brit in the middle edition
/brit/
cara
karen
Hitler
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Winston Churchill was born in a public toilet.
was going to fuck drumpf but janny would NOT be happy
How do you start a convo on tinder and what do you talk about?
I'm shocking ha
jewish gf
Drumpf isn't my president
> when the gf doesn't "get" your thing but understands that's because of her female sub-intellect and doesn't freak out like a lesbo
Wife that hoe.
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Wow creepy.
I swiped right because I want sex. When are we meeting up?
"Hello slag" should suffice lad
just realised my initials are sjw
people I socialise with;
1. the crew
2. the gang
Her and the turtleneck Aussie would have some truly evil children
alri
Can you show us more?
Alri' Saul Joseph Watson
The perfect gf is:
> fit
> attractive
> smells good
> lets you smell her hair
> like video games
> doesn't criticise your hobbies
This is all I want.
To those who have the flag add-on in /brit/, I wanted to ask: do I still have mine on?
Would you say you were.... TRIGGERED upon that realization?
fuck the grand national
no
is turtle still /ourguy/?
shut up
yes
grand the fuck national
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Wish argie pope would fuck off
John Paul was a top lad
The gf.
I think you're called Sean :p
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wouldn't mind a canister of sarin gas straight to the scrot
well you're wrong then
You're not trolling me are you?
coloured
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never question my integrity again
what's the plan for today then lads?
Saw some negros in the pool this morning lads
Sorted em right out
reply to you
Can't sleep lads
Spent all night shiteposting
is that a man
> the things normal people consider atrocious I consider hilarious
This is why I'm going to hell.
Y-yes sir
tfw a 16yr old can clean and jerk your deadlift
instagram.com
whoa.. so this is the power of screenshots...
err excuse me?
/r/casualUK
The new and improved /brit/ folks
I was pointing out how easy it is to edit a screenshot to show (you)s
i have such a dark sense of humour XD
SERSHLAD
ah ok
*blocks you*
>went to sleep at half 5 yesterday evening
>just woke up now
Don't think that's natural lads.
en.wikipedia.org
doing a read
reckon /brit/ is infected with it
WON'T be doing a read
reckon your mum is infected with my seed
wish i could genocide moths
is rafi about
It's not a joke or a gimmick when I say I've never even once clicked a link on here
Going to get my haircut
what should I get
just a heads up - no one is shocked or cares
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i get creeped out by the garden snakes and moths that pop up in the summer here.
SHANT be visited ausfailia on account of the fauna
sershlad died, I'm his replacement
hi-top fade
>Australia
mm don't like characterisations of us not having blue eyes
ive lived here for all my life and the only time ive seen a snake was when some reptile park thing visited my primary school
jesus was a refugee
Tossed in the back, scrambled in the front.
Why hasn't the popular children's book Noughts & Crosses been adapted into a film yet? Seems like a cash cow desu, might have to do it myself.
oh
you gay?
what does 'strewth' actually mean?
there was a decently big python in my backyard a few months ago
tights?
is that the app or something
probably lol
"wew" in australian
also, wears a hijab
wish my penis was a python so it could chomp on my bollocks
Do you guys accept refugees from /cum/? I shan't be posting there anymore and the general has been filled with Sup Forumstards who left their sorry state of a board.
Corruption of God’s truth. Compare zounds, blimey.
Alternative forms
’strewth, streuth, strooth, struth, ’struth
(Britain, Australia, New Zealand) A mild oath expressing surprise or generally adding emphasis.
that's a nice pic
>Do you guys accept refugees
Fuck off we're full
Yes it is. It's called clover.
is it a part of your daily vocabulary?
I heartily recommend you all invest in a pair of sunglasses this summer, boys. Get an eyeful of the lasses through your fancy glasses.
no im not lower class enough
Absolutely not.
we don't get sun here
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#NoShitposterIsIllegal
Haha le weather is bad in Britain and we all drink tea and tut at each other xD
Can't stand this pathetic view the UK puts put of itself