/brit/

brit in the middle edition

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cara

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grime

karen

Hitler

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Winston Churchill was born in a public toilet.

was going to fuck drumpf but janny would NOT be happy

How do you start a convo on tinder and what do you talk about?

I'm shocking ha

jewish gf

Drumpf isn't my president

> when the gf doesn't "get" your thing but understands that's because of her female sub-intellect and doesn't freak out like a lesbo
Wife that hoe.

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Wow creepy.

I swiped right because I want sex. When are we meeting up?

"Hello slag" should suffice lad

just realised my initials are sjw

people I socialise with;
1. the crew
2. the gang

Her and the turtleneck Aussie would have some truly evil children

alri

Can you show us more?

Alri' Saul Joseph Watson

The perfect gf is:
> fit
> attractive
> smells good
> lets you smell her hair
> like video games
> doesn't criticise your hobbies

This is all I want.

To those who have the flag add-on in /brit/, I wanted to ask: do I still have mine on?

Would you say you were.... TRIGGERED upon that realization?

fuck the grand national

no

is turtle still /ourguy/?

shut up
yes

grand the fuck national

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Wish argie pope would fuck off

John Paul was a top lad

The gf.

I think you're called Sean :p

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wouldn't mind a canister of sarin gas straight to the scrot

well you're wrong then

You're not trolling me are you?

coloured

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never question my integrity again

what's the plan for today then lads?

Saw some negros in the pool this morning lads
Sorted em right out

reply to you

Can't sleep lads

Spent all night shiteposting

is that a man

> the things normal people consider atrocious I consider hilarious
This is why I'm going to hell.

Y-yes sir

tfw a 16yr old can clean and jerk your deadlift
instagram.com/p/BSlo_NRl0ul/

whoa.. so this is the power of screenshots...

err excuse me?

/r/casualUK

The new and improved /brit/ folks

I was pointing out how easy it is to edit a screenshot to show (you)s

i have such a dark sense of humour XD

SERSHLAD

ah ok
*blocks you*

>went to sleep at half 5 yesterday evening
>just woke up now
Don't think that's natural lads.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_psychogenic_illness
doing a read
reckon /brit/ is infected with it

WON'T be doing a read

reckon your mum is infected with my seed

wish i could genocide moths

is rafi about

It's not a joke or a gimmick when I say I've never even once clicked a link on here

Going to get my haircut
what should I get

just a heads up - no one is shocked or cares

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i get creeped out by the garden snakes and moths that pop up in the summer here.

SHANT be visited ausfailia on account of the fauna

sershlad died, I'm his replacement

hi-top fade

>Australia

mm don't like characterisations of us not having blue eyes

ive lived here for all my life and the only time ive seen a snake was when some reptile park thing visited my primary school

jesus was a refugee

Tossed in the back, scrambled in the front.

Why hasn't the popular children's book Noughts & Crosses been adapted into a film yet? Seems like a cash cow desu, might have to do it myself.

oh
you gay?

what does 'strewth' actually mean?

there was a decently big python in my backyard a few months ago

tights?

is that the app or something

probably lol

"wew" in australian

also, wears a hijab

wish my penis was a python so it could chomp on my bollocks

Do you guys accept refugees from /cum/? I shan't be posting there anymore and the general has been filled with Sup Forumstards who left their sorry state of a board.

Corruption of God’s truth. Compare zounds, blimey.
Alternative forms
’strewth, streuth, strooth, struth, ’struth

(Britain, Australia, New Zealand) A mild oath expressing surprise or generally adding emphasis.

that's a nice pic

>Do you guys accept refugees

Fuck off we're full

Yes it is. It's called clover.

is it a part of your daily vocabulary?

I heartily recommend you all invest in a pair of sunglasses this summer, boys. Get an eyeful of the lasses through your fancy glasses.

no im not lower class enough

Absolutely not.

we don't get sun here

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anime

#NoShitposterIsIllegal

Haha le weather is bad in Britain and we all drink tea and tut at each other xD

Can't stand this pathetic view the UK puts put of itself