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uncanny valley edition

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it's why /brit/ needs a janny to clamp down on the gimmicky little cunts

I wonder what Thai men think about white lads who go over there and steal their women. Do they look at us like we view pakis and niggers? Unwelcome guests in their country?

I feel kinda bad for them getting fucked by a load of nonces and autists and middle-aged fat blokes.

france is great lads

went to a free party last night

drinking white lightening

Argentina bitches

wish they'd stop showing some dead nignog i don't care about on the news

ont way to scarbreh lads

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need a transgender gf

why are americans so religious?

just had a chat with my grandpa and hes talking about hating blacks and gays and that god doesn't like them and that he only does what god says

walked in on mum and dad SHAGGIN on the chesterfield

fuck them fuck this fuck fuck fuck

ah yes globalist jews

humoring the idea of an EU army

who would they get the arms and equipment from? would they design and produce their own? how would you train them? would there be forced conscription or would it be voluntarily? if voluntarily, what incentives would they give to aspiring soldiers?

assuming all that goes well and the EU magically has a significant military, would they dissolve NATO? would europe be able to defend itself from a russian or chinese incursion?

in such a scenario, would europeans be united enough to fight under one banner?

an EU army seems like a fairy tale to me, and i say this as a yank who would benefit the most from such a thing because the EU would need to buy arms, equipment, intelligence and training from us and we also wouldn't need to spend billions on NATO anymore

big fan of this speech tbqh

Portillo should have been Prime Minister in 1997, but Tories had been in power for far too long

Bright coloured nails is a huge turn off for me for some reason.

looks like a tumblr drawing

fucked a french girl last year
she was moaning in delight as well as screaming plus fort rosbeef! plus fort!

I see no problem with this

I'd uncan her valley if u no wat I mean

i didn't ask for your meaningless and useless opinion. twat face

WERE WON BY YOU
Are you a female dominatrix?
THATS A LOW CLASS BYLDO

nice job lad

i'm not french i'm the dane/german/jew on holiday here

EU is just a globalist scheme anyway so all the countries would just pool their military strength

funny how Britain's always been on the right side of history

feels like we really are the unequivocal good guys of the world.

you got all the nutters from europe who fled during the secularisation in the 18th/19th century

no i do not
please explain

IS IT TRUE that if you meet prince harry you are legally obliged to follow his every command¿

she is so pretty and clever, how can cisgirls even compete

emily

Sit down.

Be humble.

>THATS A LOW CLASS BYLDO
so?
if it gets the dick hard who cares what she is

need a half french / half algerian chainsmoking gf

See what they don't show you there is the interacial gang rape occurring behind this diversity barrier and 3rd from the left's older brother setting up a pressure cooker full of gunpowder and ball bearings in the crowd

pretty hot
was she hairy

Problem with this beautiful woman shitlords?

>Lisa, I'm Dr. Now
>The diet plan I just filed with TLC, this is me, my nurses, Lisa here, but only one of you
>First one to lose 100lbs gets to stay in my hospital
>He didn't diet so good
>Tell me about James, why does he consume 15,000 calories a day?
>What happens if we pop his leg boils?
>Lotta loyalty for a former cheating wife
>OR PERHAPS SHES WONDERIN WHY SOMEONE WOULD MAKE A MAN DIET, BEFORE GIVING HIM A GASTRIC BYPASS
>At least you can talk, who are you?
>IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO WE ARE, WHAT MATTERS IS OUR FOOD
>NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS TIL I HIT 600lbs
>James?
>If I pop those leg boils, will you die?
>IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL
>You're a big guy
>FOR YOU
>Was getting fat part of your plan?
>OF COURSE
>Well congratulations, you got fat, now what's the next step of your master plan?
>EATIN THIS CHINESE FOOD, WITH NO LEFTOVERS

We are

just found the memorial scroll that my great grandad's family were sent after he was killed in the first world war.

