Ask a newly graduated doctor anything
Ask a newly graduated doctor anything
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how many old ladies' anuses do you look up in the course of the average week?
And to how many of them do you fap?
what med school ?
how do you get pentas?
I am really bad at league of legends. How do i make my penis bigger without it itching
how many old mens' anuses do you look up in the course of the average week?
Most rectal exams are done on old men, because of prostate hypertrophy and cancer.
2-3 per day
haha, your job fucking sucks
how many little girls' vaginas do you look up in the course of the average week?
What is this rash on my neck?
Why are doctors so shitty these days?
I got sunburn and the doctor prescribed antihistamines and antibiotics for it.
The doctors all act like it's a McDonald's drive thru too, no time and always in a hurry, so nothing gets solved. Just drugged up
maybe if you weren't so fucking retarded you'd have remembered to put on sunblock in the first place
Newborn females have to be examined to diagnose anorectal malformations as early as possible.
In the hospital I studied we had about 4 newborn females per day.
Minor females with genital issues, about 2 per week
so im thinking about going back to school and getting into medical school. at 24. what do you think my obstacles will be?
Do you work in emergency rooms? And if you do, do you see disgusting things?
Not an answer
congrats on you CNA
proof or GTFO
Op is faggot
does looking at a few deformed newborn vaginas compensate for looking at so many old mens' anuses?
It all depends on your attitude, I'm 25 and have been in the same class with older classmates some up to 40 years old
Blood, urine and feces are a normality in emergencies
but all those are really sexy
Any kind of severe wounds? I am talking about broken and showing up bones, severed fingers, etc... Any specific stories?
attitude. ok. so do younger med students make fun of the older ones or something?
how many people have you killed yet?
can you come round my house and poke a tube down my dickhole? willing to pay
Specialize? What do you forecast for earnings? Can you put severed blood vessels back together? Do you fuck nurses?
I have ED and I'm 27. I thought I was gay for the longest time because I couldn't get it up with a woman who was special to me. Shortly after, I experimented with a guy and realized, I wasn't gay, I was ED and retarded. At this point the only thing I could do was commit suicide. I've disgraced myself, lost the love of my life, and it's all because of a broken dick. Viagra doesn't work so it's a problem with the veins. It's not an easy fix and it would be very expensive and painful. Suicide is the only answer.
So my question is, what is your favorite pass time?
Actually it is hyperplasia, you should have studied harder.
Is it true that doctors don't have weekends off or is this bullshit?
i'm gonna write you a prescription for two testicals if you want
Those are common wounds in emergency, they might look 'scary' but are not serious.
Open fractures and limb mutilations are common traffic accident injuries.
More serious ones are blunt head trauma, neck fractures and penetrating chest and abdominal injuries which might not look so 'scary'
If serious, I can offer some advice.
Do you have morning erections?
Do you have sexual dreams/fantasies?
Do you have pubic/armpit/facial hair?
Thanks doctor, Now my loli fantasy can finally come true.
No, rarely - like once a month, yes
How often do you masturbate?
How long have you used porn for?
Holy shit OP is faggot.
if I force my sister to have sex with a dog, can she get pregnant? please say she can
Yes she can, but only if you video and upload it here.
What website did you buy your doctorate from user?
Hypertrophy is usually in the heart etc.
med student myself
what are the most interesting specialities? and the most needed? what piece of advice can you give to me (finishing 2º year)?
also, how's the neuroscience specialization?
Benign prostatic hylerplasia.
Thanks for the correction, just used hypertrophy because it's more comprehensible to a Layman
no, she can't, because there's a species barrier in her ovule. She can only breed with humans, and only if she's at lest 10 years old
why would you go to the doctor for a fucking sunburn that is the question
Advice, don't develop an ego, choose a speciality you find really interesting as it is easy to become bored after a few years, remind yourself that patients are people, interact with them a little bit.
For which speciality, it depends on your motivation.
Research, money, having free time, having low stress.
