so good at dancing?
they have no fear because any retarded movement they do will just because its own meme
Political satire
Thought they were in gimp suits at first
dunno lad but they seem to have some innate sense of rythym thats why they make such groovy music
lol that drumpfkins get mad at this pic
I don't understand that meme. Why is Acting Retarded While Black fashionable?
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need a submissive in public but dominant in bed muslim gf to batter my bollocks into a pulp while not letting anyone else see her bare skin
"pay extra to see who liked you"
fuck off with that
D-delet this!
alri celtnigger
you can see her whore forearms
cara 2bh lads
>Why is a "dad" any more special than some random person?
This might be the most edgy-leftist-teenager thing i have read today.
In Muslim communities, she's a slag
Elaborate
Don't know what to wank to
do NOT reply to german flags
Had barely had a match on the old dating apps for the last couple of weeks, but somehow I've got 7 already this morning. Not sure what's changed desu.
business idea: remove (You)'s entirely except for those who have a Sup Forums pass
8452 days of no gf
rip great hero
edgy
holy shit kill yourself already, you lonely, friendless fuck
Daily reminder that porn is bad for your sexual health
Look up
>your brain on porn
to find out more!
lystra faith
good post, americans feel far too at home in /brit/
>holy shit kill yourself already, you lonely, friendless fuck
you finally reached the bottom of the barrel
app wants me to pay to see who liked me. but they'll let me know if we liked each other, so it means either i passed on them or haven't seen them yet. not worth paying for.
rude
why did german women have babies with so many black american servicemen?
don't wank, store up your energy
Tinder? Are dating apps worth it in general?
morning lads
why did australian women have babies with so many black emus?
Thoughts?
>le porn is bad for you
Theres no difference between cumming from porn all the time and cumming from fucking all the time irl
the thought of sucking the actual curtain part makes me gag
*suck* *suck*
Gross!
>implying
i don't have a lot of control over my tongue
prefer licking the gf's arse to her fanny tbph
>he comes to /brit/ everyday because he has 0 friends irl
The idea of not having a girlfriend or friends for that matter and being so in a structural manner where I can't possible overcome it in four or more years makes me want to do a cide honestly.
Uruguay? more like u are mean
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me
>sucking the flaps
My gf fucking loves it when I suck the actual clit
I can barely stick my tongue out
thoughts on spittoons?
how do we deal with the celtic menace my germanic brothers
So what did the head chef say to the wagie assistant chef?
blame my scottish genetics for both my big head and my hairiness
was watching the burnley game yesterday and there was a lad called ben mee playing. commentator kept saying 'mee on the left'.
you mean the sue chef
Ultimately, retarded ejaculation and the symptoms of DGS may cause frustration or anxiety, but it does not have to interfere with the ability to please your partner. A man can still be an outstanding sexual partner while improving on his sensitivity-related performance issues. Through communication with a partner and determination to rewire one’s masturbatory habits, DGS can be overcome and one can return to experience heightened levels of sexual intimacy during intercourse with a partner.
literal virgin tongue ITT
Going to spend the entire day on ket
and dont call me sue
sous chef fucking retard
didnt want jargon to get in the way of the joke
SOUS you fucking gremlin
Dad's first community service went alright apparently, although he's a bit worried that everyone else there is a heavily tattooed career criminal whereas he's a timid middle-class bloke. Maybe he'll make some new friends desu.
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haa... haa...
stupid fucking newcunts
can tell shes a fattie
m'nonce
your dad sounds like a chav lol
The theory behind this goes something like this
>Men are wired to want to fuck as many women as possible and porn exposes them to numbers of beautiful women that are unrealistic in real life. This gives your brain a kick. If you get used to this, having sex with an actual woman will not give you the same stimulation, leading to all kinds of sexual health problems like penile dysfunction.
bet your dad got bummed
poof dad
*steps on your runtish body, turning your thin bones to dust beneath my boot*
How does it feel to know that your dad has definitely taken dirty, criminal penis?
Just imagining him coming home, telling you it went alright and then walking slowly to the bathroom to shit out the AIDs spunk is making me laugh.
>blocks your path
ngl it's the opposite with me
Years of masturbation and basically no female contact means that if I nofap for a few days, my gf can lie down next to me fully clothed and I will be as hard as diamonds.
Cannot wait for mummy and daddy to go out for the afternoon so i can use my toys
>dat jawline
kek
The very point that I was making in my post was that he was a misfit because he wasn't a chav.
He didn't go to prison, suspended sentence and community service. Maybe he got bummed at community service, but it seems unlikely.
yeah im pretty distraught about it
licking fanny was one of the things i always looked forward back when i thought that it would eventually happen for everyone
got a weak chin but cant even grow a beard to pass it
such is life
same but weak jaw not chin
*grabs you by the throat*
it's beatdown time
Africans are "good dancers" because they're proto-humans quipped with all the mobility gizmos of a monkey
business idea: physically destroy everything that displeases me
can't believe this knobhead couldn't see my last ditch effort to checkmate him
he had me on the ropes big time and lost
same
Got a pretty strong jaw and chin but I've grown a beard anyway
Makes me look like a right brute
foy
john smiths is the best beer
tastes absolutely glorious
just bummed this old middle class nonce when we were doing our community service haha
whats he done the naughty bugger
are you gay????
2 hour bus journey coming up desu