You wake up in 1835

You wake up in 1835

I need glasses

I need glasses too

I'd be close to legally blind

I need glasses of wine

Wtf i love Mexico now

>no georgia
what to do...

Hurry! Lets build that wall and keep the illegal Americans out of our cunt.

> 1835
> Die working off serfdom

>not waking up as barin
pleb

>living in a non-shit Detroit
Feels good man

Shit, Rosas is back to power. Better go on exile.

Better resolution.

be a serf and work for a noble who says hes so hungarian and fuck habsurgs but he taxes me to death
not alot of changed

FUCK OFF OPPRESSOR

>Purchase all the blacks
>give them enough money, weapons, and food to start a new life back in Africa
>ban slavery through mass bribery of southern congressmen
>fast forward to 2017
>Irish Lives Matter protestors burning down their own ghettos

> probability to wake up the barin - 1%
estimate your chances

As a Lombard, I would gladly suck mighty Austrian cocks and fight against the piedmontese conquest.

Please be gentle, spen

First order of business: find Samuel Colt and show him "my" idea for a repeating weapon, introducing full-auto to the mid-19th century.

REMOVE CRUMPETS

BRITS OUT

shit sure was blurry back then

>You wake up in 1835
I am fucked

>irish convict heritage
>living in an english non-convict colony

going to be fun

how did mexico lose so much land
t. know very little about the americas

they aren't very good at wars

by being incompetent spix, how else

>the whole USA could've never existed and be just part of North Mexico
>The whole north american continent would've been united, except for canadians that would probably be building a wall by now
when did it go so wrong

Are you Georgian?

>Ireland
>White