The same kind of retard that wouldn't wear sunscreen in the first place
90% refer to it as hypertrophy - don't lie on the internet.
Its a sunburn, grow a pair and wait it out fag, doctors have real emergencies to deal with...like drunk drivers with ruptured spleens and shit
He's right though. Doctors spend most of their time treating the same bullshit every day, caused by an unhealthy lifestyle and stupid that people do even though they should know better.
Who's got time for thorough examinations and finding the best solution for a rarer issue if there's still a few dozen morons you have to treat that day because of problems that could easily be avoided? Most people don't want any advice anyway, drugs are easier.
What do you mean to "not develop an ego"?
I really suck with people, I'm way to introverted to be a good communicator. But man, i do love studying medicine. I just believe I'm perfect for research
Not OP but...As a pediatric surgeon...no
I'm a Vet, and this is true
Will you help your dying, suffering patient by giving him a lethal dose of morphine?
Actual legit question in wake of recent and past events.
So as far as all symptoms are concerned, I might as well wear a flashing neon sign that says "I have hyperthyroidism" to doctors.
Everytime I go in to my regular family doctor, he tests me again, because every new problem goes right back to hyperthyroidism.
Then yesterday I went to another doctor over a bunch of random shit that popped up including extreme heaviness on my chest. She examined everything you can in a medical room without tests and then said "Hyperthyroidism for sure!" And I went for blood tests that Im now waiting for.
My question is, OP...
If I have hyperthyroidism, why do the tests keep coming back negative. If I dont, why do I have all the symptoms to the point every doctor goes straight there?
Some treatment would be awesome because this shits getting old.
u fuck some patient ?
Seriously, stop jerking off to gay porn. It messes with your head.
Dr just upped my dose of citalopram from 20 to 40mg. Should I be worried? What sorts of changes might i notice?
Time to pick a doctor smart enough to qualify for a specialty...
Most develop an overinflated ego from the status and the constantly helping people in desperate need.
This can affect how you diagnose and treat your patients. So try to remain somewhat grounded and remember that there are always some things you don't know. Still have to trust yourself and your decisions, but don't let pride lead to a misdiagnosis or lack of help.
Asking other doctors for their opinions on difficult cases is an excellent way to stay on top.
With research you'll be helping in the long term, but you might not see much short term satisfaction of results. It is a slow process, but a good one.
For people skills, it comes with practice, like anything.
Like four doctors now have gone straight to hyperthyroidism.
As I said, I have every single symptom. A quick physical exam and medical history questioning brings it up every time.
You mean that her egg cell wouldn't let any sperm from animals inside? So what would happen if you impregnated a female egg cell with sperm from an animal in the lab? I'm sure that's been done before anyway.
See an endocrinologist, also if the blood results are "within normal ranges", most will just declare them normal.
Look yourself at the results, see if there are some low or high within the range.
Some of it can be controlled with diet and lifestyle.
Do some extended reading.
Eat heathily, exercise every day, stay in a good frame of mind.
loved this reply
it's not biologically possible
you're no fun any more
What might explain my extreme tiredness? I get plenty of sleep but between school and work in pretty stressed. I'm
I'll try to not be too technical
her egg cell has various layers. One of them is responsible of stopping everything, like a barrier. The only way of entering inside the egg cell is bypassing this barrier, and there's only one way in: with the right key
The right key is a chemical reaction that's necesary, this leads to two outcomes:
- It dissolves part of the barrier, so the sprem can penetrate
- It hardens the barrier, making it like a bunker, and now it's even more difficult to penetrate. This leads to the disintegration of a substance inside the egg, that acts like a "checking system". This system cheks if DNA that has entered is 100% compatible with the DNA inside the egg, and if it is, it allows the sperm (already inside) to fusionate with the rest of the DNA. If the check is negative, and both DNA isn't compatible (because it's from a nother species), and somehow it managed to get it, then the reaction will make the egg to degenerate, and complex signaling takes place, so the egg isn't able to find an Anchoring place in the vagina, and then a spontaneous abortion takes place, she would have a normal period, and eliminate the ovule that way
feel free to ask any doubt
Thats part of the problem. Im not a doctor. I dont have access to the same resources you do. Dr. Google will just tell me I have hyperthyroidism or cancer every time.
