Eurovision 2017 is one month and a week away.
Who's hyped?
Also the official banner pictured is the perfect encapsulation of Swedish culture in my opinion.
Eurovision 2017
Jayden Phillips
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Justin Jackson
Is it possible for us to score minus points?
Isaac Howard
I'll be watching for the first time. What should I expect?
Brayden Hall
i dunno
last time Sweden was host so it was obvious there would be too much faggotry, and they did not disappoint
now i don't know
Luis Russell
It will be in ukraine so take a guess
Carter Thompson
That's Ukraine tho
Luke Sanders
btw i like Ukraine's song but since they chose rock, they gonna lose
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what, anti-russian statements and boicot against your wheeled girl?
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Levi Hall
You guys should be banned from eurovision and the euros after brexit
can't handle us at our worst, you don't deserve us at our best
Mason Wood
A celebration Americans don't partake in, perchance? A shocking turn of events?
Blake Rodriguez
desu I'd completely forgotten. I wonder how the whole refugee/islamofaskisti dealio will be represented
in before some east euro scores points with tits again
not so far, despite our best efforts
Samuel Rodriguez
All diaspora will be there so it will be massive shitstorm.
Cooper Rivera
Eurovision has a few countries that aren't in the EU, a couple aren't even on the right continent.
Connor Brooks
I know.
Get out of the European broadcasting deal reeeeeeeeeee
Kevin Bailey
Someone will have to pay our share.
Asher Sanders
Oh shit my mistake, I just saw blue and yellow, and "celebrate diversity" and my subconscious put 2 and 2 together.
Thomas Young
Oh shit I kinda love ukraines song, as far as cheesy euro-rock goes.
Gabriel Sanders
Maybe it is because european culture is completely alien to me, but I honestly can't understand how can anyone enjoy this tacky shitfest.
Gabriel Brooks
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Jonathan Garcia
I dont want int to get flooded with crossboarders again.
Hopefully they will make the sticky on mu this time.
Aaron Richardson
Not even the performers take it seriously, man.
but it's fun the way Sup Forums is fun ;)
John Green
>mu
are you fucking serious nigga
Caleb Martin
>"celebrate diversity"
>only a handful of countries don't sing in english
nice one, yurop
Henry Martin
I dont joke around
Sebastian Hall
Sup Forums is a shit board and they hate music
at least say Sup Forums or i dunno
there isn't really any place better than Sup Forums for non-american happenings
Anthony Bennett
Then do it on pol since the Eurovision is being influenced by politics anyway
Christian Martin
>celebrate diversity
>90% of the songs are sung in english
nope
Gabriel Cooper
this idea is so crazy that it might work
>sing in local language
>get no votes because locals can't vote for their own country and nobody else understands their song
>sing in english
>get the wrath of SJWs on internet
oh the dilemma!
Lucas Sanchez
Russia has a handicapped singer, kek. Try booing them this year eurocucks.
Leo James
>he needs to understand lyrics to enjoy a song
pleb
Gavin Butler
Not sure about you but most people in Europe have listened to foreign language songs (mainly English and Spanish) for their entire life.
Gavin Hughes
hmmm?
Luis Martinez
This time, Portugal has a chance(or not)
Christian Gutierrez
Damn, he's really good.
Shame only pop songs win, rock and slower song never have a chance.
Hunter King
The clapping ruins that version. Can't those plebs wait for the end of the song?
Here's a non-clapping version, with less autism and a better performance from Salvador imo.
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Joseph White
Whatever country sings in English or wins Eurovision in English is cucked and a disgrace beyond believe - the UK doesn't count, because we don't win anyway and we're allowed to sing in English.
Caleb Rogers
Which countries compete?
Angel Myers
>You guys should be banned from eurovision and the euros after brexit
Seeing as the UK actually has a worldwide relevant music industry, I wish we would leave this embarrassing shitshow. But unfortunately we're one of the biggest contributors and automatically get included in the final.
Jason Smith
our entry is so shit
Bentley Rodriguez
lordi won some years ago
Caleb Barnes
>our entry is so shit
Well yeah, it's the Eurovision """"song"""" contest.
Gavin Baker
here's a compilation youtube.com
it says 43 countries compete
it's really good actually. i liked it
>mainly English and Spanish
so obviously most "winner" songs will be in english or spanish, or not?
Ethan Wright
Every European country, each country votes for their own representative act through the most watched to show in their country, then there's two shows, with half the countries in each, that whittles down about half of the overall countries.
Then the final determines the winner.
Israel also competes despite not being in Europe, because how dare Europe leave poor little ol' Israel out, goy.
There like a spoiled kid who demands you invite him to a party because "don't you know who my dad is?"
Luke Martinez
>Every European country
and some "special guests"
Henry Foster
>so obviously most "winner" songs will be in english or spanish, or not?
>spanish
That'll be the day
Liam Sanchez
Only spaniards sing in spanish and they're not very good at eurovisioning.
