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Lonely on the plains Edition

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get his ass janny

Shits all over your trash tier thread

Is paha sapa janny's favorite poster?

Flyover finally represented.

For now. ;)

>stormshit neonazi cant find a job because he's a fanatic freak
>blames immigrants

Where did you read this

whom'std are you quoting?

Wondering who's the stormshit neo nazi that can't find a job

hi

How've you been

fine

Who's ready for the 29th summer Universiade?

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I didnt even get an hours sleep

boring

Remember when cum wasn't dead in /vint/?

fuck off

Why don't you piss off and drink more tranny water then

It's a hard burnout, plus we had a lot of Sup Forums refugees

It's dead hours anyways

Rate my laptop stickers

>Laptop stickers

Sup Forums meme/10

What does /cum/ think of Quebec?

The land of God.

integral part of Canada

nice province ruined by some really abhorrent shitposters

Fuck bombardier.

>all the fags with yellow fever getting their posts deleted

Finally, the Janny is doing something right.

janny please rangeban germany

is actually alive

t h i s

Remove Karl Marx from the list

t. bolshevik

Karl Marx may have been a kike, but he was a G*rman kike.

Had a dream about a girl who doesn't exist again

hello Jeff

Im so tired

t. cunt

t. communist

I don't follow

We all know you want to fuck it, don't pull us into your gay fantasy faggot

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written by Jeff "dead jewish girls make my eyes swirl" Mangum

That's about how I feel when I have these dreams about girls who don't exist. The worst part is that the dreams aren't even sex dreams, we just talk and hang out and do stuff together.

>1am
>can't sleep
>4am
>can't sleep
>down some sleep meds
>still can't fucking sleep
w h y

I have a new word

apathetique

meaning one who is apathetic about something

that's what you call these "radical centrist" types

>want to get a sonic chili dog
>their chili has beans

why

because chili has beans in it

DADDY PLEEEEASE HERE THIS SOOONG THAT I SING

had my 5th can of nos in 12 hours lads

not real chili

You've got a disorder.

>want to get a banana split
>banana split has banana in it

why

>want a burger
>ketchup has tomato in it

why

>want to fuck a cute canadian slut
>canadian is actually canadian

why

>want some grilled cheese
>grilled cheese has bread and cheese in it

texas chili does not have beans, and texas chili is the real chili

you dumb fucking redditors

truly this is the worst timeline

>no true chili

>not making the ol' g' c' with corn tortillas and vegan cheese

I just found out that the first time my village's elder was killed out of battle was in 1224 when those pesky Danes hanged him even though he willingly let himself and his village people be baptized.

God damn Danes had no honor

only ch*canos and other nondesirables put beans in chili

>texas chili does not have beans, and texas chili is the real chili
>every google image result has beans in it

really makes me think

>This Texas classic doesn't include beans or tomatoes, only beef, homemade chili paste, and a few flavorings. It's what Texans call a "Bowl o' Red" and tastes intensely of its two main ingredients.

Horrible. Beans are delicious.

the gee eff

cara

Also forgot to ask

What is a fun fact about your home town /village?

emma

>beans are delicious

Is an ugly slag and not even a half as cute as Emily.

>selfie while in a store shopping for clothes

why are women from our generation so fucking drab

she's a qt

the only good place in canada and we should really just secede

>why are women from our generation so fucking drab

during WW2 it had a prisoner camp for 250 german soldiers according to the town website

Looks like Richard Dawkins.

>cyberpunk 2077 rumor release is 2019

i might fuckng die by then

HE'S GOING THE DISTANCE

stupid ass posts. thank god i'm here, to save this thread

well son of a bitch

and it wasnt even one of the lewder ones

*gets an erection*

my dane sense is tingling

That's cool. During WW2 my village also had a camp for captured Germans. Russians shot them all in 1945 though and they were buried somewhere in the swamp

just open it in paint and save it or change one pixel

>check apartment rentals closer to work
>studio apartment listed at $1200/month

who would pay that? that's like a house payment

what were you trying to post?

Six cups of coffee should do the trick

the gf

Welcome to the NA housing economy.

>furfag feminist

>Gayraj
>Choon
>Chewsday
>Litchrilly
Why can't Brits speak their own language?

reported for copyright infringement

a CUTE feminist

But that'll hurt his tummy

Because they're dumb

they bulldozed a pizza hut near me

wonder what will go in it's place

it is a good location

dominos

amazon prime or netflix

cute doggo

why doesn't steak n shake have steak cut fries? why the faggy little shoestring ones?

>le emma is my le gf xDD
>le le emily is my 'f BUDS

>My brother is in conscription atm
>They have to live in a forest in tents for 2 months bc the Allies took their barracks

Fuck u america