How does English sound to Germans?

How does English sound to Germans?

Between American and British, do you favor one over the other?

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weak and kind of gay

male: American
female: British

British accent sounds better but yeah
as English sounds pretty weak and flat.

I always wondered whether Europeans understand American English accents or not. Americans tend to speak unclearly or shorten certain pronunciations randomly.
If I go to Europe, like France,Germany and Belgium for a vacation will they understand my English?

American English sounds like youre shpeaking wif a hot bodado in your mouf

Most of us are taught British English in school, then socialized with American TV shows. Also, most girls get their panties wet for a British accent.

We're accustomed to a much wider range of dialects, your American accent is not that much different from standard English.
Try not to mumble though, speak clear and crisp. Americans tend to mumble.

American accents are usually understood very easily because of how popular Hollywood is

It sounds like an American dick in a British ass.
Both are gay but british is even more gay.

British English disgusts me.

It depends on the accent.
British accent sounds gay but is also a sign of intelligence and good education.
Normal American english sounds just normal and kind of cool.
Redneck accents sound retarded.
Scottish accent sounds funny and a bit more manly than the others.
Australian accent is almost comedy-tier but still good to hear.

It also really depends on your voice.
If you have a beta voice then all accents sound like shit.

Northern English makes me hard.

I wish I talked like Sean Bean.

Ah, Germcucks.

I see you're all just pissed that we ANGLO all your women, because you're all cuck-kings.

My cousin has a british wife.
Thanks Mr.Anglo.

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american accents are more understandable than brittish accents

>German, the leather assless-chaps of languages, calling another language weak and gay

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Pump your brakes, Fritz; that's how Keith Whitley died.

American English sounds a bit uncultural to me. Especially since Trump became president

British English sounds kinda posh, except that u wat mate kind of English. That just sounds kinda retarded.

I was thought British English in school, went on a school exchange and prefere the language over American English.

>Especially since Trump became president

Even as a supporter of that guy, you have to admit that he isn't exactly Shakespear.

At least somebody appreciates Yorkshire.

Which tier is Chesterfield?

>When one opens their heart to patriotism, they'll find no room for prejudice.
Can't believe you don't see this as the pinnacle of the English language. Sad!

>be German
>ask nicely for a cup of water
>turns out sounding like an angry autist who wants to kill everyone

Never heard that one before

>Even as a supporter of that guy
Never stated I'd support him. On the other hand I'm not judging a whole Commonwealth based upon a leader "they" were choosing.

Yes.