Western countries haven't been particularly good in the last 2 decades. It's mostly eastern yurop and scandinavia ruling the thing.
Josiah Powell
Who /montenegro/ here?
Jace Miller
Yeah, Israel and Australia.
I don't mind Aussies taking part because they're pretty much 90% European diaspora and I generally really like them as people, but Israel competing makes me sick.
James Clark
I guess they're appealing to the LGBT audience
pretty wise of them, fags love yurovision
Jeremiah Hernandez
Israel has been competing since the 70s. Countries like Morocco and Egypt are eligible to participate as well, they just choose not to because they're too butthurt to share a stage with Israel.
Also, we are nowhere near 90% European, more like 75% and we haven't even sent a white European singer to Eurovision. In 2015 we sent a Malaysian, 2016 was a Korean and this year is an Abo.
Wyatt Rodriguez
Why are Ireland's song always so hokey and lame?
We've won it 7 times, more times than any country, and three times in a row, more consecutive wins of any country.
But the last ten years have been produced utter shit, despite having a great music scene over here, rock has always been our strength as a country musically, yet we always enter some effeminate guy singing music only grandmothers like.
For Fucks sake, people like energy, not music that puts people to sleep.
Angel Powell
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Adrian Peterson
Bring back the glory days tbqh.
Mason Ramirez
I unironically think this is pretty great.
Carson Ortiz
Very boring and safe pop. Doesn't stand out at all - midtable at best.
Connor Stewart
Not sure if it's a wise move to send such an effeminate homo to Ukraine though. They might boo him off the stage.
Camden Mitchell
The best song we ever produced.
Jace Hughes
>They might boo him off the stage.
That would prompt the fags to raid the voting.
You should check how the tranny from israel won back in the 90s.
Daniel Allen
Sweden will win. Calling it now.
Yup.
Thomas Green
Reminder that Waterloo is the best Eurovision song
Julian Gonzalez
>Not based Lordi
Mason Green
We gonna win this year.We are sending an actual gypsy.Tolerants and progressives will wet their boipucci from joy
Jason Smith
I wonder if who wins this year will be politically motivated like last year
We should have won
Jaxon Kelly
Of course, thwy have an agenda.Jury voting was introduced for that reason.
William Nguyen
Ours was better desu. So was the Austrian. But the Russian should have won.
Brody Morales
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Michael Jones
That bearded lady a few years ago was nowhere near being the best song but won anyway because we are yuros and must aggressively signal how pozzed we are
Jayden Roberts
I'll be too busy playing computa games or shooting my air rifle or fixing something.
Aint got time to waste on yurotrash things.
Ryan Jackson
Isn't the cripple they chose banned from Ukraine because of something to do with Crimea?
Jaxon Davis
I actually liked her song and voice. It was very James Bond-esque.
But I can't really remember any other entry from that year. Who do you think was better?
Joseph Mitchell
The Netherlands was second that year. It was between us and the bearded lady. I also liked the bearded ladys song.
Jeremiah Adams
The Netherlands vs Austria
The USA vs Europe
Blake Flores
literally have never watched
will never watch either what is this faggot shit
Ian Hughes
i have no idea who this is, lads, and i don't know how to feel about not having a meme competing for us
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also, Hungary, are you ok?
Connor Bailey
She doesn't stand a chance I'm afraid lol.
Colton Flores
>Eurovision
We Ribbit now :^)
Eli Lee
After the incident with the Tunisian DJ, I felt I needed to take a stand and become an MC
Who's up for Islamic Dubstep and Christian Reggae?
Blake Reed
Easton Kelly
>Islamic Dubstep
Seems dope
Jose Watson
I wish, 12 from me.
100% Italy win this year.
Robert Davis
"In the name of Allah, most gracious most merciful"
*beat drops and Skrillex kills it*
Ryder Brooks
wrong board
>>/lbtgredo/
Noah Edwards
I hope we send some refugeee kids
Grayson Campbell
also the giant anal beads
Gabriel Ortiz
Following the Eurovision with Sup Forums is always fun, though the actual show is a shitfest. So I'd say I'm pretty excited.
Xavier Diaz
>I will watch yurovision again
>I will enjoy the first half
>The voting will make me mad as fuck like every other time
Jaxson Bailey
David Ortiz
>Watch Eurovision
>Wonder why Jews participate and why we stopped
Nicholas Nelson
We compete because we pay money to the European Broadcast Authority like the rest of you.
Christopher Lopez
another yearfor eccentric gay attraction from europe
great!
Elijah Ramirez
>celebrate diversity
>90% will sing in english
Mason Rivera
Some country must send a middleeastern migrant to eurovision sometime or later, cmon
Henry Wood
We might have a chance this year, lads
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Noah Barnes
Italy will probably win. It's a good song too. Only Sweden or Bulgaria could beat you.
Thomas Miller
But Israel still has to qualify, at least with the United Kingdom, France, Germany, Spain and Italy they gain automatic qualification to the final so are guaranteed embarrassment (Italy not so much).