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imperialism edition

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wew

Dr pavel, I'm TSU

grim subedition

doing a hungover

Fantastic post

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/ita/

anime

really want to fuck anchovy's pussy hole with my penis if you know what i mean

saw a tranny like this at fabric once

like drop dead gorgeous.

how did i know it was a tranny?

way too tall to be an oriental girl
shoulders were broad as fuck

Will thailad be the first /brit/ poster to become hiv positive?

anime rhymes with anigay

>32
>yeah we have really inventive and exciting sex.
>she's also in peak physical fitness and has a really nice arse.
>bit of a dilemma

pics? :^)

well hello there reddit

the algerian beat him to it

birthday tomorrow lads. pretty sure someone's bought me a sex doll 2bh.

head
nice and hot

not posting pics of my potential wife.

what is it about a sweaty woman that drives my sex drive crazy?

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dolphins are x2.5 more intelligent than humans

did 93mph in my polo earlier

rattled like fuck and felt like it was about to fall apart

what should I have for lunch lads

His ass is amazing though.

Conflicted feels.

>tfw my parents married straight out of school, have never been with anyone else, and remain happily together

pita bread and homous

screaming

i really wanna take a closer look at that pic

>potential wife
lad she has 5 years to have children before you start getting downy kids
hardly wife material unless you want kids in your early 20s

Steak and ale pie with cider

name one dolphin invention

Literally nothing better than having a nice, long wank after a long gym session

Maybe taking a massive, fat shit

pheromones

>yanks think they understand british culture.
get back to your burgers and fries, fatty.

I wonder what Thai men think about white lads who go over there and steal their women. Do they look at us like we view pakis and niggers? Unwelcome guests in their country?

I feel kinda bad for them getting fucked by a load of nonces and autists and middle-aged fat blokes.

alright lads, be real. How easy is it to get hot Thai gf? I don't care if it's a ladyboy. I don't care if it's not real love. I don't care if she/it hates me and is only using me for money/a way into the UK.

All I want is some consistent human interaction and a decent shag.

Go your bit lads

You can see the username of people who add to it
Not a chance

m8 just get a white/latina gf

Lived in the UK for years m8 going back in September

fite me irl

radar
fishing

literally 2 minutes on tinder

they hate white people haha

hence all the random attacks / murders

Well then it's the last opportunity for her to make it work.

So long as user is open about it and she likes the idea they can pop out 3-4 children in the next 5 years they'll be fine,

I saw my dad with a prozzie in town the week before my birthday. Before then I'd not seen him in a year.

refuse to

/r/unitedkingdom is filled with the most embarrassing remoaners, lefty twats who can't stop whining about muh brexit muh tories

finished la

>He thinks /r/unitedkingdom would create a union flag and not an EU flag

>going back in September

would prefer it if you didn't

what website?

>steal their women
>women

that's not what I've been doing haha

I would like a Latina, I think Colombians are the most beautiful women.

I forgot to mention I'm fat and ugly.

>32 year old Asian broad ropes in a young lad with a citizenship she wants when she's in her twilight baby birthin' years

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>tfw foreign gf
>need to save £16k or get an £18.5k sharpish

haha ah yes, thank you bank of grandad x

There's an Australian bloke who drives around the country with a goat in his camper van, raves about ASIO spying on him and got charged with exposure because he pissed into a cup in a pub and he's got a qt Thai wife

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I think they only hate fat, old white men on sight, apparently they bully them in the airports, top banter

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:(

/r/casualuk exists now for exactly this reason

the state of you

5 minutes then.

download Nox (a very good android emulator) then install Fake GPS + Tinder and see for youself.

>unironically linking to reddit

Pretty based desu, they are pretty much the equivalent of the rapefugees who come over here. At least the Thais are doing something about it.

need a gf who looks like a man that looks like a girl

>this brit in thailand literally getting honeydicked for brit citizenship by a 32 year old ladyboy

>stop sign
clearly a yield sign

>>unironically linking to reddit

time to pretend I care about the Boat Races™

Why would you want a Thai gf who only likes you because you're white and relatively wealthy? What sort of relationship with that?

Can they even speak English well? Can you even have a proper, deep, emotional connection with them? Or is it just sex?

>de coilers

that was cool for a bit but then people started making scripts so a load of users from one sub could just leave a tab open and it would constantly maintain their picture

I know a successful marriage like that tbqh. She was 34 and he was 27 at marriage.

Although in that case the girl was the only daughter of a v. rich Chinese businessman who really wanted a white son-in-law and pushed for the marriage with all his might,

Are we still doing the ironically pretending to hate reddit even though it's an infinitely better site than this shithole meme?

The boat race will be attacked. Screenshot this.

what year and why are you doing 93

does my head in because don't really have any other options with women of this calibre.

then again i could just lowe it off :(

Imagine being so narrow minded that you would dismiss an entire website with a vast range of fascinating unique content because a couple of people with contrasting political opinions also use said website

just sex

youtube.com/watch?v=WDswiT87oo8

hello muhammed al muhamadi

imagine caring

Some of them are fantastic people, you just have to hold out for one that ticks all the boxes.

There's all sorts.

business idea: the boat race but on land and with cars not boats

Why not just get an escort then? They're more attractive than those ugly brown slopes.

shan't

>Why would you want a Thai gf who only likes you because you're white and relatively wealthy?

Because they fuck like demons.

Seriously, best sex of my life was with an Asian girl who had a fetish for 1. blue eyes, 2. muscular guys, 3. tall guys. I fit all she and she rode me like she stole me. Never had someone suck my dick with such enthusiasm.

Fetish relationships are amazing 2bh, just not for the long term.

Hate carmongs so fucking much

Is it okay to call foreign lasses love? Like, do they know what us British people mean when we say it?

You better hope not now, or enjoy being MI5'd

>Imagine being so narrow minded that you would dismiss an entire website with a vast range of fascinating unique content because a couple of people with contrasting political opinions also use said website

>Can you even have a proper, deep, emotional connection with them?
Fucking hell this toxic cult of sentimentalism makes me retch.

Live together for several decades raising a bunch of children and you will have developed a deep connection.

Hate caramongs so fucking much

*smiles at you from across the room*

any site with up/downvotes will end up appealing to a lowest common denominator. reddit is ok when the subreddit is small, but awful for generals like this in the long term

are fish a kind of marine reptile

Will enjoy explaining /brit/ gimmicks to spooks. They'll probably offer me a job as an undercover agent.

"ahh voeteed fir naw hahaha"

*sharts*