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Average Englishman ed.

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eating a noodle bowl

added a bit of bovril for an extra kick

>there are racists in my /brit/

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drink an unbelievable amount of water every day

cold water is just so tasty

Three
Simple
Letters

FOY

Unpopular opinion: Androids saga is the best in all of DBZ

this isn't /cum/, take this fried nig meme away

pay up piggies

rorke

anime

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really m8, is that why you just got overtaken by this years play offs winners

>tfw did a long post and new thread

>'because you're not the sort of guy who will just throw me down on the bed and fuck me without asking'

This is one of the age old lose lose situations. Similar is when my Boyfriend told me to wake him up by sucking his dick. I asked him if he was sure, because maybe he would want to wake up properly first and he said yeah.

I proceeded to do it, knowing he's a bit irritable in the morning. I woke up early got myself a little in the mood and then started sucking his cock. what I got was an annoyed grumpy man telling me to fuck off at 8am.

Similarly if you actually try and throw a girl around and fuck her without asking they will not respond happily unless it's pre-arranged roleplay.

post shit facebook memes

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Why is the new Gorillaz album so shite?

Feels bad man

thats all my webms

laters taters

Classic

yeah by 1 point wind your fucking neck in son

>oh than wats the ass called

Got chosen to plan the layout for a bike race lads, it did NOT go well

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State of that page name ffs

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>new build estates are shi-

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it's real white boy hours if u up making girls feel uncomfortable and ready to shoot up a school smash that prayer button

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>Looking at images of intersex genitalia
>Fucking disgusted

I know it's not their fault but now I know why these people are so hated.

Do NOT google "Intersex genitalia"

wish I was a duke

wouldnt want to be a king or prince or that. duke would be nice though

she was better before she got fat and got tattoos

>alri?

looks pretty bad mate

need a rat gf

God my heart

ffs lads just gooned all my cash on rosy

Gorillaz was always shite

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way too fast right now

at least half of you need to fuck off, you're probably all normies anyway

PHWOAR

how do i become one of these so called piggies

*tags /brit/*

that looks quite shit mate

>An anocracy is a government regime featuring inherent qualities of political instability and ineffectiveness, as well as an "incoherent mix of democratic and autocratic traits and practices".

Think I've finally found a political ideology which absolutely no-one can agree with me about lads

Spotify class list

>peasant
Listens to albums on shuffle

>upper class
Listens to their personal playlists and albums

>Patrician
Listens to playlists made by themselves and albums without shuffle

I am by far the most racist person in this general

Do not understand why you would greentext but post an attractive girl instead of a fedora, could you please explain this gimmick?

honestly no better feeling than being rinsed by my princess

What are you like! x

What is wrong with it? Nice mix of nice houses not too far from the town centre.

based

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>pay pigs

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new build estates or as I like to call them deanoville

Still remember when that lad on brit/pol/ asked us to name his new puppy with trips and he named it Ed Milliband

>tfw this comes from a Sup Forums meme

just payed princess chelsea to piss in my mouth and kick me in the bollocks

Ah yes, yank journalism

proud to be a little porky pay pig

literally fedora cracy

Would rather stick a knife into my femoral than even think about setting foot there

underground from aldgate east station to wood green, then walk to alexandra palace. is that the best option?

Three
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CIA

pay up piggies

this pic should have brave british sailors in the boat raging war against the eu octopus

christ, JME's let himself go

Me as the oppressor

paid my findom to take us out the european union

why do asians cry about racism when most of them literally live better and earn more money than white people

Why is caralad always the fastest in a row?

>really good looking lads
>have to work for 6-7,5/10 girls (without BF)
>REALLY have to work for 7.5+ girls
>average job and life in general
>wonder how much easier it would be if I was incredibly rich and knew all the right, popular people

Would probably be able to shag models on a daily basis

can't be real

nice frog, didn't have that one

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The fabled BWC

want to see a drawing of japmoot fucking american moot who is dressed as a girl

Cause the men are emasculated and derided I'm film and the women are seen as submissive sexual fetishes

what a lad

Must be those who don't that bitch and moan. Or spoiled bored kids.

was cruising down the M5 in this little beaut doing 90 earlier today

I'm gonna pretend to be chinese so I can use this

figured it out, "tiny" is relative you fucking privileged oppressive shitlords

the Asian cries out in pain he strikes you

just payed princess chelsea to piss in some lads mouth, kick him in the bollocks, and exit the european union

yeah bit of a walk though
also wood green high street is a shithole

princess chelsea is cutting off me bollocks and selling them to a sperm bank as we speak

what the fuck is she getting at there

>azn's

Why did Assad decide to gas his own people when he had everything going for him?

the jewess from college humor is weirdly attractive desu

nice

haven't seen one of these cars in years

state of the north

circlepaying the princess to tell me what a good little boy i am

business idea: 'nam movie without CCR

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he didn't

I don't understand

fuck
you mean i didn't need to pay and i've been proper mugged?