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Mine desu

I need help how do i make 2d anime girls into real thing

what did you mean by this

Wait for actual virtual reality to be a thing
Buy a 2000$ sexdoll

waiting for it

The first post retard

Oh
How are you always so smart and so fast?

Its just that you suck.

thank you japanese moot i finally have a girlfriend now

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did you come up with this
because if yes then it wasn't funny
however if you only copy pasted it ironically then it actually is funny because it's cringey

yep copy pasted it from discord server.

Akabur is such a fucking jew
How long can it take to draw some blue titties ffs

>discord server
hmm

fucking pornhubs servers on the fritz
some good videos werent loading so i had to settle for something else

XD

>wanting to be eating pussy

hmm

try cliphunter

fuck off jew

youtube.com/watch?v=WhZOi2y75SM

so funny omg xaxaxa ))))))))))))))))))))

???

>that asian cutie

>jews ITT

where the fuck even is Lithuania??

she wants his d so hard

google it faggot

dumpster behind maccas

youtube.com/watch?v=SjD9v9H2UrU
Baltics mentioned

Putin is based :3

They screwed up the order of Latvia and Lithuania in the translation.

>korean

not suprised that you can't see

>promised myself I'd do some work this weekend
>ssh to work
>open the project
>get terribly bored just from the thought of working from home
>drink myself to sleep instead, wake up and repeat
Good weekend

??????????????????
how is cliphunter jewish
or is this just one of your pointless shitposts behidn 4 levels of irony?

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what did you get drunk on

Whoops. Sorry buddy, didn't see you there.

Open your eyes , gook

i've heard someone say that the future is han chinese and if the future looks like this than i'm more than fine with it

das racis

nice ironic meme !
(peanut best jungler world)

Perry

Good Morning people

what are you, a woman? get the fuck out of here

>le ironic it's le morning meme
>le ironic it's night actually reply

>there are people itt who haven't been to conscription

Wew how can you even call yourself men?

this is actually true and i'm saying this as someone who hasn't been conscripted
all these homos tryna compensate for it with going to the gym but it's just not the same

Heh, fucken homo

>le
what are you, French

please don't shoot me

I only drink rums/bourbons/whiskeys and stuff when I'm in a good company.

Cider/beer for the times like this one.

Conscription really turns boys into men. It sets your mind straight. When you spend weeks living in a forest eating shit food, getting less than 5h of sleep a day and constantly being mentally fucked you learn to be humble and appreciate the little things as well as not to complain all the time

how can other """""posters""""" even compete?

O-ok
(Did I scare you)

a little bit, yes
please be more considerate :(

a serce teskni
bo gdzies daleko stad
zostal rodzinny dom
tam jest najpiekniej
tam wlasnie teraz rozkwitly kwiaty

Sorry...

>Wasting 9 months of your life in conscription, and those 9 month conscripts can't even compete with the fully trained soldier who has had years of training

>mfw Jews

do you by any chance still have that image with the anime girl who is kneeling in front of some man who holds her hair and her panties are pulled to her knees? she had a lot of abuse marks on her body

wed have it all
its what you do to me

>wasting your life masturbating to anime girls
>be weak as fuck
>thinking that you are better than everyone but you
Why is this person such a failure?

Hm, I know what pic you're talking about, but I have too much pics saved to find it...

okay

>not satisfying your desires with real person

every one around thinks you are a failure
accept it
you are easily offended

>caring about what normans think
i mildly chuckled

>wastes all of his time fighting a virgin weeb
I have already won

besides i'm not him to make things clear

You cared enough to make a post about your pathetic life
You call other people who disagree and point out your weaknesses "normies"

I... I'll try to find it online...

norman fuck off

>you're doing some curls and this guys walks up and tells you to leave

no

kangaroos cant talk

*laugh track as kumiko enters the thread*

how's it going?

>wastes 9 months of his life doing fuck all and basically getting nothing in exchange

they can use sign language, idiot

ehh it's not worth the trouble.
i'll just fap to something else.
but thank you for your good intentions, friend

Oh, okay

proofs?

i wish to die

he just did, while you were doing your curls
are you blind?

>wastes his time masturbating to anime girls and shitposting how he did it on /balt/

youtube.com/watch?v=L161LW6-R_A
>empty whole magazine into some faggot
>scream at him not to move
Burgers, everybody

Well then I'm sorry but I didn't see him so I'm not gonna move
What's he gonna do?

>magazine
LoL Lithuanian education

I'd hug you if you were the girl in your picture but I know that you're not, so

Clip? Whatever

first day off xanax and lean and i already wanna kill myself

what's wrong user? do you suffer from anxiety around people?

who the fuck unironically takes xanax to treat anxiety????

you're obviously fucked up in some way or another so that was my first guess.

nah bru im normal af

A na vaynie
Nielekki trud
A sam strelyai
A to ubiyut

>Whataboutism

who are you quoting?

A NA VAIŅE, KAK NA VAIŅĒEE, PADRUGA VSPOMŅI OBO MŅEEEE

How was your weekend peeps

Кoмбaт-бaтяня, бaтяня-кoмбaт,
Tы cepдцe нe пpятaл зa cпины peбят

PADALA ZIEMLYA S NIEBA PADALA ZIEMLYA

How can we get revenge on the empire of evil otherwise known as Russia?