You have just been recently been jailed for political crimes you are unaware of. You are cuffed and dragged to Prisoner Registration. The man (it's not actually hitler) at the front desk asks basic info about you.
What political party are you part of? When where you born? What is your name? What is your sex? What race are you? What are you in for?
First dubs gets to choose
>EACH POST IS PERMITTED ONE REROLL. All other rerolls are wasted and ignored.
Eli Wood
Libertarian January 1st 1953 Gary Johnson Male Aryan Rape
Hudson Reed
Reroll
Logan James
>National Socialist >Scotland >Chef Ada Hitler of Dublin >Male >Germanic >Treason
Alexander Reed
"Alright Johnson, you'll be in jail for quite a while thanks to your charges of.. uh... political rape. Guards take him to his cell."
Before you go, what do you say/do to the man at the desk.
Joseph Wilson
I want to support your cause
Luke Perez
It is too late to say anything.
Nazi Scum! This is why you've converted to Libtard and "politically raped" your way to jail.
Speaking of which the guard start to see you off to your cell.
What do you do?
Jack Rivera
Quietly go along.
Jose Butler
Go to the cell peacefully, what country are we in? Jerk off when we get to out cell.
Colton Williams
rape the guard to death and leave
Brandon Walker
Reroll. Also *our
Jack Edwards
Winrar
Kayden Reed
Go to /Quest for this kind of stuff
James Sanders
cheqem'
Hunter Fisher
Stomp 'em in the nuts while singing Stomp 'Em In The Nuts
Hudson Nguyen
Technically trips don't count. Reroll for this
Jose Morris
retard
Noah James
You politically rape the guard and start to walk out the door. The man at the desk is in utter shock and cannot speak.
Do you rape him or spare him? Or something else?
Charles Morgan
convert him to your cult
Kayden Wilson
Fist him.
Isaiah Jones
why did hitler jail me im blonde
Eli Myers
Quietly say "You're next" in German
Luke Evans
say to the man, You see this? You read political on paper and sneer but when you see this in person you are repulsed
Charles Foster
rollan
Landon Cox
You convert this man to your cult, (by politically raping him). He is now your slave and you learn that his original name was Harold but that won't do. What shall we name him now?
Carson Torres
1 Yung Haricot Vert
Mason Collins
The new hitlers bitch
Adam Howard
Muhammed
Landon Parker
Harold-chan
Jonathan Butler
reroll
Robert Baker
reroll pls
Bentley Scott
Mohammed
Jace Davis
reroll
Christian Flores
reroll
Connor Wright
Mohammad
Kevin Smith
This man's name is no... Mohammad. A true messiah's name. What must you do now?
Leo Brooks
escape prison you dingus dinagloo
Jace White
Plunder the armory and set out on a quest for the holy cum grail
Noah Brooks
MAKE the 4th reich rise after freeing the other inmates
Kevin Phillips
reroll
David Campbell
ask for directions to Allepo
Anthony Rivera
rr
Julian Cox
ROLLING FOR THIS LMAO
Benjamin Lee
rerolling the rick rolls
Jacob Hughes
Enter the cells looking for more people to convert to my cause.
Juan Cruz
Suck mohammad's dick
Luis Smith
Reroll
Jackson Young
reroll
Jackson Ross
Start on journey towards Tanya Hardings house
Samuel Campbell
Reroll
Aiden Scott
Convince Mohammad to assassinate trump.
David Roberts
With my trusty companion by my side, we make haste to the med ward operating room, where there is currently a lobotomy procedure underway
Grayson Williams
Rollin
Henry Baker
I tell my faithful ward to drop trousers, and it is then that I realize he is in fact a SHE!
Colton Allen
You decide to embark on Tanya Hardings house but don't you think you should gear up first or possibly explore the jail first for more followers? What shall you do?
Evan Hughes
Nice
Nathan Nguyen
No just go there.
Brandon Sanchez
Smear feces on the walls. It says "Sup Forums, he lives!"
Lucas Phillips
Nope. No time for that! To Tanya's house!
Evan Rodriguez
Reroll
Adam Ortiz
Reroll
Julian Fisher
Find all the men who are prison wives, make them mine, fuck the dead body, and see if I can find a key to a weapons vault or something
Brody Thompson
Roll
Nolan Adams
Rerollio
Ryder Green
Decide that jail was shit and that followers will be best in the rural North American deep south
Carter Ramirez
That just happened. What now?
Kevin Rodriguez
Circumcise mohammad with your teeth.
Dominic Scott
Decide that followers would be found best in the american deep south so you travel there
Jason Edwards
That just happened. What now?
Isaiah Clark
Well let's make our way to the armory. We will need flame throwers to penetrate the Harding ice fortress
Landon Anderson
Gain dildo from armory.
Logan Young
rollerino
Liam Howard
Rero
Ayden Sanders
i like where this is going
Jacob King
OP!
Landon Johnson
It seems as though the Jail contains many flamethrowers. Which one shall Gary choose?
Josiah Bell
6
Henry Thomas
Good work OP, keep going.
Benjamin Robinson
1
Evan Wilson
The secret Dildo thrower in the back.
Brandon Collins
Dildo flamer #6
Kevin Myers
Draw quick faggot
Jackson Kelly
1 and shove it in your ass all the way.
Nolan Turner
Rololol
Hudson Scott
Reroll
Landon Powell
2
Kevin Perry
Wait what?
Easton Thomas
know what a stickler for tradition Mohammed is, you choose #3, being fully aware that this particular model contains a manufacturing flaw that may just come in handy if your sidekick happens to betray you
Leo Mitchell
Choose the secret weapon that makes you fart when you walk.
Daniel Thompson
Mohammed is still a very very dirty little boy but Gary tells him to clean up or else he won't get daddy's new little toy. He does and is ready to embark on his adventure, what shall they do now.
Jonathan Perry
hide in an abandoned building somewhere, running as fast as they can
Jeremiah Rodriguez
Rape all prisoners left
Elijah Martinez
They exit the jail, Gary exclaims "never again", and sets fire to the building. They lift off in the warden's helicopter, and as they depart, the screams of the inmates as they are being burned alive can be heard in the distance.
Nathaniel Williams
Go to a gas station and buy condoms
Sebastian Cook
Reroll
John Price
Selfroll
Adrian Sanders
Find as many prisoners as possible who are willing to march on the Harding fortress
Lincoln Davis
Exit the prison. Then rotate 360 ° and walk away.
Jordan Price
Roll
Harding is known to have many diseases. Mohammed requests sheepskin. He would.