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Karen edition

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Are G*rmans naturally evil, or is it a cultural thing?

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I'm up t' bloody tree

Whenever I offer some chocolate to someone and there's vegans in the room I can just feel them all jizzing for me to ask them if they want any, just so they can run their humussy mouths about how milk kills cows

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*thizzle dances into /brit/*

they are descended from arabs

saw the simulacra of a nu male on the metro yesterday
messy hairs, bent glasses, feminine and chubby face, wide hips to shoulder ratio, large clothes despites being quite small physically, tote bag, acne and start of facial hair patches, doc martens, sitting like a poof, reading Georges Perec

turtle ya here bredrin

This. So. Much...

its an anglo thing to be evil but think that everyone else is
>reminder that brits wanted to stop this

keep a billhook in my room
its not for burglars though

oh that explains it, thanks

wagwan
about to step out

youtube.com/watch?v=0oDgJesMkeg&feature=youtu.be

really makes you think

more like
stealing your boy

Started habitually mumbling 'allahuakbar' under my breath

The conditioning is surfacing

Amazing edition

were they rm williams? where did you get them?

nah, if they're stealing your boy they have haircuts like pic related

bait out the biggest hardman on /brit/

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yeah
got them for a present think my parents ordered them

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What's with the shirt?
Thanks xx

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH my phimosis hurts

owie owie owie

need a bit of explanation here

are you a muslim?

lmao

phimo is such a wanker
would love to heem the cunt

aight

White as a pillow and bible in my bookshelf

But that doesn't matter

Oh shit looks like the celtic fans are in town

>wearing "boots"
poofter

*yanks back your foreskin*
*licks your cum up*

>m-mummy, is that you??

oh no lads someones broken in
better scare them off
*stomps down the stairs screaming with longsword to hand*
*burglar shits himself and leaves*
im glad im not a worthless insecure chocolate teapot who has to violently maim intruders

would love to forcibly retract phimos foreskin.

just get circumcised already

WTF is up with Andrew Neil's hair?

think i've got the 'mosis lads

it goes just further back than the urethra and doesnt hurt when im hard but doesnt really move any further back haha might just ignore it

reddit.com/place
this is pretty cool desu

morning lads
great day to learn about the chinese

I have a cricket bat for home invaders, no-one can say I'm not just keeping it to play cricket with

go on...

He wears a wig lol

fucking idiot. phimosis is completely fixable without mutilating your dick

circumcision has like no ill effects if done properly though

it makes masturbation and sex less enjoyable

not circumsized but have no idea why theres some kind of rivalry between cut and uncut people
no one knows how it feels to be on the other side

not an original idea, there was a website like 10 years ago where it was a big massive circle that anyone could go and draw on

plus the centrepiece is just shilling for android

besides the NUMBING OF YER GLANS

does it?

Thank fuck our Asians are mostly Japanese

not to mention it's on reddit so will be full 'no fun allowed' mode

*awakens to a curious cacophony downstairs*
*nose twitches*
fee fi fo fum...i smell a threat
theres but one thing to do to such a thing
the threat...*swings legs out of bed* must be neutralised
*retrieves scoped rifle from under pillow and sneaks down a few stairs to do some recon on my prey*

youtube.com/watch?v=xIq09qhSsOk

best poster

but what IS brussels, we are ALL brussels

Except for all the people who got cricumcised when they were already sexually active...

gf

less nerve endings

wew

underrated post

or the ones who were judened as younglings and miraculously grew their f'skins back as adolescents x

who the fuck gets circumcised while being sexually active

why do you keep posting this

I dont think that really is ur gf

what should i have for brekkie? nothing that requires cooking preferably x

Dick

cornetto

Just skip to lunch at this point

>brit
>Brazil OP
rasheed

irn bru and a pack of munchies

hi

someone post some spooky wikipedia articles
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hi-Fi_murders

No idea, but there are quite a few people who got a circumcision as adults

If you shoot a burglar who broke into your house, kill him and proceed to shoot your own floor afterwards, you can just claim you shot the floor as a warming and he attackers you anyway. Chances of you losing money or worse for defending your property are absolutely minimal if you do this.

two toasts with butter and a bit of cheddar

t. person who two toasts with butter and a bit of cheddar for breakfast

That doesn't really make sense t bh

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaylord_Silly

dont have a gun

nor does ur mum lmoa

most brits don't have guns

read this before, so, so grim

visibly cringed when it mentioned one lad had a biro stamped into his eardrum

>french """people"""

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lads

>choker
>nipples
she's LITERALLY asking for it

Nigel Slater is what I imagine English"men" to be like

>warming
warning*
>attackers
attacked*
Pão de queijo and milk.

now that's a cock-hungry turbowhore if I ever did see one

>He also has a very silly name.[citation needed] (March 2017)

Up to 10 matches just this morning on the dating apps. Think they must be broken desu.

*walks aggressively into thread, with a cup of tea in one hand and bacon sandwich (with ketchup leaking over the carpet, idgaf)*

Morning Lads

spambots desu

delete this

Reeeeeee stop talking to me about suicide daddy fuck off

*shags her whilst I strangle her*
*cums in her and slap her and demand that she get an abortion*

don't kill yourself now nige, alri? ahaha