But I will take up better eating, and as far as exercise goes, Im an ICI Carpenter, I get plenty. But I could definitely use some cardio...
If you can form erections and masturbate to completion with porn then it isn't most likely isn't a physical problem.
First, cut out porn completely, forever.
Delete it all, stay away from it as it is robbing you of your life and making you think about killing your self. i.e. it isn't worth it at all.
Second, stop masturbating for 2 weeks and see if morning erections become more frequent.
After a couple of weeks without masturbating or ejaculating, they should happen almost every day.
If that doesn't change anything, go to a urologist or an andrologist, ask for a full hormone panel blood test, including prolactin, oestrogen, testosterone, free testosterone, TSH, LH, T3 and T4 at least.
Also have them manually check your balls for variocele or similar, might need an ecography of the scrotum depending on what they see.
Not doing routine rectal examination in elder women with urinaryincontinence etc.
Stress increases prolactin levels in the body, which makes you feel tired.
You need to deal with that stress, exercise, go for regularly long walks, meditate or talk to someone to relieve it.
Don't let stress build up long term as it can be harmful.
Also, Iimprove your diet.
More vegetables, and fruit. Drink more water too.
The diagnosis could have been based on you presenting with panic symptoms ie fast heart beat, fast breathing, sweatiness, shaking etc.
On exam the doctors could have found an enlarged thyroid or a thyroid bruit (sound) and elevated blood pressure.
They could have done Thyroid function tests and an anterior neck ultrasound which returned normal.
The symptoms could be a result of many other conditions, have they done Adrenal function tests and urinal VMA?
This is to rule out possibility of Conn's, Cushing's or pheochromocytoma especially since you presented with chest tightness
Were you in Nam?
Make sure you have good quality sleep too.
8 hours in a completely dark room with no noise.
Stay away from screens for 3+ hours before bed.
Eat a good selection of different nuts and dark green and other vegetables for minerals. Don't over exercise though, healthier in the long run to keep it balanced. Swimming or walking are good.
You don't have to understand everything about blood results, check the figures marked TSH, T3 and T4 - see if they are near the bottom or top of the range in brackets.
how much biochem did you end up using?
honest question, my father (57, farmer) can extend his leg with ease, but can't flex them. He has sensitivity in the whole area, and all image diagnoses show no results. We consulted a private doctor and he sayd that "it might be a spinal cord issue, might have some nerve roots pincered". He's taking Zamene 30 mg and neither this doctor, or the hospital, know what the hell is going on
Is Zamene the right medicament?
Should we request more diagnostic procedures? and if so, which ones?
Thank you very much
Don't listen to this guy, I let a German shepherd mount my daughter and she gave birth to six healthy pups a few weeks ago.
Only problem is they are always yapping about who is fed first, thsts the problem with her only having two tits.
He could have an MRI of the possibly affected regions of the spine, to see if there is any compression.
A CT scan might reveal something too, and is cheaper.
Has he seen a specialist?
It could be a compressed nerve and not the spine itself, but since it is both legs it might be in the lower back.
Depending on the results, physiotherapy might help.
Keep trying, ask for which specialists to see, try a large university hospital.
I've found a very good video about it, not too technical
The chest tightness wasnt the hyperthyroidism. sorry, I was just mentioning why I went in the first place. I should have specified.
There were zero symptoms to accompany the chest tightness that would point to anything. They found out i was laid off 2 days ago and that my gf doesnt work, so they said it was anxiety, and I accept that.
