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Born just in time, edition.

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Romanians

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the true redpill

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*trips*

>bunging england in with london
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LSD for breakfast lunch and dindins

any more bollock busting pasta?

Good post, ISIS are actually pretty based

hmmmyes it's easier for women to get men more attractive than them HHHMMMmmmmm

Won £110 lads

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Its such a BEAUTIFUL day outside.

What are you doing inside user?

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Adele is a fat cockney alcoholic

watching a simpsons episode where bart gets a gf and genuinely feeling a bit jealous
christ my life it wasnt suppose to be like this

Pinched my nose while sneezing and my bollocks exploded

if this was true why do you have so much trouble meeting women when you're also 6'3?

Won £75 on the GN lads

if it weren't for the fact that they would likely kill me given the chance, ISIS are pretty rad dudes.
I can respect them without liking them

So there's a chick in my class I like; unfortunately i'm quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day me and her boyfriend are walking among a group of our fellow students when a gang banger appears and threatens with a gun. Her 'big and though' boyfriend instantly freezes and loses the ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practise out in one fell swoop . "Go ahead" I say. "The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millenia. Do you fancy the odds?" Instantly the gang-banger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she didn't see before. She thanks me with a kiss, but I don't smile because i was only doing my duty. Safe to say she saw who a real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and you'll face your worst nightmare.

truth

t. 6'4"

True breh
6'1 here, girls routinely ignore my manlet mates and flock to me when we're out on the razz

She isnt very attractive, theyre about equal

217kg snatch wew
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Rorkes will never recover

well done x

Small time pleb, see

>600GB iphone

oh no there goes the glue after all

Liam

expected this to be a bollockbuster about throwing them in front of the oncoming bullet

Are these alright to wear with jeans and a hoody if I'm just going into town tomorrow night?

My normal trainers ripped and these are all I have, I think basic white with jeans is a good combo 2bh.

we can't ban men because women are too useless

what the hell did these people do in the tito/caucescu/hoxha etc days? can't imagine they engaged so openly in the begging/criminality they seem solely evolved to do in this day and age back then ...

Post more bollocks stories!

Thought this was a ballbuster and read the whole thing

>600 chinkabyte iphone

Virgin shoes 2bh

How exactly does one get pussy while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always cock blocking you. when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows shit out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl . Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your dick off, just to fuck with you. Then you try to look up some porn when you get home just to relieve the tension but you just know the CIA is monitoring and 3 other govornment agencies are watching you beat off. Then you finally break down and Jack off in the shower which sets off some fucking biohazard drain alarm and the entire place is on lock down until they can find the source of the specimen and you end up getting debriefed by the joint chiefs of staff about your masturbatory habits and how you almost created a national security issue with your dick. Then wikileaks leaks your search history showing you looked up penis enlargement techniques when it was actually just some click bait you'd accidentally clicked and TYT spends all next week talking about your supposed micro penis. So you end up squirming a little since you are so wound up and being judged constantly and now people are saying you look like a fucking mental patient and you start to think you'll never get any pussy.

ban women, they cause men to do things and often ruin men's lives

What do you think lads

obamas kids got caught drinking alcohol while underage
reckon he wont have any issues outside his autism

Thoughts?

Mum made chicken pasta

the gf
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>People are actually proud of their mindless consumption of mass media entertainment, and consider themselves "smarter" because their fictional world is in a book instead of a tv show.

Housemate at uni considered herself elevated cos she didn't own a TV and read historical romantic pulp fiction instead.

aren't you like 30

Who on earth wears trainers when they're going out. To think I share the general with you people

scary

israel kinda needs to be wiped out desu

Would be a good idea desu

Bump rate is ridiculously fast.

Friends got the fact that I'm a virgin out of me when we were all high on mdma

animals, all of you

think you're the weirder one Tbh, going out barefoot

bad goy

good goy

Britannia rules the boards

careful you'll trigger the hats

t. isis

>clickbait
>"big bang star"
>is supporting cast at best

'sheed

i prefer to bump every 30 mins or so personally

who uses the leg press ITT?
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FUCK

dont click this

t. wears £20 """leather""" brogues from aldo and thinks he's a proper gent

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shoulda just made something up like I do

I GUESS I'VE GOT
WHAT I DESERVE

Cringe

*brrrling, brrrling*
is icey there

last name youpee

went on /asp/

why are people who watch wrestling so insufferable?

t. circumcised

excellent idea
more space for the jews too

ah yes
western society

they look swedish

haven't seen a single wasp all year and the ONE day I open the window a fucking giant one flies in

REEEEEE

this can't be real

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I never work legs EVER

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The ex bf when I was 18 and he was 17 sent me this.

you have to be mentally ill to watch that shite past the age of 13

>when the captcha literally takes 10 tries

>wake up
reeeeeee muslims
>go to work
bloody MUSLIMS on the bus
>eat lunch
god it's not like it used to be i tell you, you can't even get bacon in mosques anymore
>go back to work
*rees internally*
>get bus home
bloody MUSLIMS might have taken my seat if there was more of them on the bus
>get home
ahh i wonder what bloody muslamic propaganda the bbc are showing tonight
>eat dinner (subway)
some of these somewhere wanted HALAL meat once lads can you believe that
>go to bed
time to read the old littlejohn, he's the only one whos prepared to talk about these bloody MUSLIMS
>sleep
r-r-reee m-m-muslims *snore*

NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER

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>filter the leafs
>half the thread is filtered

literally dont know why people watch it when boxing exists?

>muh drama
boxing literally offers it but it's actually REAL,

No you runt i wear these