/cum/

Fiscal responsibility edition

First for Switzerland

I am a good person.

I would add Veterans Benefits to Military because if you spend money on military there will be veterans.

this is nice board

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Is this us? Because I know part of our budget is interest payments on loans.

For real those, who's that retarded autistic cuck who responds to other posts without replying to them with the >>POSTNUMBER was he that faggot using the @ symbol to reply to some other anons?

Damn the Saudis love Dr*mpf now

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ARAB'D

>For real those, who's that retarded autistic cuck who responds to other posts without replying to them with the >>POSTNUMBER was he that faggot using the @ symbol to reply to some other anons?

Oh gee I wonder why

>new mexico

>>new mexico

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>Clack my ass

>this thread

>autism.jpg

the fedoraposters are more autistic than the posters they're mocking

my girlfriend is applying to give a speech at the freshman convocation and she was asking for ideas so I said a couple of things and she thought they were good and said I should apply. should I?

>the fedoraposters are more autistic than the posters they're mocking

>the fedoraposters are more autistic than the posters they're mocking

would commit suicide if I lived in New Mexico

>the fedoraposters are more autistic than the posters they're mocking

i just got here and the thread was new

but then there was nothing but greentext and fedora

we really are the worst general on Sup Forums

What a bunch of fucking losers

You posted that in the last thread.

No one responded because everyone hates you.

>What a bunch of fucking losers

this

Should we kill all Christians for world peace?

Yanks? No thanks.

FOY

>this

>Should we kill all Christians for world peace?

We should gas all theists

>FOY

We should kill everyone who isn't me.

oh.

>We should gas all theists

Life is suffering, lads

literally /cum/

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Yeah.

How can this happen?

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Don't post this in the fiscal responsibility edition

why

>fiscal responsibility edition
Doesn't this edition spend more than half on the military?

I don't hate you, so I don't really understand why everyone else does.

I'm the only person you have left.

Tell me stories form your school lads.

>There was literally only one black kid in my high school she got here half way through the year

>She was literally the first person to LEGIT vandalize shit in the school

>she wrote 2pac thug life in big sharpie along with her full fucking name

/cum/ more like /bums/

>I'm trying to execute an elaborate plot to get you to clack my ass

sorry i should have been less fucking stupid she wrote this on a desk in the classroom if anyone actually cares about the post

Have you never heard of a mortgage before?

This Women's hockey game is actually quite good

Canada?

more like /A FUCKING LEAF/

>friends and I buy a bunch of those towel things that expand once wet
>put a bunch of them into toilets but didn't flush
>people who went in after us probably freaked out when the water started rising after they flushed
>school has an "investigation" into who did it after they got the towels out of the pipes
>never caught us
Fun times

*arrives in a Monster Truck*

Now I hate you too.

In quebec we dont even use the word "mortgage" it literally translates to "death pledge" or "death sentence" haha

some lanky, creepy kid who was always in detention fingered a girl he was with at a school dance and got expelled
he did it right in front of everyone

>someone just tweeted this at me
Kind of rude

*sneezes*

>"Mortgage" means 'death pledge'

Sure, but that's a reddit-tier understanding of etymology. It comes from the Legal French terms they used in the Middle Ages, referring to the pledge 'dying' on payment or foreclosure.

Ok

>Albanian doesn't like Croat.
>The Croat is a nice guy. Our ways home are partly the same and we often walk together and talk about grills and other interesting stuff.
>The Albanian is an asshole who told me that his father told him that the Swiss had done evil things. He doesn't tell which things, the Albanian was just a bullshitter.
>One day Albanian throws chair into the back of the Croat
>Nothing happened after that it seemed. No (temporary) expulsion.

were you not aware they were walling off your state

if you werent sent a notice you must be an undesirable

I wear holes in my socks like after having them only for a week.

My feet are very destructive it seems.

Literally nothing happened at my school. The only things I remember are the time someone threw a cinder block at an autistic kid and all the metal forks I shoved in the cafeteria's ventilation.

Sounds like you just buy really shitty socks.

the gf. She's a girl who's my friend but also my girlfriend desu

>arkansaw

it happens with all kind, no matter the thickness or fabric

the team i root for sucks!!!!!

I don't get why people on Sup Forums don't like sluts. It's not like anyone's forcing you to marry the girl.

>oregon

we did this the other day senpai

you're a slut and I like you :o

because sluts don't give me attention either

I just want a girl with a brain in her head and also ass

this

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ALL PIZZAS SHOW BOW BEFORE ANCHOVY PIZZAS

INSHALLAH PINEAPPLE PIZZA WILL BE WIPED FROM THE FACE OF THIS EARTH

everyone enjoying a good rain

I'm not a slut but I am taking one to see a shitty movie today.

*throws you a beer*

>anchovy pizza

I hope you get to meet the ghost in her shell.

*beer slips through my pizza fingers*

*misses the catch*
*glass shards line floor*

KEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKKE'd

I release my ghost in your shell bby

basic math and realistic self appraisal. There's only so many attractive enough women, and no man wants to marry a slut. Therefore, there's a short supply of women who aren't human garbage, and meet a certain appearance threshold. Well, that means there's every man competing for a reduced pool of women. It would be easier if we didn't have to compete for so few.

*forces you to lap it up, not caring about your tongue cutting on the broken glass*

its POURING here

>tfw an arkansawyer responds to you

>Now I hate you too.
oh
>our school didn't have a auditorium so we had to move all percussion equipment to the middle school the day before concerts
>we load the equipment into our cars and drive it over during school
>we usually stop at mcdonalds before going back to school and always bring our teacher a black coffee
>the guy driving orders a black coffee
>kid in the back seat heard the word black and yelled nigger
>he didn't realize his window was open
>the lady inside was black
>she tells us off
>the idiot driving tells her what school we're from
>we get back and the vice principal is in the parking lot
>she just says hi and we all go to class
>right when I sit down I get an office note saying to come see the security guard after that class
>wait for an hour stressing out while the class ends
>turns out my teacher just accidentally marked me absent

tl;dr the jews

>red or green

its POURING there

if twoface finds out you outed his hideout in the ozarks he'll burn down half your house

or theres a 50% chance he'll burn half your house

kek