What theyre interested in is that I have a rich history of anxiety, even though Ive built a decent life and dont have much to be anxious about, and transient anger problems that are kind of out of character for me, extreme fast and sudden weight loss for no explicable reason (though I eat healthy, I do sometimes have daily mcdonalds benders, when I lose the pack a lunch routine temporarily. I could even suddenly drop 20 pounds DURING those benders at times).
And the fact I sometimes have difficulty swallowing.
I also have "ADHD" and ive been taking meds for it for 2 years (at 28 years old.. I should mention I took no meds before that, and I was still having hyperthyroid symptoms, and they largely went away with stimulant drugs), but I must say, that doesnt feel right. I feel like its something else wrong, and hyperthyroidism can mimic adhd, no? Can you think of anything else that would mimic it since we're here?
TSH T3 T4
Will do. Thank you!
Also, there have been medical studies proving that dog semen injected into the womb of a human female fresh from the source is good for them, gives them a sense of well being, easier menstrual cycle, and a lower risk of vaginal dryness.
Any female over the age of 13 should be being mounted by a large dog at least two or three times a week.
If you are too busy, try craigslist as there are a good number of professional dog semen therapists on there.
For how long?
Is it bilateral?
Is there history of trauma?
If it's bilateral then it's most likely a spinal issue or could be due to degenerative nerve conditions like GBS or MS.
And Zamene is an antiinflammatory Cortisteroid possibly as a prophylaxis for Spondylolisthesis
it's been a year now, it was gradual, first he had difficulties, now he can't barely walk (I repeat, he can extend, no problem, but he can't flex. No pain, no tiredness, posterior muscles from his leg won't work)
It is bilateral
What are the options here? We don't know where to go to solve the problem, or if it has any solution. Is Zamene a good thing for him?
He is taking Sintrom because he had a heart attack 7-8 years ago, we are worried Zamene can interfere with that. As I said, doctors have absolutely no clue about this problem
i had exreme tooth pain last week, of course it was in the middle of the night.
i just wanted it to stop and took some ibuprofen (1200mg). 30 minutes later the pain was still there so i took more (another 1200mg). and so on... in the end i took 4200mg ibuprofen, 800mg aspirin and a glass of vodka over maybe 3hours.
i know it was stupid but the pain drove me crazy.
my question is, is this enough to hurt my liver permanently? in the next days i took 1200mg ibuprofen, 600mg 2times a day. after the second day my stomach started hurting and i stopped taking pills. any chances for permanently damages?
I got some white stuff on my penis and its kinda red on some spots what do?
forgot to mention, xrays and magnetic resonance didn't show a problem, his back is fine, and so are his legs
If doctors have no clue, you go to a larger city hospital, preferably a university hospital with a research centre.
Also ask about relevant specialists.
Don't give up though.
Liver regenerates up to 90% of its tissue.
Stop taking the drugs, stop drinking and go to a dentist.
he's been through 20 doctors so far, half of them specialists. We've gone to 3 major hospitals in our country. Still no clue
As I said, image diagnosis din't show problems
If you have had unprotected sexual intercourse within the last six months, go to a doctor and have them look at it. Might be a mild STD.
Otherwise, masturbate less often.
Has he had any physiotherapy.
Does he present other symptoms?
i stopped with drugs years ago but my tooth are pretty fucked from the cocain.
i was at the dentist 2days ago. she told me she need to remove many tooths... feels bad. only my front tooths are ok, the rest needs to go. i'm 30 and i will need a denture yet. fuck
No. No pain, no uncomfortability, no tiredness... nothing. His muscles in that exact area just won't flex, but sensitivity is fine, and the rest muscles are fine too. MRI and xrays show nothing, physical examination show nothing, blood levels are fine too... doctors have no clue
we didn't consider physiotherapy, what should we say to a physiotherapist?
I had only sex with my gf and she is very clean can it be some smegma infection?
Thank you. Would diarrhea be a symptom associated with stress? I've also had that for about a week. Just very very soft movements
Is circumcision good
Better to have your teeth out if it is necessary.
You can look for a dental restoration specialist who might be be able to save some teeth.
