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rick and morty edition

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doing a *burp* poo morty

reminder: you will NEVER have a pretty gf

FLUBALUBADUBDUB

WOOO

If tomorrow the British government decided to do a chemical weapons attack on Milton Keynes what would be the repercussions

Asking for a friend

overrated show

bad company lads

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Non-yank reddit autism edition

honestly the best animated show in the past decade

absolute state of the guy in the last thread that had hull to draw away to man city

labour would drop 2 points in the next icm poll

Na, sarin fucks you right up. Muscles start spasming, paralysis kicks in, you start suffocating and on top of all that, you start pissing and shitting yourself. Probably as a result of the spasming/paralysis.

>threadsplitting retard
fuck off

t. British government

threadsplitting is the ultimate autism 2bh
people forget about the OP after 10 posts anyway

more like REDDIT and morty

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the anthem of /brit/

*uses chemical weapons on you*

Futurama was infinitely better

>They're good at fighting
have you actually seen 3rd worlders in combat?
they're fucking absolute garbage

bought one of these.

Looks like a prossie I used to visit frequently

idpol?

could have done without the post-cancellation seasons though
there were 0 (zero) bad episodes up to that point

is it fast

Business idea: no editions and stock /brit/ thread images strictly enforced by the janny to stop people thread splitting

the last good futurama episode was like 13 years ago

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THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE...when we ride on our enemies

*fart*
u-uh *burp*
*pop culture reference from the 90s*

Why are there so many coffee autists here? Just drink instant you fucking woman

fucking belter of a game

fart burp unicorns morty !!!! get 2 da choppa !!!!!1morty unicorns bacon

Not that mong but PRAYING Huddersfield stage a comeback

wonder what it was like to live in nazi-occupied france before d-day

mm don't like this
what next? a wall of text with """helpful""" links and a link to the old thread?

I don't like coffee that much but I can tell how much better filter coffee is than instant
instant coffee is liquid AIDS

11. Scamper off you junkie!

>you start pissing and shitting yourself. Probably as a result of the spasming/paralysis.
That's not why you start pissing and shitting yourself.

watching rick and morty and there is literally nothing you can do to stop me

thinking of pizza

don't think you've seen a rick and morty episode

Might order a dominos

i like rick and morty desu, they could stand to tone down the toilet humour though desu

BACON FART NARWHAL MORTY ..... FART BACON ......... FART

in a bad spot

hope it persists

POO

remember when the US killed Osama but wouldn't show any photos of his corpse, claimed they dumped the body in the ocean and then half the SEAL team died in a crash
lmao

good post

Was just looking at the cheapest possible phones you can buy

>Phone with just basic phone functions
>£5 + have to buy £10 credit so basically £15

>Shit Android phone with 520mb ram, 3.5 inch screen, no 4g, Android 5.1 etc.
>£20

I know it wouldn't be great but didn't realise there were first hand smartphones that cheap

IN

alri

haven't made pizza in a while
don't order or buy 'zzas from the supermarket
not worth it
it's so nice making the shape with just your bare hands then spreading olive oil on the base and tomato sauce, a bit of salt, basil, drained mozz.

h-here I go

the shit android would be so slow and shit that it will be 24/7 suffering

marion

anime is shit

yeah mental how literally no major media outlet latched onto those facts

get fucked reddit

Make an OP like the /britfeel/ lads

everyone knows he died of kidney failure years beforehand

you can drain my bollocks if you'd like

order a cheeky one la

go on

what? thats literally what happened you idiot

everyone reported that

>no oregano
arrested for crimes against pizza

...

NEED the warmth and comfort of a woman lads

reddit tier post

really nasty thing to say

ok but i am NOT making 'zza under these circumstances

yeah you're probably right, i was 16 and semi-lucid in 2011

...

You lads going on the pub crawl with beer garden lad?

thanks
why are you in a bad spot

single women over 35 need to be culled
same goes for virgin men above 21

why do pakis smell?

lel

You got BTFO in the last thread, don't bother dragging your autism into this one.

I miss it

time stopped around 2012 for me, 2013 just keeps getting replayed

spanking my own arse with the tv remote
not sure why but it feels decent

Literally no logic for Assad to gas his own people at this moment.

An absolute false flag to trick drumpf into overthrowing Assad

their diet has a lot of spices that cause a strong body odor and general lack of good hygenic practices

Real talk: Atlantic City is the GOAT Springsteen song

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sarin gas attack syria

the gf wants me to lick her bum

virgin men above 21 are all geniuses though

ever heard of isaac newton or nikola tesla?

...

hot
>billboard images
now i have to distinguish between street signs and billboards wtf

sdoin boyos

they both went mental too

post turtleneck

Wouldn't dick the anchorwoman on BBC news right now if you paid me

cheer up t.mong

>not having done it already
that's why you gay

are you a slav or italian