Your cunt

Your cunt

Your favorite Greek philosopher

Albania
Alexis Tsipras

all of them

beat me to it

Ikibey

Hypatia

This

but Diogene was digusting and basically some ancient edgelord.
If he was alive today, he will probably be an extreme anarcho-SJW.

Aristotle

lel

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Avicen

kek

this guy knows his shit

socrates cause he diddled kids

...

flag
diogenes cause he's the original emo hipster scum

US

Empedocles

Ataturk

You posted the best one

Milo t.b.h.

He wasn't an emo and a hipster.

Burgeristan

non-meme answer:

Aristotle > Plato > Sextus Empiricus
> Epicurus > Plotinus > Plutarch > Epictetus > Heraclitus > Anaximander
> Parmenides > Diogenes the Degenerate

gorgias the nihilist

Diogenes is a meme.

This

Empedocles

Because he was always drunk xD