Have them treated as soon as possible, infected teeth can lead to further medical problems, some of which are serious.
You might be able to have dental implants depending on how the bone of the jaw is. They are expensive though.
I mean stop taking ibuprofen if it isn't working.
Same with aspirin and so on.
If a normal dose of 400mg of ibuprofen doesn't work within 2 hours, increasing the dose won't help.
Ask a doctor about a safe alternative. But no painkiller is good long term.
Have your teeth fixed and move on with your life without pain.
I know it sucks, but it is better to do that as soon as possible, by a skilled dentist.
I couldn't say if they are connected.
Diet can change stool quality.
Eat more protein, red meat and chicken.
Eat a banana a day, and a slice of brown bread to balance out the fibres.
Don't eat too much fibre.
If it persists for another week, go to your local doctor and ask him.
I have some brown spots on my palms. Can't take a pic. But they appeared yesterday (one) and the rest appeared today. It's not dirt. I read it could be because of the sun or the age. But i'm 17 and sunlight is not strong right now where i live.
Funny you mention bananas, I've been eating one a day. "Trying" to eat better. My diet is usually pretty full of red meat (steak, burgers, etc) but lately it's changed a bit with the addition of bananas and salads
Have they tested the strength and responses of his legs?
Ask a good specialist which physiotherapy might be appropriate.
If it is something mildly trapped - it might not show on a scan, but sometimes can be resolved with therapy.
It could be something else, as the guy further up in the thread said.
Ask about his recommendations and have some tests for them. Keep asking questions to the doctors when you see them. Don't stop trying, it could be a simple cure.
Recent diet change could be the answer.
Any changes in diet should be gradual, introducing a new food slowly, and cutting down on others slowly too.
Bananas have a lot of fibre, and if you've reduced protein intake it would affect the stools.
Nothing to worry about, eat some rice each day and see if things thicken up.
No. Unless you have severe, restrictive phimosis - which isn't common, and can not retract the foreskin at all, then no.
Any unnecessary surgical procedure should be avoided.
they have tested it, maybe 10% or so in the flexion, but extension is fine, but only in that area, the rest is fine too
Sensitivity is fine, it's only a motion issue, we are really worried, he can't walk
he's gone to physical rehab, but got no results, it didn't work
Ask your girlfriend if she has any symptoms.
Also, don't wash your dick with soap, as it is sensitive and dries out.
Wash it with warm water and nothing else - once or twice a day, cleaning smegma away gently with your fingers from under the foreskin.
If it doesn't improve after a week, go to a doctor.
Perfect much appreciated
I don't know what it is, I can understand how worried you must be - he's young and this is serious problem.
Ask your doctor about how they could test for nerve disorders or degenerative diseases as the other guy suggested.
Keep pursuing it and try some different routes, ask for wild speculation or rare possibilties.
One other thing could be that it is in the brain, not the spine - but it seems unlikely.
You could try a neurologist, or asking a doctor to ask his friends in the hospital about it.
You could try an osteopath, they aren't technically medical doctors, but if it is about skeletal alignment they might help.
If it is a trapped nerve for example, it might take several months to resolve during therapy.
I am just guessing though.
Since it is localised, I would think a compresed nerve or similar.
There are sub specialists for each section of the spine, try to find someone.
Oh shit this is basic
But truly i am a med student and i do still get confused unconsciously (when not giving full attentjon) so i give the newly graduated doctor a pass
Keep on with the bananas and salads though, both are very good for you.
Just remember to keep a balance and phase things in/out gradually.
Doing it with one element at a time can help you see what effects come from.
My ex had hpv warts. We had sex three times without condom. I got some type of growth four months later.
It doesn't look at all like any wart. It looks like one big puss filled spot, but theres no fluid inside. It's also a single one and without any itch and stayed the same for a month. It does not look like herpes.
