Karen edition
/brit/
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Are G*rmans naturally evil, or is it a cultural thing?
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I'm up t' bloody tree
Whenever I offer some chocolate to someone and there's vegans in the room I can just feel them all jizzing for me to ask them if they want any, just so they can run their humussy mouths about how milk kills cows
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*thizzle dances into /brit/*
they are descended from arabs
saw the simulacra of a nu male on the metro yesterday
messy hairs, bent glasses, feminine and chubby face, wide hips to shoulder ratio, large clothes despites being quite small physically, tote bag, acne and start of facial hair patches, doc martens, sitting like a poof, reading Georges Perec
turtle ya here bredrin
This. So. Much...
its an anglo thing to be evil but think that everyone else is
>reminder that brits wanted to stop this
keep a billhook in my room
its not for burglars though
oh that explains it, thanks
wagwan
about to step out
youtube.com
really makes you think
more like
stealing your boy
Started habitually mumbling 'allahuakbar' under my breath
The conditioning is surfacing
Amazing edition
were they rm williams? where did you get them?
nah, if they're stealing your boy they have haircuts like pic related
bait out the biggest hardman on /brit/
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yeah
got them for a present think my parents ordered them
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What's with the shirt?
Thanks xx
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH my phimosis hurts
owie owie owie
need a bit of explanation here
are you a muslim?
lmao
phimo is such a wanker
would love to heem the cunt
aight
White as a pillow and bible in my bookshelf
But that doesn't matter
Oh shit looks like the celtic fans are in town
>wearing "boots"
poofter
*yanks back your foreskin*
*licks your cum up*
>m-mummy, is that you??
oh no lads someones broken in
better scare them off
*stomps down the stairs screaming with longsword to hand*
*burglar shits himself and leaves*
im glad im not a worthless insecure chocolate teapot who has to violently maim intruders
would love to forcibly retract phimos foreskin.
just get circumcised already
WTF is up with Andrew Neil's hair?
think i've got the 'mosis lads
it goes just further back than the urethra and doesnt hurt when im hard but doesnt really move any further back haha might just ignore it
reddit.com
this is pretty cool desu
morning lads
great day to learn about the chinese
I have a cricket bat for home invaders, no-one can say I'm not just keeping it to play cricket with
go on...
He wears a wig lol
fucking idiot. phimosis is completely fixable without mutilating your dick
circumcision has like no ill effects if done properly though
it makes masturbation and sex less enjoyable
not circumsized but have no idea why theres some kind of rivalry between cut and uncut people
no one knows how it feels to be on the other side
not an original idea, there was a website like 10 years ago where it was a big massive circle that anyone could go and draw on
plus the centrepiece is just shilling for android
besides the NUMBING OF YER GLANS
does it?
Thank fuck our Asians are mostly Japanese
not to mention it's on reddit so will be full 'no fun allowed' mode
*awakens to a curious cacophony downstairs*
*nose twitches*
fee fi fo fum...i smell a threat
theres but one thing to do to such a thing
the threat...*swings legs out of bed* must be neutralised
*retrieves scoped rifle from under pillow and sneaks down a few stairs to do some recon on my prey*
best poster
but what IS brussels, we are ALL brussels
Except for all the people who got cricumcised when they were already sexually active...
gf
less nerve endings
wew
underrated post
or the ones who were judened as younglings and miraculously grew their f'skins back as adolescents x
who the fuck gets circumcised while being sexually active
why do you keep posting this
I dont think that really is ur gf
what should i have for brekkie? nothing that requires cooking preferably x
Dick
cornetto
Just skip to lunch at this point
>brit
>Brazil OP
rasheed
irn bru and a pack of munchies
hi
someone post some spooky wikipedia articles
en.wikipedia.org
No idea, but there are quite a few people who got a circumcision as adults
If you shoot a burglar who broke into your house, kill him and proceed to shoot your own floor afterwards, you can just claim you shot the floor as a warming and he attackers you anyway. Chances of you losing money or worse for defending your property are absolutely minimal if you do this.
two toasts with butter and a bit of cheddar
t. person who two toasts with butter and a bit of cheddar for breakfast
That doesn't really make sense t bh
dont have a gun
nor does ur mum lmoa
most brits don't have guns
read this before, so, so grim
visibly cringed when it mentioned one lad had a biro stamped into his eardrum
>french """people"""
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lads
>choker
>nipples
she's LITERALLY asking for it
Nigel Slater is what I imagine English"men" to be like
>warming
warning*
>attackers
attacked*
Pão de queijo and milk.
now that's a cock-hungry turbowhore if I ever did see one
>He also has a very silly name.[citation needed] (March 2017)
Up to 10 matches just this morning on the dating apps. Think they must be broken desu.
*walks aggressively into thread, with a cup of tea in one hand and bacon sandwich (with ketchup leaking over the carpet, idgaf)*
Morning Lads
spambots desu
delete this
Reeeeeee stop talking to me about suicide daddy fuck off
*shags her whilst I strangle her*
*cums in her and slap her and demand that she get an abortion*
don't kill yourself now nige, alri? ahaha