Glad i come from a family who never throw stuff away desu. got a load of old stuff like that

>Tfw work at one at the busiest mcdonalds in London
>always put my pubes in peoples burgers just to shake things up in a boring shift

where u at

@73088624
hmm why do you think you're allowed to have an opinion over my opinion over your post sweetie

honestly lads whats wrong with americans? its a first world country with 3rd world murder rate

why? just guns?

this rule only applies to girls

>this argies posts
:DD

Anissa Kate?

it's not like britons could ever be biased

need my arse pozzed NOW

really want some portra 160 but have no money

no. she shaved because she knows brits like girls hairless.

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preferably a bit lighter and skinnier mate

If I meet kate middleton and she wants to pee on my mouth can I refuse¿
Vote labor, that makes you a pozzed cuck as soon as your paper soars over the ballot's bottom

redpill me on this UK vs Spain vs Gibraltar shit. I don't understand it

low test, Sad!

go for 400 la

t. had 20 rolls delivered yesterday

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

I-is that a penis

deffo a man

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We'll look after Gib

All the way

>refusing a golden shower from our kate
bit gay that

I call burger king cashiers by name,
female cashiers
Is that common there?
tha lazy spanirds want to grab RIGHT-BELONGING anglosaxon lands.
pretty much that

the city of lyon

UK and Spain are going to team up to wipe out Gibraltar

How does it differ besides the asa, obviously

spain thinks they own gibraltr now we left the EU and now the EU said they will support Spain.

Mummy may says she will defend gibraltr with Military

moorniggers start crying

hmmmm

poleaboo is unironically one of the most interesting things to ever happen to /brit/

discuss

don't understand how the KKK and such groups can invoke the bible and christianity in general to justify their hatred of blacks

whatever your opinions of blacks, I'm pretty sure Jesus would not be a member of the KKK were he alive today

shagging hairy girls is nice in fantasy but no so nice in real

stomach is in excruciating pain

want to die

>tha lazy spanirds want to grab RIGHT-BELONGING anglosaxon lands.
who would dare do such a thing

Ate some E last night for the first time in a while. Had a good roll, then when everybody started splitting up at the end of the night I went home and slept like a baby. Woke up feeling better rested than I have in years. Not sure what gives with that, usually the aftermath is horrible on my brain and I need a full recovery day to straighten it out.

¿Why would you refuse to drink the golden piss?

religious is used to justify oppression, what else is new?

It's interesting in the way a horrible murder or train wreck is interesting.

That said mongs need to stop replying to it

50% white not much as you'd think to do with muh guns

does she still post here?

I never said I would refuse.
but being unable to refuse even if i did want to is more arousing
the spanirds!the spaniards!
do a fast you glutton

those holly willoughby leaks were a bit naff weren't they lads

NEED a south african (afrikaner) gf lads

Absolutely hate these charts, Madagascar's murder rate is nowhere near 11.1

Sperma hoer

apparently 400 is more grainy, 160 is meant to be better for enlarging but 400 is better in evenings and whatnot

what camera do you use?

Looking to the future lads and I just see... nothing.

Work in a call centre, live with my deranged mum in this stinky hovel, zero mates, undiagnosed sperg, zero life. Used to think about the ol' 'cide quite a bit but if I'm real with myself I don't have the stones to go through with it. Looking ahead there's fuck all, it's an empty meaningless existence I live.

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i'm not your sweetie
cunt bag

I never said I would refuse.
but being unable to refuse even if i did want to is more arousing

haven't seen them

or I forgot about them

>Go to /brit/
>expect beautiful british slags
>get some mongrels, chinks, a dude and latinas

Sad!

Would you lads enlist if we went to war with yurop

I definitely would

Canon A1. Want to get some Portra for my trip to California

See

would you let the queen (god bless her) take a wee on your face?

don't like you


you're not nice

Jewish communist professors are forcing weird gender shit into Hull University

what did you say you son of a bitch

Who the fuck cares about Gibraltar? Most Brits have never even heard of it or know where it is.
Just give it back to Spain otherwise Spain plan to help Scotland gain independence

That's only because we wrote the history books

here's the finest slag britain has to offer