Going to doctor next thursday, but what could it be?
many thanks, I'll sugest to my family a neurologist and we'll search for a specialist in that part of the spinal cord
but should he keep taking Zamene? even the doctors believe it is of no use, and we don't feel like that pill is good for this problem
thank you for your time
It's not basic, 90% of people would make the same mistake.
They have similar effects and more often than not, even in medical studies, they will refer to it as hypertrophy.
Write your own definitions down to help clarify things, sometimes the ones you read are worded in a confusing way.
Heavy alcoholic here. My shit is pretty bright lately, a bit of a pastel tone. Is this the liver failure I've been waiting for so long?
I had pain in my butt and bled when i pooped, went to doctor who checked with a tube and said its hemorrhoids. It happens every month or two since then. No pain but sometimes blood on my underwear.
Did I get male period? What can you do about this?
Drinking more than 1-2 servings a day
I can't tell you to stop a medicine, if your doctor says so and it doesn't appear to be helping, then try stopping it.
But really, speak face to face with the doctor before changing anything.
If they agree, and you stop it for a while, see if there are any positive or negative effects in the following weeks.
Then consider whether it was better with the zamene.
Or consider a similar alternative.
Finding the right kind of specialist to deal with an unusual problem can be half the battle, so keep asking good, prepared questions at the doctors you see.
Maybe ask the doctor if swimming would be of any harm, and if they say it is alright, have your father swim regularly for therapy.
It takes the weight off and exercises the muscles without stress or load bearing.
I wish you luck.
Sounds like hyperthyroidism to me lol
Eat more fruit and vegetables, drink more water.
More fibre to soften your poop, and stop straining when you are on the toilet.
Ask about hemorrhoid treatment and have it fixed.
If you are under 50 you shouldn't have this problem and you should be able to heal it completely with treatment and lifestyle changes.
If the blood is bright red, it isn't dangerous usually. Just a small tear.
and stop straining when you are on the toilet.
I realy dont have this problem and I eat very healthy
It's still lasted for 5 years
Go to the doctor and explain, you can then give a stool sample to be analysed.
Reduce your drinking and change your lifestyle so you have less stressors.
Spend more time in nature, it will help.
See another doctor and have it treated.
There are non surgical treatments.
Try a few different doctors if they don't give a viable treatment.
engineering student here, 4º year
about to start taking antidepressives (sertralin 50mg)
will it influence my studying performance?
Better to check the internet for that, search for the drug name and side effects.
Reduced cognitive function, apathy, tiredness, lack of concentration etc are what you want to avoid.
Some drugs can affect mental sharpness too.
Have a look around half a dozen sites and compare the info.
If they mention anything about that, ask your doctor for an alternative medicine without those side effects.
Also keep an eye on anything like that while taking the medicine.
Can you diagnose my back?
I took pic related a few days ago
Actual question that doesn't include the science between women getting fucked by dogs.
I've been having this weird sympton for a couple of years where i slowly loose vision over a few seconds. Blackness closes in from all sides of my field of vision. Blinking fast a couple of times solves it but once i tried just not doing anything about it and lost vision completely for 5 seconds.
The fuck is this?
where did you place, and what area
Do you know a good dropbox link to fap to?
How long do you figure before you sell your soul?
Hi I've been having rough sex and did it basically dry one day and next morning. I was like this
What is it?
what are my risks of sucking a fat, creamy log of shit out of andy sixx's asshole?
if you are under 50 this shouldn't happen
Just because you money grubbing twat monglers only like to work on bodies that have lost the ability to repair themselves is no reason no one can be sick until 50.
I have been fully diagnosed with crohns, polyps, and both sides of my family have colonectoral cancer.
But every time I ask for an OC test? Oh you can't have that until you're about 50. Eat a dick you flaming homos none of the shit we eat, breathe or drink is getting any cleaner and I am tired of every single doctor thinking they're a goddam genius because they can still get up everyday in the midst of so much pain. You signed up for the profession
Is this op?
R u sure? I want to make sure
Oh no, I hate aids!