/brit/ - ugly ugly anglos edition

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>brits are all ugly
>colonials are all handsome
why is this?

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upperclass: polo, rowing, hunting
upper middle: rugby, cricket
rest: football

marry the ol' cousin

aye or nay?

Better weather

Me

>daily mail

anglo scumbags

It's a no from me

So what's sleeping on the streets in London like lads?
Asking for a friend...

Aye, but I might be biased since I'm Icelandic

It all just seems so much more exciting and on such a larger and more powerful scale
Such a shame we dont even have one great battleship or battlecruiser left to look at

business idea: set up an online dating service for heterosexual white gentiles only

Sure
But you're not invited to the wedding

Business idea: find a girl who likes me and wants to spend time with me and wants to have sex with me exclusively

to strong to be left wing

For me, it's Walesian genes

italian and greek genes

>balding is bad

Bad post

had a proper laugh at this

bought a fred perry jacket

>that brain
>too intelligent to not be strong

REAL ICELAD HOURS

me irl vs me online

Post jeans

are lad giving us lauren mayberry bj pics

Aldi is literally the best supermarket unless you're a billionaire.

Fruit and veg section alone puts it leagues ahead of tesco, asda, sainsbury, morrisons, co op. it's all about half the price and no different in quality.

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emily

Please don't

izdad cop?

>no different in quality.
Wrong, completely and utterly wrong

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would like her to suck a poo out of my bum

excuse moi?

No joke, he spotted me at the gym once whrn I was getting crushed under the bar. Met him later visiting my college and he remembered.

>ANOTHER attempt at german imperialism

not this time

the gf in the middle

We started making out
And she took off my pants
But then I opened up Sup Forums

>20 and unironically still doesn't know the difference between PM and AM offhand
My existence was a mistake

why do yank rednecks from kentucky have aldis and we don't
this is we need to join the european union

Just got a virus that was spamming my Facebook lads

Fucking embarrassing

Don't even know how it happened

>No joke, he spotted me at the gym once whrn I was getting crushed under the bar. Met him later visiting my college and he remembered.

>not using 24h clock

I only learnt to read clocks a year ago

>implying aldi brocolis are inferior to marks' because you paid 12p less for them

>implying aldi brocolis are inferior to tescos ones because you paid 3p less for them

what a mong you are.

Did Sheffield United win da league?

>L'inbetweeners meme

"The crows seem to be calling my name", thought Caw.

AND THAT WAS ABOUT THE TIME SHE WALKED AWAY FROM ME

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Where were you when you realized Drumpf had been cucked by Neocons, lads?

imagine being fat

>No one wins in war.

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NOBODY LIKES YOU WHEN YOU'RE A NEET

going to bed, can't be arsed with you lot
just fuck off

hmm the one cartoon I agree on

Absolutely and empirically correct, actually. I have shopped at them all, and have been regularly shopping at waitrose because I live next to one. Aldi fresh fruit and veg is no different. Literally none, in fact, the grapes and blueberries are better at aldi. So get fucked you posh twat carry on wasting your dosh

APART FROM CLASS WAR

AMARITE

>Where were you over a year ago


How the fuck should I know?

drumpf will take syrien refugees, mark my words

business idea: commit the necessary amounts of crime that affords the average drug addict with their various addictions without actually buying any drugs and instead living like a king in the process

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Imagine burdening your whole family because you are so fat that you need constant care

yes my vegetables from moldova that are filled with pesticides, insecticides and GM are better than your oxfordshire-grown organic produce

Might buy one of these and put it on my cock

For me, it's being in peak physical condition and excelling at a numerous range of sports activities.

>tfw no autistic gf

I actually think Drumpf is a better name than Trump.

HAHAHAHAHAAH

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Liverpool people are 3/4 irish and have an almost irish accent

Mirin those forearms

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Cant watch this

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And you can't even kill yourself. Or have them kill you, imagine having to dispose of a corpse this size?

AND I DROPPED OF FRESHMAN YEAR

It’s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating.

you posted this here ages ago

>parents away for a week
>house all to myself
>watching berserk on the big telly in the living room
>sat naked on the sofa with the curtains closed and the lights off
>just bought 2g of the 'ol charlie and a bottle of vodka
im so fucking happy
this is what lifes all about lads

had a good chuckle at this post

WHAT THE HELL IS JOBCENTRE?

Me at 66%

Yeah it just rolls off the tongue better. I started saying Drumpf ironically to make fun of hackneyed lib humour and now I can't stop to be honest ladder

HATE THEM SO FUCKING MUCH GRRRRR

Sad because the nords are so hot but so fucking insufferable. Wouldn't even fuck one (and trust me there's a lot of easy nords in the gay community)

t. gay fag

this is a really fantastic post

bit reddity but still a belter

Is charlie cocaine or heroin?

Not me, just found it now

and the white women they stole from the icelandic coasts to sell to wealthy ottoman merchants in Algiers, but not before fucking them themselves first

Seems pretty lonely without friends or a gf around

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aldi is in north america?

neat

Am taking a long long flight next week and if I'm sat next to a fat cunt I'm going to sulk A LOT

haha

Alri, Jack Handey

take...,take a chill pill ;)))

#SwoleLeft

Well that was a bit stupid