Move to america

Has anyone read this?

>tfw will never subside on a diet of nothing but milk and coke for an entire year in 70s LA
>tfw will never be so coked out of your fucking eyeballs you forget an entire year of your life

Feels kind of bad man

>in the 60s he could have fucked literally any girl on the planet
>choose to fuck Yoko Ono instead

>tfw will never make a genius album AND film and not even remember fucking making them

I bought the hardcover edition just so I could use it to beat my wife.

lol, yeah. I read that a long, long time ago for a project back in elementary school.

>>Implying New York is not a colony.

He was a closet gay and Yoko dominated him (gently).

Christ, he has a better ass than Yoko

It's not and we could decimate your tiny island in a matter of hours, user. We would but we don't need to because you're already doing it to yourself, britbong.