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emily

How this make you feel brown boi?

>americucks

Just been thinking we could invade you considering you couldent win against 'nam farmers

>Be europeeing
>get TRUCKED

>tfw no cara gf

>Ahmed bin Christopher proud convert takes a picture with his soon to be widow before mounting his plastic explosive butt plug.

I bet she pegs him

NEED a qt ruskie gf

The recent terrorist attack is part of a campaign to take our trucks away

>t.barely won a war against the whitest South Americans and had to bait the U.S. into WW1

When we defeat them in WW3, all the cute russian girls will be ours

I'm going to the theater today and I'm going to buy snacks instead of sneaking them in the impress the lady friend

>be americuck

>get TOWERED.COM

We actually won unlike you. VIET FUCKING FARMERS LMAO

be urself

really activate the almonds

Not even yourself believe this.

>be europeein
>get TRUCKED

What did he mean by this

#BanAssaultTrucks
#IllRideAndDieThroughTheCrowdWithYou
#NotAllMuslims
#ReligionOfPeice

No one except terrorists and smuggles needs high capacity trucks. Aussault trucks should be banned and replaced with pic related.

did the brits have no artillery?

I believe it, he's a cool guy and I think she'll really be impressed by him.

How do we stop the eternal NY nigga?

I've never seen an Islamic girl, but please don't send some.

Who the fucks wanna impress a girl by buying snacks?

Unless you are autistic.

Which in your case, may be tre.

>tfw no german gommie terrorist gf

They really big sluts desu, I think you'd like them if you like mexican girls.

Not being able to recognize obvious jokes is a sign of autism, user.

>airplanes too hard to hijack, start jacking trucks

>trucks become to hard to hijack, start jacking submarines

they're coming for our aquariums next

I want black girls, please send some.

>t.Lost a war to hillbilly colonials (though let's be honest the American leaders were well above your average British soldiers as far as class and wealth).

*is tired*

no you don't

i'm a menace to society

>taking pride in things you have had no hand in

...

>british army was so incompetent they tried to bribe American generals to switch sides

no artillery and no intelligence.

you can have the fat ones, I'm keeping the suburban black cuties

They are BEST girls

Are you him and trying to get yous? I've never seen that muppet before.

>outnumber louisiana swamp niggers 3 to 1
>still lose

Supposedly the vagina is off limits but blow jobs and power fucking the backdoor is all good.

THE AUSTRALIAN DURING
HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED
TO STEAL,, DRINK,, AND SNIFF GASOLINE
""THE AUSTRALIAN"" PLANTS CROPS TO PRODUCE THE MOST DISGUSTING BEER!!
THE AUSTRALIAN DOESN'T BATHE, DOESN'T STUDY,
DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL, DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE, HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED, BRUTE, DUMB, PROFANE, REPUGNANT

HOW DO YOU SAY AUSTRALIAN IN LATIN ???

*"AUSTRALOPITECUS"

HOW TO RECOGNIZE AN AUSTRALIAN? IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE BROWN AND ASIAN, LIKE SHIT, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1.50 TO 1.60, LIKE THEIR FILIPINO COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED FROM CENTURIES OF DRINKING TOXIC CALLED "VICTORIA BITTER"
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY HAVE ENORMOUS NOSES LIKE SHARKS OR TUCANS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE ENGLISH CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE BROWN GOOKS AND HAVE NO EYELIDS
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED EMUS

Fuck Drumpf

Frumpf Duck

He's a NY fag on the Sup Forums discord who won't shut up about Maplestory and how a penny is 1/100th of a can of Arizona tea

You really don't. The Spaniards reliance on natives in your country actually is a bonus point.

Duck Fonald Rump!

I want theseee

cop the shirt or nah

HATE SPEECH

IS NOT

FREE SPEECH

Hello I'm a brainwashed goy who wants to bring democracy to the middle east by toppling foreign democratically elected governments and replacing them by extreme religious head cutters, is this my designated posting thread?

ate too much for dinner again

donald trump is my wife!!! I'm going to slap his butt!!!

this

>toppling foreign [...] governments
foreign?

need more people like you in the world

yes it is brother welcome to the goy concentration camp

no

this whole new-goth scene is so fucking gay

STOP IT

we BOTH know that's NOT TRUE so don't even PRETEND that it is

*trips down the stairs with a plate of spaghetti*

Still no kurdish gf, buds.

why are canadians so fat?

>eating too much
what language are you speaking?

bombed a calculus 3 exam. hard.

>my good posts get ignored

fuck yall

first we get them fat
then we eat them
keep it a secret

dumb coraposter

>bombed
I'm not a native speaker. Does this mean your exam was a bomb?

Poutine, all dressed chips and beaver tails.

he blew up the exam room

hii~

No it means he sang a nasheed and made mincemeat out of himself and everyone else in the class room

I did really, really bad.

can't fail a class if the class is dead

he did poorly

>nicest person you will ever meet
>twisted fucking psychopath

i also don't know what he meant, don't worry

give me your coraline folder ty

>he's autistic AND uses a mac

do you have any redeeming qualities chicano?

havent slept in 24 hours buds
probably wont be able to when i try again

:o)

:^)
:o)
:v)

are you the alcoholic?

nicest youtube chef you'll ever meet

>when user bombs his calculus exam
youtube.com/watch?v=1nIN6Ciw1Ws

good post

When did you realize Islam was the master religion? Even the Fuhrer wished all true Aryans would convert to the Islamic master warrior alpha religion.

havent left my house in 2 years buds
probably wont be able to when i try again

going to a japanese steakhouse for my mom's birthday

i will wear my anime clothes

Actually a good post.

yup
spent all last night puking and withdrawing
was quite grim

fuck off leech

living during the time when the first skyscrapers were constructed must have been so surreal

do you look cute in them?

shan't

...

Why is this thread trying to emulate /brit/
/brit/ is cancer in it's purest form